Taiga awoke hazily from the collision to the rampant noise pollution coming out of Shin's mouth.
"Wake Up! Wake Up, Bro! Earth's gone to shit ever since the big, evil aliens took over! You've missed so much in the 10 years you've been knocked out." Said the very distressed Shin.
*Shin makes an extra-terrestrial noise from his mouth*
"Quick! Quick! Taiga, you have to do the super secret, awesome anti-alien pose to drive them away - the fate of the planet rests on your shoulders."
The startled Taiga got up as quick as he could in order to protect humanity - what a selfless soul.
"Taiga, you have to squat down and try to put your head in-between your legs - that's the secret to the anti-alien pose."
*Taiga unfortunately gets into position in haste*
"BAHAHAAHAHAH! You freak!" Guffawed Shin while snapping many photos at all conceivable angles.
When Taiga finally came to his senses, he darted towards his brother with his fist clenched so hard blood was flowing out like an unholy waterfall. Shin ran. Shin ran fast.
Not fast enough.
Just before Taiga could decimate Shin twelve feet under, a deep voice came from behind the boys.
"Are you ok, young man?" Asked the mysterious figure.
The boys turned around to see a tall man sporting an expensive mahogany suit striped with golden lines from top to bottom. He paired this expensive article of clothing with black loafers, each flaunting a Gucci logo front and centre. He wore bright white gloves with the number 1000 tattooed on the back of each glove, contrasting heavily with the bright orange hair resting on the man's crown.
It was the Don.