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I’m Just a Cat! (P.S. My Stand is a Menace)

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Original Title: 我,小猫咪,替身害人饿瘦米斯达 Original Author: 替身害人饿瘦米斯达 "Meow, meow meow meow, meow..." The Holy Son spoke: "There is no true fairness in this world, little kitten." The kitty nodded: "In that case, I deserve a completely unfair Stand." The System warned: "No knowledge is mastered in a single glance; you must repeatedly ponder its meaning." The kitty nodded: "Oh, so knowledge is edible. Got it." This is an "Infinite Flow" multiverse adventure. Our protagonist turns into a cat-girl starting from Volume 2. Status: Single. The Multiverse Journey The adventure begins in the dust of JoJo Part 7: Steel Ball Run, before leaping into the chaos of Date A Live, the high seas of One Piece, and the tragedy of Fate/Zero. From there, the trail leads through Touhou Project, the original JoJo (Old World), and the dark realms of Puella Magi Madoka Magica. The journey continues through the trials of Re:Zero, the virtual reality of Sword Art Online (SAO), the overwhelming power of One Punch Man, and the endless mysteries of Detective Conan. The cat’s paws eventually reach Harry Potter, the battlefield of Fate/Apocrypha, the spiritual world of Bleach, and the cinematic Marvel Universe (MCU), before a cozy crossover with Gabriel DropOut × Dragon Maid and the final trip back home.
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