Our heroes last week were filled with nothing but joy and happiness. The
gang fought a giant monster that attacked a local fair in the Yardrat Republic except
for Tito who ran for it but was caught by and reprimanded by Ungar. Tito had
annoyed the girls to no end by making poop jokes and constantly farting and acting
like an overall imbecile when they tried to take them to the mall and when they
asked you don't like shopping are you even gay Tito responded by saying; "I like
having sex with guys so yeah I'm gay." He continued by saying that most of the
effeminate gay men which were of course very different in personality to the
neutral mannerism he possessed according to Tito were; 'playing it up to emulate
how you girls act and acting even more effeminate than they actually are and a few
of them even use it to make fun of women rightfully so. Also just because some
overplay their femininity doesn't make them fake-guys they like having sex with
guys so they're gay but Metrosexual Straight guys do the same thing and some of
them are naturally effeminate to and like women but act more effeminate to get
laid." The girls weren't having it. And one time the boys kicked him out of their
dorm because he was farting but not because he was farting but because he would
announce that he farted and Zaiyal said if he announced when he farted one more
time he was sleeping in the hallway. He ended up just farting and laughing instead.
And as a result Zaiyal threw Tito in the hallway. And Tito who was a former
honor-student but also a former-thief was having a hard time breaking this habit but
Mr. Gillum and Ungar worked with him to overcome this flaw. Sarai was talking to
Atil about after they graduated from the University and they defeated this great
Calamity Sarai wanted a child and Sarai was overjoyed with happiness. Karzai was
still trying to get fresh with the ladies even strangers but would get beaten up every
time he tried to do so. Gordo the Panda became the Yardrat National Food-Eating
Champion. In addition to all of this Tito and Gordo became more like brothers and
even partners in battle Gordo actually wasn't slow he just thought reading was for
nerds that's what he said at least. At this point the two were best friends and it
would stay that way for the rest of their lives they were often referred to as 'the
Chuckle Fucks,' as they would laugh at really menial stupid things. Mr. Bear and
Pon-Chow the young Buddhist Monk visited the entire gang and they all got to
connect again after several years. Mr. Bear and Mr. Pasta started a website called
'Affirmative Action where they used it to scam people out of their money and also
so Mr. Bear would have a platform to talk about how the moon isn't real.' In
addition, the Monkey King, his son Jr., Pigsy, Sandy, and Jr.'s new partner and
friend Hamma the Pig visited Daniel and his friends too during summer break and
they would all be there at their graduation party a year from then as Monkey
instructed Laozi, Yuga (Qagar), Lafrim and Seku to defend the Monkey Palace on
Flower and Fruit Mountain when they were gone. Acon 01 01 01 and Taiping
visited after they returned from training with Ebisu at the Wind Palace and were
both noticeably stronger. And it also became clear that Narcis was becoming less
and less vengeful and evil. The Slug-Man continued to defend the entrance to the
Underworld and since that fateful when Ungar told Zaiyal VIII to meet with the
Caterpillar Maochong the Caterpillar had lead Zaiyal VIII to the Spirit World
where he met his deceased wife and Zaiyal and his sister Zaiya's mother named,
'Khiva,' she always pleaded with him to forgive their son and told him that her
death wasn't his fault and he slowly began to come around but part of him still
resisted he couldn't let go of all of the resentment he had for his son. Ungar's
Four-Elite Warriors being Sir Rhyme the Bear, Prince Karelian the Dark-Elf, Ranjit
Singh the Sikh Warrior and Puyi the Buddhist Monk continued to defend Ebisu the
Wind God with their lives along with the spirit and Gettling of the famous Shia
Assassin Hassan I-Sabbah and his legion of Assassins in the afterlife. Akira had
gone away for a while but Zaiya and him met up a year before and they moved off
planet to the Planet Tripoli where they would spend many wonderful years together
and got married a year before the Great Calamity on Helios was predicted to arrive.
Ungar began to warm up to Narcis more and more and Narcis to Ungar. Ungar
served as Narcis's master and taught him martial arts and magic. Zaiyal and
Aquarius were happier than ever even though Zaiyal always still had a mood. As
for Daniel he was happy everything had worked out but he knew it was not to last
by the time all of these events and changes had taken place it was only 6 months
until the Great Calamity which was when their Graduation Ceremony was. And
Aquarius's father Dr. Faust the Jinn the headmaster was not willing to compromise,
having the Ceremony at the end of the year was a Yardrat University tradition and
his mind could not be swayed believing falsely that it would all work out. Daniel
tried to enjoy this time with his friends and he even met up with that one Elf Igor
the nice Degenerate who looked after all of them at Seaside City. He was doing
alright from what it seemed just goofing off and being a bum as usual. But the good
times were going to end and eventually the fateful day arrived, the day of their
graduation and the Great Calamity.
It was the big day and the Graduation Ceremony went as well as anyone
thought it would but nothing seemed to happen until the stroke of midnight the
students and faculty continued to celebrate as the chime of the clocks announced
that it was midnight but their celebration was rudely interrupted by what seemed
like a large rock smashing into the side of the east side of the Yardrat University
building. And another one hit and another one now the masses began to scream and
as a result Sun-Wukong the Monkey King and Ungar the Warlock began to shout
orders; "Listen me Ungar, Jr., Pigsy, Sandy, and Narcis will head in this direction
the rest of you follow Mr. Gillum." Said the Monkey King. The Monkey King was
worried not about the life of him and his son for he was immortal and his son was
virtually immortal not even the Jade Emperor could kill the Monkey King back in
The Journey to the West. But much like Ungar who also could not be killed, he was
not sure if he could defeat these powerful demons that now descended on Yardrat
University and if they could protect the lives of the rest of their comrades. Like
something out of WarHammer giant beasts with tentacles, made of black tar, with
sharp teeth and reeking of death descended upon the University and there were the
Four Horsemen that Lord Tep's clone that Ebisu warned of Agitha, Coroda, Konga
and Krieg they were issuing orders to fire at will but only Agitha and Coroda
would see any action the other two stayed behind in their Massive Airship that
appeared from a massive dark portal. And in addition to his two more baddies
arrived being the Thunder Brothers to East Asian Gods one from Chinese folk
religion being the younger one the Chinese Thunder God Leigong 雷公 and his
older brother the Japanese god of thunder Raijin 雷神 also known as Raiden-sama
雷電様. The two brothers descended on the mortals below, sowing havoc. Monkey
remembered these two clowns he had fought the Thunder Brothers many thousands
of years ago. As a result Monkey began to fight the Thunder Bros. "Well if it isn't
the great and all powerful Monkey King! Surely you remember us!!! You know why
we're here we're here for the piece of the Black Jewel hidden underneath the
school and you can hand it over to our Demonic hordes or you can suffer the wrath
of all of those demons plus two non-Demons that happen to be Gods; that's us by
the way." Said Raiden-sama. "I'm well aware you are the Thunder Gods. You two
clowns will take any opportunity to receive a small increment of power. You
honestly make me sick, you could never be a Buddhist, Taoist or decent people for
that matter you're scum." Said Monkey. "Lets see you call us scammers when we
swat you and all your friends like the bugs you are!" said Leigong.
"I'd like to see you try," said Monkey. And as Monkey used his flying Cloud
cloud for battle with his sword in hand as the Thunder Bros. used their flying
Thunder Clouds do battle also with sword in hand it became clear that the heavens
would clash with intense ferocity that shook the Earth as the battle continued.
Meanwhile another villain, Cyclops named Nilis arrived on the scene. He was a big
brute who was bald with one giant eye in the center of his head and highly strong
armor. He was as tall as an Elephant. He landed in front of Ungar and Narcis.
"Look at a couple of tasty morsels. The Great Lord Zeal sure is generous he said it
would be an all you could eat mortal-buffet. And I can't even imagine what rewards
his master the Dark Lord Iblis has in store for us when he is awakened from his
prison." Said Nilis. "I'm not exactly a mortal buddy, I'm a Warlock and a Gettling.
So you can't squat to me pal." Said Ungar. As this continued the other warriors and
the other students continued to fight and many also fled Jr., Hamma, Pigsy, Sandy,
Athena, Aquarius, Atil, Sarai, Zaiyal and Daniel among other continued to fight
around them but Nilis one of the most powerful beings began darting around. "A
few more parcels have arrived." He said. It was Taiping and Acon 01 01 01
looking swole as ever. "Who is this disgusting freak. Some kind of mutant." Said
Taiping. "Probably a Cyclops," said Acon 01 01 01 . "This one's right on the
money I'm Nilis the Cyclops. Oh boy an Elf, a Human Cyborg and a Demon what a
scrumptious. FYI Cyclops aren't a type of demon so this isn't Cannibalism I don't
know why I bring up that fact because I really love the taste of Cyclops, I know I'm
bad, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" said Nilis. "Will take him first if we need backup
please join if we join in all at once we'll just end up bumping heads he's big but
he's not that big two at a time is the best strategy," said Acon 01 01 01 .
"Agreed," said Ungar. The fight continued for a while until Agitha the young
Demon girl yelled out; "Nilis are you playing around again; finish them now; if
you keep playing you'll be sorry you animal!" said Agitha. Nilis was clearly scared
of the little girl. "Yes Agatha I'll finish them right now, I swear, I just got carried
away." Said Nilis. "You see that Narcis, that little one got the giant oath to shake in
his boots. Keep an eye on her she is surely quite powerful." Said Ungar. "Yeah you
can say that again." Said Narcis. "Sorry guys I gotta stop playing with my food
Agitha said so, and what she says she gets." Said Nilis. Nilis smashed both Taiping
and Acon 01 01 01 into the side of a side wall knocking them unconscious and
rendering them useless in the fight.
"Don't worry I'll come back to eat you when I'm finished with the main
course." Said Nilis. "I'm a Gettling you fool. It's impossible to eat me." Said
Ungar. "Oh I know this is a Dark Energy Ring. It's from the Spirit Realm. I can use
it to seal Gettlings and other spirits in a far-off dimension where you'll be trapped.
With mortals its results in fatal wounds the chance of surviving it is 1 in a million it
also ruins the meat and makes it uneatable so I'm gonna be real careful and use it
on you okay Warlock! And remember for more Gettlings its 100% accurate it's one
straight ticket to the Shadow Realm! HAHAHAHA!!!!!" said Nilis. At this Nils
began firing blasts of dark energy from his ring intentionally not hitting Narcis as
he wanted to eat him afterwards. The fight quickly became a chase as Ungar flew
away at Mach Speed but the Cyclops was catching up to him matching his speed.
The Cyclops' energy was incredible; he never ran out of energy and he sacrificed
no speed for his size. He shot Ungar with a laser belch from his mouth and it
completely shattered Ungar's defense knocking him to the ground as he stood on
one knee waiting for the inevitable. "Nice try Death Dealer but it's all over for
you. Time to make peace with your God! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" said Nilis. As
he said this he shot a burst of dark energy from his ring but just as it seemed it
would hit Ungar and send him away for trillions of years to become a bodiless
being in a void it was suddenly stopped. Narcis jumped in front of the laser and
began to scream bloody murder as his skin began to fry. It was shocking he put his
life on the life for an immortal being just so he wouldn't have to be trapped in the
empty void. He fell to the ground. "Aw man, its spoiled. Oh well I got two more
morsels waiting for me for a job well done. You win some you lose some I guess."
Said Nilis. Ungar ran over to Narcis. "Kid are you insane why'd you do it.
WHY????!!!!! I'm immortal why'd did you put your life on the line." Said Ungar.
"Living in an empty void with no one to talk to or be around sounds like a fate
worse than death to me Ungar my friend. Listen, you were right you changed me
Ungar just like you turned over a new leaf you made me realize I could do the
same. I use to believe for so long that I didn't have a choice I was meant to succeed
where my Grandfather failed and conquer the world because it was destiny
whether I liked it or not. I never really liked it and just convinced myself I did so I
could continue to go along with it. I'm not a God Ungar, I'm flesh and blood how
could a God die so easily." Said Narcis. "Its okay kid you can start over you can
continue to redeem yourself it's not too late." Said Ungar. "I know that but I had to
save you anyway." Said Narcis. As he said this he began to cough up a lot of blood.
"Because my whole life everyone feared me and treated me like a monster and a
tyrant rightfully so. But you looked past that and saw me as a friend you were my
only friend. I probably will die here but its worth it. Thank you Ungar for showing
me the truth and freeing me from the lie. I can never repay this debt. Goodbye, my
friend." Said Narcis.
As Narcis said this his eyes began to slowly close and he stopped moving his
skin charred and his orange cape and silver armor in tatters the young Elf was dead.
And Ungar began to shout his name. Jr. came over and offered to take him to the
Wind Palace to Ebisu so he could heal him the sooner the better and he would
return to the battle as soon as he deliver Narcis's body to the Wind Palace and Lord
Ebisu, Ungar agreed. After Jr. leaved which Nilis didn't notice because he was
distracted by how he missed his shot at the Warlock and ruined his food. He
quickly looked back at Ungar assuming that somebody took Narcis away to heal
him. "I'm guessing somebody is taking him somewhere to get healed. You can hope
all you want but that kids' most likely as good as dead. You on the other hand will
be completely dead." Said Nilis. Ungar just stood there in shock with his black
cape flapping in the wind at what he witnessed the loss of his friend "On the other
hand if he's saved at least his meat will be edible again. Your meat sack friend I
guess was just the one that got away." Said Narcis. "Meat Sack?! You mean
Narics?!" said Ungar. "HUH?!" said Nilis. "DON'T YOU EVER SAY HIS NAME
AGAIN!!!!!!" said Ungar. At this an explosion of dark energy appeared around the
warlock and it was blinding to everyone around him. "What the hell happened why
are you powerful all of sudden? Don't tell me it was over that Elf." Said Nilis.
"Even at my worse when I was cold and heartless I at least took what I did
seriously not that it makes it right. You on the other hand think everything's a
game. That's why theres no hope for you. You will never find...
REDEMPTION!!!!!!!" said Ungar. He then lunged at Nilis knocking in every
direction the Cyclops was simply Ungar's ragdoll at this point he would get
smacked in any direction Ungar wanted him to. After this beating Nilis slowly got
up. And being to yell curses when a long poll tripped him it was Sun-Wukong Jr.
the son of the Monkey King. "Ebisu said he'll try but don't get your hopes quite
yet. I'm sorry Ungar." Said Jr. "Don't worry it's not your fault. It's this monster."
Said Ungar. "Hey Cyclops, I want to see real power!" said Zaiyal. After Zaiyal
arrived following Sun-Wukong Jr. he shot a giant energy beam from his hands that
went straight in the Cyclops' eye. Nilis began howling in pain. Agitha got an idea;
this one is perfect, we can use him, she thought.
In the skies above the battle continued between the Monkey King and The
Thunder Bros. Some centuries following The Journey to the West Monkey King
fought the Thunder Bros. and locked them in the Underworld where they stayed up
until now apparently Lord Zeal used the discovered core of the Black Jewel to
resurrect beings from the dead including these two brutes. But Monkey stopped
dead in his tracks. "That energy. That spell. She's gonna use it on Zaiyal this has to
be stopped." Said Monkey. The Thunder Bros. tried to stop him but Agitha said fall
back we have the Jewel and Nilis, the Thunder Bros. and the rest of the Demonic
Army followed her back into the portal but she left behind a spell that attached
itself to Zaiyal's frontal lobe. "What's happening?! There's something burrowing
into my head. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" said Zaiyal. Eventually the
screaming and cries of pain stopped and Zaiyal appeared almost calm now. "Zaiyal
what's wrong?!" said Daniel. "What's wrong Elf?! Maybe it's the fact that you
exist!!!!!" said Zaiyal shooting a ball of dark energy at Daniel. Everyone began to
curse Zaiyal until Sun-Wukong confronted him; "Its not his doing he's been
possessed by that Demonic Little Girl. I'm sorry I'm the only one that can stop him
and she knows that she wants us down a fighter. But still I'll half to kill him." Said
Monkey. Everyone began to scream but the loudest was Aquarius who pleaded
with the Monkey King to not kill Zaiyal. Finally out of desperation she jumped off
the Monkey King's cloud and hugged Zaiyal tears in her eyes. For a moment he
seemed to snap out of it. Memories began flooding back when he met Aquarius in
the Second Grade when she told him she had a crush on him since the 2 nd grade in
the 6
th grade and he told her he had no time for girlfriends if he wanted to become
the greatest warrior in the Universe and surpass God himself. And when him and
Ungar went to watch the World Martial Arts Tournament together in Yardrat City.
And now he was shaken out of this trance, this spell. The school was utterly
destroyed but there was no time to rest. They would have to head to the Wind
Palace and get ready to head to the Spirit Realm in that realm lie all the hidden
pieces of the Black Jewel and the long forgotten Spirit Blade.
