Maisie
"May!"
Regina's squeal echoed across the hallway, so loud, my eardrums nearly ruptured and that was all the warning I got before I was bombarded with hugs and kisses from Regina, Jenny and Juliette, who formed a circle around me, jumping high and low.
"Did you get a tan?"
"Yes–"
"How was Paris?"
"It was great–"
"Did you meet my mama?"
"Yes! And I loved her--"
"Oh my god, did your ass get fatter?"
"No, Jennifer. It certainly did not–"
"How was the honeymoon?"
"It wasn't exactly a honeymoon–"
"You have to tell us everything! From the trip, down to the sex!"
"Yeah, no–"
"Come now. When have we ever hidden things from each other?" Jenny blinked innocently. "Did they double-stuff you? Triple? Quadruple?" She gasped. "Tag-team?!"
Everyone in the hallway that wasn't already staring in our direction were definitely looking now and I mock-glared at Regina. "Thank you, Jenny. And Regina. For always embarrassing me."
