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Chapter 22 - They Used to Call Me the Master Baiter

​The ride home from Van Nuys High School that afternoon offered a stark visual transition from the orderly empire Jake controlled to the physical chaos his money was currently partially financing.

​As Judith's Volvo turned onto their street, the Harper residence was immediately distinguishable from the rest of the quiet, manicured suburban block. 

The front lawn, usually a rectangle of Bermuda grass, now held stacks of imported lumber, wrapped pallets of Mediterranean tile, and a small, bright yellow backhoe arranged with the energy of a military occupation.

​Judith parked the car in the driveway, completely unfazed by the fact that she had to maneuver around a portable cement mixer. 

She stepped out of the vehicle with the confidence of a woman who was finally living the life she believed she had always deserved. She carried a thick, leather-bound binder filled with clippings from Architectural Digest, treating it less like a reference guide and more like a holy text.

​"Rick is supposed to be pouring the foundation for the outdoor kitchen today," Judith mused aloud, her eyes scanning the torn-up earth as she walked toward the front door. "If he tells me the rebar is delayed one more time, I am going to have to make a very unpleasant phone call to the Better Business Bureau. We are on a strict schedule, Jake."

​Jake trailed a few steps behind her, his backpack slung over one shoulder, quietly observing the scene. He knew exactly why Rick the contractor was dragging his feet. The man was working entirely on the initial deposit, and good contractors had a sixth sense for when a client was operating on extended credit rather than liquid cash.

​It was also one of the reasons Jake had slipped Alan the envelope of bills that morning. The two thousand dollars wouldn't cover the total cost of the renovations, but it was enough to grease the wheels, keeping the crew motivated and Judith's grand plans perfectly intact until the massive SBLOC loan officially cleared in mid-December.

​Inside the house, the atmosphere was a surreal blend of domestic normalcy and structural demolition.

 The wall separating the kitchen from the formal dining room had been stripped down to the studs and wrapped in thick sheets of translucent plastic to keep the dust contained.

 Through the plastic, Jake could see the faint outline of the dining table where Alan had been sitting just hours earlier, quietly having a nervous breakdown over his billing ledger. Now, the space was empty, the air smelling strongly of sawdust and expensive perfume.

​Judith set her binder down on the kitchen island and immediately reached for the phone.

​"Mom," Jake said, his voice cutting smoothly through her dialing. "Before you call Rick, you might want to review the hardware invoices. I was looking over the copies you left on the counter this morning. The supplier is charging a premium for expedited shipping on the brass fixtures, but if you switch the order to the warehouse in San Diego, you can cut the freight cost by twenty percent and only lose a day on the timeline. It's a more efficient allocation of the budget."

​Judith paused, the receiver hovering inches from her ear. She looked down at Jake, her expression a mix of maternal fondness and mild bewilderment.

 She often forgot that her son possessed the analytical processing power of a mid-level actuary, but she had learned never to ignore his advice when it came to numbers.

​Slowly, she placed the phone back on the cradle and pulled the invoices toward her, her manicured finger tracing the shipping lines exactly as Jake had suggested.

​"You know, Jake, you are absolutely right," Judith murmured, a small, triumphant smile touching her lips as she grabbed a red pen. "Twenty percent is significant. That covers the difference for the upgraded pool pump."

​"Right," Jake agreed, his tone perfectly flat and agreeable. He turned and headed down the hallway toward his bedroom, leaving his mother happily redlining contractor invoices.

​Later, while effortlessly solving college-level math problems in his room, Jake confirmed a growing suspicion: he was experiencing a form of progressive cognitive enhancement.

​His working theory was that his previous intelligence had survived the reincarnation intact, while his current brain, still in the highly plastic stage of adolescent development, was actively building on top of it. An adult cognitive foundation layered over a brain optimized for rapid growth perfectly explained why he seemed to be getting smarter every single week.

​In his past life, he had been an entirely average guy. He had taken an IQ test in his twenties and scored a 112; he was always more of a hard worker than a naturally smart person. 

Here, however, he had inherited a brain whose most famous future accomplishment was supposedly crippling a tech billionaire's infrastructure with enough downloaded porn to trigger a systems failure.

​While the "original" Jake Harper was destined to become absurdly dense as he aged, a victim of television writers leaning hard into his stupidity, he had actually been remarkably sharp and witty in his younger years. The current Jake inherited that latent early sharpness, which translated into an acute, almost unnatural social awareness.

 He could effortlessly read people's tics, micro-expressions, and behavioral quirks, instantly understanding the unspoken dynamics and hidden motives in any room.

​Thanks to that, he wasn't just flourishing academically at Van Nuys High School; he was currently running a highly lucrative grey-market enterprise right under the administration's noses. Between brokering custom test-prep and monopolizing the school's snack trade, Jake was essentially a suburban kingpin.

​His strategic planning was abruptly interrupted by the squeak of his bedroom door.

​Alan stood in the doorway, clutching a tangled pair of fishing rods and a dusty tackle box. He had the strained, overly eager posture of a man trying desperately to emulate a stock photo about fatherhood.

​"Hey, kiddo," Alan said, offering a tight, hopeful smile. "What do you say you and I hit the water tomorrow? Get out into nature, do a little father-son bonding?"

​Jake looked at his dad's painfully earnest expression. He simply nodded. "Sure, Dad. Sounds good."

​The next morning, the two of them drove up to Castaic Lake, the sun barely cresting over the rugged hills bordering the reservoir. The air was crisp, and for a fleeting moment, it actually felt like a picturesque family outing. They hauled their gear down to a quiet spot along the rocky shoreline.

​As Alan began wrestling with the tangled fishing lines, Jake looked around the assortment of gear.

​"Hey, Dad? Where's the bait?"

​Alan froze, his hands stilling on a stubborn knot. He blinked, clearly thrown by the question. He didn't actually know what constituted "bait" outside of a metaphorical sense, but he wasn't about to look incompetent in front of his son, so he puffed out his chest slightly.

​"Oh, bait? Please," Alan scoffed, forcing a hearty, masculine chuckle. "I'm a pro, Jake. I have so much bait, back in the day they used to call me the master baiter."

​Jake just stared at him, his face completely deadpan.

​Alan's smile slowly died under the weight of the silence. The horrific realization of what he had just said visibly washed over his face. He quickly cleared his throat, his face flushing violently as he frantically popped open the plastic tackle box.

"It should be over here... or here"

 He dug past rusted hooks, a tangled bobber, and what looked like a fossilized piece of chewing gum.

​Alan sighed, his shoulders sagging in defeat. "I have no idea what bait is."

​"I saw a tackle shop about a mile back on the main road," Jake said smoothly, sparing his father any further humiliation. "Let's go."

​They drove to the rustic little bait shop, where Jake inspected a Styrofoam cooler of live nightcrawlers to ensure they were active and healthy. He pulled a five-dollar bill from his pocket and stepped up to the register, but Alan immediately intercepted him, throwing a protective arm across Jake's chest.

​"Ah, ah, ah! Put your money away," Alan insisted, his voice pitching up with renewed fatherly authority. "I am the provider on this expedition. I've got it." He proudly slapped a slightly crumpled ten-dollar bill onto the counter.

​Twenty minutes later, they were back at their spot on the Castaic shoreline.

​Jake set the small white carton on a flat rock and popped the lid off. Inside, a tangled, writhing mass of thick, earthy earthworms squirmed against the damp soil.

​Alan stared into the carton. The color immediately drained from his face.

​When Jake turned away to adjust the drag on his reel, Alan clamped a hand over his mouth, his chest heaving as a violent, silent retch racked his body. He squeezed his eyes shut, fighting back a second wave of nausea, and took a deep, shaky breath through his nose.

​"You good, Dad?" Jake asked, glancing back.

​"Never better!" Alan squeaked, his voice two octaves higher than normal. His hands were trembling as he reached into the dirt with his thumb and forefinger.

​With the exaggerated grimace of a man disarming a bomb, Alan pinched a particularly lively worm.

 He let out tiny, suppressed whimpers of disgust with every wriggle the invertebrate made, completely unaware that Jake was watching his father's agonizing battle in the reflection of his mirrored sunglasses, quietly amused by the situation.

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