Interlude 3: The Top-Heavy Gooner and the Leaky Bucket
I was hiding under the thin blanket in the tiny resting room they gave wildcard competitors. Knees pulled to my chest like a scared kid, sweating bullets.
Ho Li-Fan was definitely going to kill me. She'd seen everything in the Empress's chamber. She was probably stalking the hallways right now, ready to freeze my balls solid and then shatter them with a hammer.
"I plead the Fifth," I whispered, rocking slightly. "I didn't consent to any of that. This is entrapment. I need Lo Yu. I need the goat. I need—"
The door clicked open.
I froze.
Then it clicked shut again. The lock turned with a loud *clack*.
I peeked one eye out from under the blanket.
It was Gou-Na.
She stood there in the doorway, her Jade Water Sect uniform stretched to its absolute limit. Her new massive chest forced her to lean back just to stay upright, and her eyes were wide and glassy with that same hungry goblin look she got when she was gooning to blacksmith illusions on her Scrying Jade.
She locked the door from the inside and leaned against it, breathing heavy.
"He Lu," she whispered, voice low and predatory. "I saw what you did in the arena. That EULA move… that fat Adamantine Pillar trying to rip through your pants. I couldn't stop thinking about it."
She took a step closer. Her hand was already sliding down toward the front of her robes.
"I'm a virgin," she said bluntly, cheeks flushing but her eyes locked on my crotch like a heat-seeking missile. "My cultivation art won't let me have sex until I reach the Heavenly Realm. No penetration. Nothing. So I goon. I lock myself in my pavilion and flick the bean for hours, tasting my own slick nectar and shoving toys up my ass while I edge until I squirt all over the floor. But it's not enough anymore. I need the real thing. I need your cock. I need to smell your unwashed balls and taste that thick, desperate precum."
I was still half-under the blanket, completely paralyzed.
Gou-Na didn't wait. She yanked the blanket off me, flipped me onto my back like I weighed nothing, and dropped to her knees beside the bed. Her eyes locked onto my soft cock.
"Take it out," she breathed. "Please. I just want to smell it."
My hands moved on their own. I pushed my trousers down. My soft, unwashed cock flopped out right in front of her face.
Gou-Na moaned like she'd just achieved enlightenment. She leaned in and took a long, shameless inhale right at the base of my balls.
"Oh fuck," she whimpered. "That's the smell. That real unwashed Litigation Master stink. Salty. Tangy. Like fear-sweat and three-day-old musk."
She started rubbing herself through her robes while sniffing me like a degenerate bloodhound. Her other hand gently cupped my soft cock and balls, lifting them up so she could bury her nose underneath.
The thick, sweet scent of her own pussy juice was already leaking into the room. I was getting drunk off it.
Gou-Na looked up at me with glassy eyes. "Can I… can I taste it while I goon?"
I nodded dumbly.
She spit a thick glob of saliva onto my cock and started stroking me with one hand while the other disappeared under her robes. The wet sounds of her fingers pumping into her soaked pussy filled the small room.
"Mmmph… it's getting harder," she moaned, eyes rolling back slightly. "Your cock smells so fucking good. I want to drink your precum like it's spirit wine."
She leaned down and took my cockhead into her mouth, sucking gently while her tongue swirled around the tip. At the same time, she was frantically fingering herself, the squelching sounds getting louder and nastier.
The smell of her slick nectar was driving me insane. I reached down and grabbed her hair.
"Fuck, Gou-Na… you're a complete degenerate."
She moaned around my cock. "You have no idea. I edge for twelve hours straight sometimes. I love the taste of my own ass and pussy mixed together."
She pulled her fingers out of her pussy and shoved them straight into my mouth.
The taste was filthy. Sweet. Tangy. Pure gooner nectar.
My Cowper's Meridian surged. A thick rope of precum shot out and landed on her tongue as she went back to sucking me.
Gou-Na's eyes rolled back in pure bliss. "Yes… give me that precum. Feed me while I goon for you."
She kept sucking me slow and sloppy, saliva dripping everywhere, while I lay there on my back trying not to lose my mind.
After a few minutes she pulled off with a wet pop, lips shiny and swollen.
"Lie down properly," she whispered, pushing me flat on the bed. She crawled up beside me, turning so we were facing each other on our sides. Her massive new tits pressed against my chest as she reached down and wrapped her hand around my cock again. At the same time she grabbed my wrist and guided my fingers straight between her soaked thighs.
"Touch me," she breathed, eyes half-lidded. "Feel how wet I am for you."
I slid two fingers into her dripping pussy. She was soaked. Hot. Greedy. She started stroking me in the same rhythm I fingered her while leaning in and shoving her tongue into my mouth.
We kissed like animals—open-mouthed, sloppy, swapping thick strings of saliva while our hands worked each other. The wet sounds of her stroking my cock and my fingers pumping into her cunt filled the tiny room.
She pulled back just enough to moan against my lips. "Taste how nasty I am. My pussy juice is all over your fingers… lick it off my tongue."
I did. We kept making out like that, tongues sliding, spit swapping, while we jerked each other off.
After a while she rolled onto her stomach, ass up, still frantically rubbing her clit against the mattress.
"Behind me," she gasped. "Eat my asshole while I goon."
I moved behind her, spread her cheeks, and buried my face between them. Her asshole was sweaty and musky from all the gooning. I licked it like a starving man while she moaned into the pillow and fingered herself harder.
The smell of her was everywhere—thick pussy nectar, ass sweat, pure degenerate heat.
She was shaking.
Suddenly she flipped around, grabbed my head, and pulled me into a 69.
"Cum in my mouth," she begged, voice breaking. "I want it all. I want to taste your balls and your precum and your load while I drown you in my pussy juice."
I shoved my cock down her throat. She took it all the way, nose pressed against my balls, gagging and drooling while she ground her soaked pussy against my face.
I ate her like a man possessed—tongue in her pussy, nose in her ass—while she sucked me with filthy, desperate hunger.
My balls tightened.
I blew the biggest load of my life straight down her throat—thick, heavy ropes that she swallowed greedily, moaning around my cock like it was the best thing she'd ever tasted.
At the same time she squirted hard, flooding my mouth with hot pussy juice.
We stayed locked like that for a long moment, both of us twitching and swallowing.
Finally she pulled off with a wet gasp, cum and saliva dripping down her chin, and gave me the most satisfied, goblin smile I'd ever seen.
"We're doing this again tomorrow," she whispered, still panting. "And next time… I want you to watch me fist my own ass while I drink your load."
I just lay there, completely drained, wondering how the fuck my life had become this.