After another brief clash with Naruto and Sasuke, Kakashi created distance with Earth Release: Earth-Style Wall, then swiftly moved to stand in front of Nagi.
"Nagi, let's do this!"
Kakashi entrusted his back to him. This time, Nagi directly infused him with Yin Release Chakra.
Kakashi felt his Sharingan reach an unprecedented level of clarity. However, he forcefully suppressed the Mangekyō Sharingan that was on the verge of activating automatically.
At that moment, Naruto seemed to have another brilliant idea. He immediately ran to Sasuke and whispered something in his ear.
Sasuke fell silent for a moment after listening.
"…Fine. I'll trust you one more time."
Naruto stepped forward and used the Shadow Clone Technique, having all his clones form the Transformation seal simultaneously.
"Kakashi-sensei," Naruto said with a grin, "seeing too clearly isn't always a good thing."
Kakashi suppressed his excitement.
"Ahem. Naruto, as a shinobi, you shouldn't warn your opponent like that."
"Hmph. Even if you know, what can you do? I don't believe you can block this!"
"Don't underestimate your teacher. A shinobi's mind isn't so easily shaken. Come at me with everything you've got!"
Kakashi declared righteously, encouraging his student.
In the distance, Jiraiya widened his eyes and stared intently at Naruto, afraid of missing even a second.
[Mito Uzumaki: That evil jutsu again!]
[Tsunade: Naruto trained under Jiraiya for two and a half years. He definitely taught him some indecent nonsense.]
[Jiraiya: Tsunade, don't wrongfully accuse me! I would never—]
[Orochimaru: You would never what? Never seek "inspiration" from him?]
[Jiraiya: ...]
[Konohamaru Sarutobi: So this is the upgraded version after two and a half years? Amazing, Naruto-brother!]
[Shiranui Kūshina Uzumaki: Jiraiya-sensei!! What exactly did you teach my Naruto these past two and a half years?!]
[Jiraiya: ...]
Across the Shinobi World, countless shameless onlookers watched with a mix of anticipation and criticism, eyes nearly popping out.
Naruto's shadow clones all activated the Transformation Technique.
With a puff of smoke, a series of extremely… full-bodied figures appeared.
"Th-This is—?!!"
Kakashi's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets. Jiraiya shed tears of blood. Even Sasuke and Nagi froze.
Naruto's new Sexy Technique created jet-black, glossy hair, sun-kissed skin, and—
—only a loincloth.
A round, beer belly. A sharply defined face. Extremely thick eyebrows.
Yes.
Naruto had transformed into Might Guy.
Specifically, a beer-bellied, middle-aged version of Might Guy wearing nothing but a loincloth.
"Sexy Technique: New Boy Harem Jutsu!"
"What on earth is that?!"
"What was I even expecting?!"
"My eyes!!"
Naruto grinned at everyone's reactions.
"It's not over yet!"
All the "beer-bellied" Might Guys suddenly spread their legs—
—and their loincloths "accidentally" slipped.
(Thankfully, key areas were obscured by black smoke.)
Kakashi spat out a mouthful of blood. With the enhancement from Yin-Attribute Chakra strengthening his mental perception, he nearly saw through the smoke. His body triggered a full stress response, and he collapsed weakly to the ground.
Jiraiya's eyes streamed tears of blood. He debated whether he should gouge them out and wash them.
Tsunade and Shizune turned grayscale from shock.
Shiranui Kūra had just regained consciousness—only to faint again instantly.
[Ōnoki: Th-This…]
[Hashirama Senju: Too evil! This technique is far too evil!]
[Tobirama Senju: Hah! A true-damage version indeed. You've really outdone yourself.]
[Mei Terumī: My eyes!!]
[Tsunade: Naruto!! You nearly blinded me!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: A Forbidden Technique! This must be classified as forbidden and sealed away!!]
[Shiranui Kūshina Uzumaki: Naruto!! You— Pfft!!]
[Minato Namikaze: Naruto! You are never using this jutsu again!]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Eh? I worked really hard to think of it…]
[Konohamaru Sarutobi: Hehehe! As expected of my rival! I've been inspired!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: You little brat, don't you dare!!!]
Tenten glanced at Guy, recalled the scene, and fainted in agitation.
Rock Lee held on barely. Even Neji nearly shed tears of blood.
Guy himself looked utterly confused.
In short, for a long while afterward, no one in KonohagaShiranui Kūre could look at Might Guy directly.
All the "Guy-senseis" launched a synchronized attack. The scene was… unspeakable.
Sasuke attempted to charge forward as well, but seeing the smoke-shrouded chaos surrounding him, he ultimately stopped.
Nagi clapped his hands together.
"Water Release: Water Shockwave!"
A massive water vortex surged into existence, instantly sweeping up all the "Guy-senseis." With crushing force, the clones were destroyed, and Naruto's original body was blown away.
When the vortex subsided, the waters vanished.
The original "Guy-sensei" fell from the sky—
—and landed directly in front of Shiranui Kūra.
She sensed the impact, opened her eyes—
—and fainted again.
The match ended with Naruto being beaten black and blue by Tsunade and Shiranui Kūra.
"Sexy Technique: New Boy Harem Jutsu" was officially classified by Tsunade as a Forbidden Technique.
Later That Night
Though Kakashi's spirit had suffered irreparable damage, he still took Team 7 and Nagi out to eat at IchiraShiranui Kū Ramen.
Teuchi greeted Naruto warmly, serving extra-large portions at a discount.
Naruto devoured the ramen, savoring the familiar taste.
The group chatted about their experiences over the past two and a half years.
Suddenly, after finishing his bowl, Nagi seemed to sense something.
"I've got overtime work," he said casually, then left.
Sasuke quietly followed.
Naruto and Shiranui Kūra tried to sneak after them but were stopped immediately by Kakashi.
At a secluded location, Nagi took out a Flying Thunder God–Marked Shiranui Kūnai.
"SunagaShiranui Kūre (Hidden Sand Village)… So that means…"
He put on his familiar fox mask. Sasuke donned a cat mask.
"Let's go, Sasuke. We're heading to SunagaShiranui Kūre."
"…Right."
Nagi placed a hand on Sasuke's shoulder and activated the Flying Thunder God Technique over an extreme distance.
Both vanished instantly.
SunagaShiranui Kūre (Hidden Sand Village)
Gaara, gravely injured, struggled to remove the sand shielding the village from Deidara's C3 explosive from above.
After completing the task, he lost consciousness and fell from the sky.
Deidara controlled his Exploding Clay: Giant Bird, catching Gaara midair.
"Capture complete. Yeah."
Just as he prepared to leave, a voice rang out—
"That's not so certain. Would you kindly leave my friend behind?"
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