Deadpool was still chattering away with his nonstop commentary when Yang Jian suddenly cut him off.
"The 2149 universe already formed a closed loop, didn't it? Why worry about this problem at all?"
Deadpool spread his hands: "Yeah, it's closed-loop alright, but don't you think going there to mess around would be fun?"
He leaned in with a sleazy grin: "Even if we can't save anyone, at least we can take out that idiot Ash! That guy's more annoying than the zombies!"
Mikaela and Wanda listened in total confusion.
Wanda couldn't help asking: "What exactly happened in that world?"
Yang Jian sighed: "It's a universe completely destroyed by a zombie virus. An accident caused the entire cosmos to become infected—even the superheroes turned into walking corpses."
He paused: "The most unsolvable part is that these zombies retain their pre-death superpowers."
Mikaela looked worried and grabbed Yang Jian's arm: "It's so dangerous—you really shouldn't go."
"Don't worry." Yang Jian patted her hand reassuringly.
"I'm just going to check the situation. That universe is already doomed—I'm not planning to play savior."
He turned to Deadpool: "Mainly to confirm whether Thanos will become a threat to us here."
"That universe is super~ fun!" Deadpool flailed his arms excitedly.
"Good thing my ship didn't land, or I'd be a handsome zombie Deadpool right now! Thinking about it is kinda exciting~"
Wanda stood up: "Do you want me to come with you?"
"No need. You two wait at home." Yang Jian smiled.
"The zombie virus has no effect on Kryptonians. My cells will instantly break down any foreign pathogen."
Deadpool suddenly popped up behind Yang Jian: "So when are we leaving? I can't wait to tweet this! #SupermanDeadpoolZombieUniverseCrossover# This is guaranteed to trend!"
He sleazily patted Yang Jian's neck: "Hmm? Why are you touching my neck? You crushing on me?"
Slap!
Yang Jian backhanded him. Deadpool's head spun a full 360 degrees and dropped to the floor with a thud.
Wanda and Mikaela both facepalmed.
A few seconds later, a new head regrew from his costume: "Whoa! So violent! I love it!"
Yang Jian's eyes flared red: "One more word and I lock you in the Mirror Dimension."
"What?! You can do magic too?!" Deadpool jumped up in shock.
"Is your super brain like a computer? So sexy! Can your steel body last two hours?"
BOOM!
Yang Jian vaporized him instantly with a heat vision blast.
Wanda and Mikaela couldn't help laughing: "This guy's mouth is ridiculous."
The next second, Deadpool stepped out of the shadows completely unharmed: "That hurt my feelings."
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