"oh, my head hurts so much, why the hell did I do that? How the hell is my pain nullification working?" I muttered while holding my head with my hand, "Why the hell did you not stop me?" I addressed the true dragon laying on my chest.
She kept snoring, "Don't fake it, I know you're already awake."
Velzard, keeping her eyes closed, responded to me, "I didn't want to be the buzz kill, and to be fair it was nice seeing a new side to everyone."
I looked at her disheveled naked form and couldn't help question what happened evens more, "Did I attack you while drunk?"
"No it's the other way around, I took advantage of your drunken persona to…reward myself to say the least." Velzard had finally opened her eyes after realising that I wouldn't let her back to sleep.
We got back up and dressed ourselves and walked out into the main hall to find everyone lining up for coffee, " You two seem to have had a nice night." Isaac was looking at me and Velzard with a knowing smile.
" I would brag about it but I don't evens know what happened." I said while laying my head down on the table. Velzard gave a pleased smile to no one when she heard what Isaac said to Simon.
I looked to the side and I could positively say that I've never seen Guy Crimson in such a disappointing state and Dino… honestly looked no different then he usually does.
Currently it was only me, Velzard, Guy Crimson, Dino, Evelyn, Isaac, Nyx and Amanises. The rest had returned to their respective domains.
" So is anyone gonna explain the lever on the middle of the table?" I asked to the room while pointing to the lever on the middle of the table.
" I was gonna ask you that." Isaac said which caused all of us to to eye the lever down, that was until…
"Fuck it." Amanises had gotten impatient and jumped to pull the lever which she was immediately grabbed by Nyx.
"You idiot! This is dad's domain, you can't just trust any activation device that exist here, you could just randomly blow up a planet who release a swarm of plague infested locust!" Nyx shouted at Amanises for her impulsive stupidity.
That was until Evelyn climbed onto the table and pulled the lever.
Nyx looked at Evelyn, mortified by her actions, "What have you done?"
Suddenly the table sunk into the floor and and the appliances in the room folded into the walls and grayfog. Then the walls around them reinforced itself with hundreds of legend-grade weapons popping and pointing at us.
Nyx: "What the fuck is this?"
Then a giant screen slowly lowered and the static blazed to life and showed an intoxicated Simon, " Testing, testing. Hello everybody, it's ya boy Simon here for another letsplay and today we'll be doing… we'll be doing a Saw-like escape room… you know like they did in… like they did in Rick and- Rick and Morty."
Everyone suddenly glared at me, "Jeez, I got way too fucking drunk last night." I sighed to myself in resignation.
Drunk Simon: "For your first challenge, I'll start off really easy for you. You have to assign the proper title to the proper individual."
Velzard made an icicle drill and blasted the walls, "Ok, let's get out of here." She tried to fly out but the wall immediately got regenerated into a wall of eyes and tendrils. They had now realized that the walls were actually made from a metallic flesh and the entire room was essentially alive.
" Fucking fine we'll do this your drunk way." Velzard sighed and conceded to the drunken me, " But after this we are gonna have a sit down." Velzard pointed to me.
We all stepped forward and looked at the labels on the floor, it didn't become immediately clear to everyone but one looks on the floor showed labels like Lucifer, Astarte, Hypno and etc.
" Oh, I already know what all this is. This is everyone's Ultimate skills. Ok let's just get this over with." I immediately stepped forward and put the labels under the corresponding individual.
Drunk Simon: "Congratulations, You've solved the first puzzle now onto the next room."
A door opened up next to the display boards which we all walked through.
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We had exited a vault door and entered a room with walls lined with vault doors.
Drunk Simon: "Now onto your next puzzle, you'll be… you'll be trying to escape a room full of vaults… this is mean- meant to imitate the infinite door effect but- but with vaults. Find the right vault and you'll be able to escape."
" Well I guess we should begin moving…" but before I could begin moving, I felt a myself getting tied up by tape.
Drunk Simon: " and one more th-thing. You won't be getting any of… of my help in this one."
Dino: " Fuuuuuuuuuck."
They began exploring and experimenting which caused them to realize the first thing about this place, they couldn't teleport anywhere which made them realize why I was restricted here.
They opened a vault and realized that it just led to seeing the other five walls and floor being lined with vault doors, it was only now that they realized what this room was meant to be.
Nyx: " Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me."
Amanises: " DAD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US?!!"
They opened a vault door within the vault and found it led to another vault within the original hallway filled with vault doors.
Velzard: " I can't believe you did this?"
They opened a second vault door and it showed a downward staircase. They nominated Evelyn to go down and when she reached the bottom, it showed a vault door. She opened the vault door and she saw it led to the vault door that was above the staircase she went down from.
They opened a third vault door and found it was twisted… literally. Nyx volunteered to go through it. She walked through and came out of the vault door on the opposite side from them.
What had really surprised them was that the twisted corridor had also twisted Nyx herself. Nyx's gravity was permanently inverted upside down. Even after she walked back through the corridor to the original entrance she walked from, her gravity didn't go back to normal.
"Of course there's gonna have side effects. You've really outdone yourself here Simon!" Guy yelled at me in sarcasm, although he was extremely impressed with my achievement here. Not just because of the escape room itself but because of the fact it emprisoned eight divine beings.
Velzard: "This is gonna take awhile."
(A/N: drunk Simon is the most poorly written shit I've ever seen so take this and the next two chapters with an open mind.)