181 The power of the White Rakshasa! Annihilating Golden Crocodile Douluo!
Luckily, Kai Tian had sharp eyes; he caught Xu Jian's dissatisfaction and shouted, "Divine Beast, eat whatever you like!"
Chu Feng thought, people in this lousy era learn to brown-nose so fast—real model employees.
Ruo Xi grumbled, "This room is full of trash and they still dare challenge my Heavenly Dao Sect—how laughable."
Chu Feng felt the same and yelled, "Hurry up and pack. The only thing worth anything here is probably whatever barrier's at the gate; staying longer is wasting my time."
Everyone scrambled; none dared slight Chu Feng, who secretly relished the sweet taste of privilege.
"Damn, you guys are heartless! I busted my butt digging in here and you're still eyeing the doorway." The panda stamped in rage, but no one cared—utterly comical.
Outside, Chu Feng saw the golden barrier still cloaking the stone chamber, indifferent to what happened inside. He'd thought barging in might trigger some mechanism.
Turned out—nothing. What a let-down.
Ruo Xi watched from afar as Chu Feng stared at the barrier and teased, "Look at you—drooling and no idea how to collect it. Don't tell me you want to eat it?"
Eat?
The word hit Chu Feng like enlightenment. He slapped his head and howled with glee, "Why didn't I think of that? If I can eat it—then I will!"
Whether innate or thanks to the previous Demonic Stone, once he decided to eat, his mouth opened and inhaled; the Five Elements Universe Cover shrank like a giant bulb and slid into his stomach.
Ruo Xi's heart ached; Chu Feng now glowed like a light-sphere—her precious, irreplaceable person. Tears welled, red-rimmed, fearing he might not survive.
Chu Feng felt no pain—only ecstasy. The spirit treasure's energy rivaled tens of thousands of spirit-fruits, plus it carried Nascent Soul-level spiritual qi—utter bliss.
But a beauty's tears were unbearable; he halted the energy flow, reverted from light-sphere form, and zipped to Ruo Xi's side.
What now? Copy the cheesy TV playbook.
He slipped an arm around her waist, then deliberately tripped her for drama and planted a forceful kiss.
Haha, being taller rocks—you can do whatever you want!
Ruo Xi was no shy maiden; unable to breathe, she swung a right-hand slap straight at his face.
"Pervert!" she shrieked, cheeks flushed.
Damn, as her memories returned, her strength kept rising. Chu Feng clutched his stinging face, yelping.
Behind them the panda doubled over laughing. "No skills yet you force the moves."
Chu Feng's fury erupted like a volcano; he punched the treasure-hunt chamber, causing landslides that sent the entire Longevity Gate collapsing downward.
"Holy Maiden, flee!" Elder Zhu Ri reacted first, shielding Ruo Xi—truly dedicated.
Chu Feng's show wasn't finished; standing atop a boulder, he declared, "Everyone may withdraw; let me handle this mess."
Ruo Xi found him both infuriating and manly, about to drag him away when the three Elders hauled her off by force.
"Bro Chu, take your time being the hero—I'm off with Ruo Xi!" The panda poured salt on the wound as everyone sped away.
The Longevity Gate sat in a gorge; the collapse was instant. Chu Feng wanted to see what use that Five Elements whatever-cover really was.
Wait—I haven't learned how to use spirit treasures yet.
So awkward.
He tried to run, but his feet felt glued—probably numb from standing too long as a light-sphere. Talk about lag.
Rocks crashed toward his head. With nothing to lose, he tilted his head back, mouth open—come on, heaven, take the jerk if you dare.
But no—everything touching him was sucked into his mouth instead, devoured in a blink.
Tasted absolutely vile.
Crap—whose cultivator sock is this?!
Damn—rotten corpse flesh too?!
And women's underwear—wait, Chu Feng likes that!
…In five minutes the Longevity Gate was eaten hollow, leaving only a meteor-like crater with a tiny corner of its signboard.
Ruo Xi had cried her heart out; seeing the scene she gaped, then turned cold—she was the Holy Maiden, she must stay composed.
"Find my treasure—no, my man—no…" She knew he could swallow anything, yet for once was tongue-tied.
Had their relationship changed?
Dream on. Even if he grew as tall as her, nothing would shift.
Chu Feng's stomach churned. By the stream near the ruined sect he tried to inhale water to rinse himself—but nothing happened when he opened his mouth.
No way!
Is heaven joking? Last life refused to let him die properly, forcing some freak transmigration; now life won't even let him live clean.
Cupping water into his stomach with one hand, he cursed heaven with the middle finger of the other.
He seemed to forget anyone else was around.
Suddenly his ear blazed in pain—classic Ruo Xi. He snapped to, striking a cocky pose. "Pretty awesome technique, huh?"
"Immortal Xu—no, Immortal Xu descended like a god!" All three Elders were speechless—Ruo Xi's quirk was contagious.
"Show-off. Tell me how your talent's so high you learn everything at once." The Holy Maiden sounded jealous.
"What about those three underlings who fled mid-crisis?" Chu Feng asked loftily.
"Make them lick your feet." Ruo Xi's idea was delightfully weird.
"No thanks, I'm ticklish." Chu Feng quickly declined.
"We wouldn't dare, never again…" The three Elders repeated like broken records.
A disciple rushed up panting: "That Divine Beast's gone crazy and headed for neighboring Cloud City!"
"The little brat mocked me earlier; I planned to beat it up—now it's causing trouble. Wait till I sort it out."
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