Bulma created a radar to track the black star dragon balls and the voyage group tracked their first one to a random planet. The planet was lush green and able to sustain life. Android 21 landed the ship on some mountain top. At least what she thought was one. Kaine looked out the window and saw that the rocks were space crocodiles. Fuck old Earth, this is scarier. He said to himself. They landed and saw a giant rhinoceros beetle the size of a fucking bear. It didn't see them as food fortunately. Aww you're friendly big bug! 21 said. She tried to pet the giant insect but he flew away shortly after. The group looked up and saw some Giant butterflies.
Everything on this planet is gigantic but the gravity is earth level. The young saiyan surmised. Kaine and Trunks found the dragon ball but fate had other plans. A giant apple fell on the dragon ball. The two went to grab it when a giant bird stole it and returned it to some giant creature. They took off towards him and almost got intercepted by a cargo plane sized Dragonfly. The son and father snuck into the giant's bag of food goodies to get the dragonball but a fuck ass Goat knocked it towards the big creature, urging him to eat it.
Upon eating the giant fruit the dragon ball started giving him a toothache. AGGHHHHH!!! The giant yelled, touching his cheek in pain. Kaine quickly jumped in his mouth and dislodged his tooth along with the dragon ball. He stopped yelling and looked at the small boy confused. My bad broski, you had something important lodged in your teeth. Kaine said. He handed him his tooth. Make sure to brush your teeth after every meal! The saiyan yelled while flying away. That's one dragon ball down. Kaine said, holding the first of many black star balls as the group ascended back into space.
The group flew to another habitable planet that had a dragon ball but this time it was awfully quiet. Even the villages were empty, but the dragon ball was closeby. At least that was what they thought until we saw a group of them gathered at a place. They all had pointy ears but resembled native americans. So they're from the demon realm too huh. Kaine thought. They saw a woman sitting in a chair with a dragon ball at the end of a braid she had.
Who are you people and why do you trespass? One of the men asked. Oh forgive us, that ball is ours, if we get it, we can save the lives of billions of our people. Trunks said. We hate to ask but can we have it back? Kaine asked. You endanger yourselves by being here. We have no Idea when zunama will return. We can't worry about your people, we have our own problems. The man spoke. Filler ass character. Who the actual fuck is Zunama? I hate early GT. The young saiyan boy thought. Doma, in our hardship we must not forget others' needs. The woman spoke. Hey, who's Zunama? Kaine asked.
Trunks, Kaine and 21 sat around the table with the villagers and ate food while an old head informed the three about who Zunama was. In the middle of their explanation the ground began shaking as he walked up. Well my peasants, have you decided on a bride for me? The man spoke. Nigga why the fuck do yo chopped fat ass need a bride in the first place? That's like wanting kids while being infertile! Kaine yelled. HOW DARE YOU! I WILL DESTROY THIS LAND BY SHAKING MY WHISKERS! Zunama yelled. The young saiyan turned to Leina and the old man. Hey if I beat this guy can I have the magic ball? He asked. You could have anything you want. The old man replied. Thanks. Kaine replied.
DUAL DESTRUCTO DISK! Kaine yelled, throwing two disks towards his whiskers. NOOOOO MY WHISKERS!!! Zunama said. After that quick dispute the saiyan retrieved the dragon ball from Reina and were thanked for their efforts. They decided to stay an extra day to take care of the volcano. After that they left for good. Some fuckass alien stole their ball and dipped. See you later suckas HAHAHA! The alien laughed. THIS RED FUCK JUST STOLE MY DRAGON BALL AND ESCAPED IN A MUSHROOM! I'M PISSED! Kaine yelled to the sky.
The 3 got back in the space whip and took off toward the mushroom driving thief. They mushroom machine was too fast and the thieves got hella distance on the saiyan, his wife and son. They followed them into some sponge looking rock. Like in star wars some caterpillar monsters emerged to attack the group but were destroyed by Kaine.
When they came back to their ship they were greeted by their thieves. You disposed of the Mouma, well done. One of them spoke. Give us our Dragon Ball back! Kaine said impatiently. It is from our understanding that you lot possess another Dragon ball. He replied. Yeah so hand it over to us or else. The lanky one replied. Yeah you're joking right? Hand the ball you stole back over before pops and I kick your ass. Trunks said.
Since you refuse to listen to our demands you leave us no choice. I am Bonpara! Donpara! Sonpara! They introduced themselves. We're here to get busy, prepare to face the rhythmic parapara brothers! They all yelled in unison while posing. Just a few more episodes Kaine. The saiyan spoke to himself. The three took off their chest pieces and started dancing. Bulpara! Bulpara! Bulpara! I DON'T SEE ANY RHYTHM IN SIGHT! DJ PLAY MY! Kaine yelled. The boy's gear 5 abilities sprang to life as jersey club music started playing. Kaine entered flow state and started tanging at lightspeed, creating afterimages like Roronoa Zoro's Ashura technique.
The powerful dance unintentionally cancelled out the infectious dancing ability of the parapara dance and reversed it, forcing everyone around him to start Tanging. W…WHAT IS GOING ON? Bonpara asked.. I can't stop moving my body! This rhythms amazing! Donpara yelled. Where's this music coming from? Sonpara asked. STOP PLAYING! TURN UP! Kaine yelled. Trunks, 21 and the Parapara brothers were tanging while the saiyan watched with a smile. YEAHHHH!!! WHAT YALL THINK OF THAT RHYTHM! Kaine said confidently. The man snapped his fingers and Trunks and 21 stopped dancing. How'd you do that dad? Trunks asked. A fruit. Kaine answered innocently. The 3 dashed towards the parapara brothers and apprehended them after tiring them out. The apprehended thieves were tied up. The saiyan's redhead wife was examining the ship but it was unfortuantley autopiloted to Planet Luud, while she was inside. FUCK! Kaine yelled.
Kaine and Trunks took Bulma's ship to planet luud with their hostages aboard. Something's wrong with this place. Trunks said. Android 21 sent one of her drones to help lead the other two to where she was. Upon finding the building the woman was in Kaine broke through the roof of it while still still holding onto the 3 apprehended thieves with telekinesis. Why are you fools tied up? Mucchi Mucchi spoke. Cardinal Mucchi Mucchi! The three spoke in fear. Where is Aunt Vomi? Trunks asked, concerned.
Have you three failed me once again? He said. The three started stammering for an excuse. YOU EXPECT ME TO THINK YOU THREE DID A GOOD JOB? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T! He yelled at them. He used some weird statue to turn the 3 into dolls before dropping them in some cauldron. What the fuck was that? Kaine asked, concerned. I did those 3 a favor by fusing them with Lord Luud. They'll be much better service to him now! He said. If you saiyans want to live to see tomorrow then give us the Dragon balls! He commanded. No. I don't think I will. Kaine said.
The statue of Lord Luud tried to attack the two with an eye beam but they dodged out of the way. Find then. I'll pry it from your cold dead hands! Mutchy Mutchy yelled. He tried hitting the two with a whip. Kaine dodged every hit. He summoned a space lion to attack the boy but he used telekinesis to crush it. Turns out the space lion was a robot and short circuited before exploding, taking out Mucchi Mucchi along with it. Or so they thought.
The real version of him emerged from the whip itself. WHAT ARE YOU? Kaine yelled. You can call me Muuchi. Lord Luud's Right Hand Man. He said. The new fighter began whipping at them with greater efficiency. GUM GUM GATTALING! The elongated fists of the saiyan battered the whip man with damage. WHAT? Muuchi yelled in shock, of the boy's abnormal biology. Hey Trunks, can you handle this? Kaine asked, looking at his son. Sure. The lavender haired man laughed.
Trunks unsheathed a sword from his back and started deflecting the whipman's elongated arms. Muuchi started whipping the ground making the tiles of the floor levitate. These weapons I possess do a lot more than you think. With them I can control thousands of objects, more than enough to overwhelm any opponent! Muuchi yelled before throwing the tiles at the hybrid. Trunks powered up to super saiyan to conuter the home depot technique of doom. His sword began charging with ki. DIVINE DEPARTURE! A stream of ki bicected the entire building and vaporized Muuchi. Forgot I taught him how to do that! Kaine thought. Looks like you mastered that technique! Nice one Trunks! The saiyan praised his son. Thanks! Trunks picked up the Dragon Ball and powered down. Put the dragon ball down and step away! A newcomer ordered.
And who might you be? Kaine said, giving the newcomer a mean side eye. I am Master Dolltacki, leader of the Luud Order. At your service. You wouldn't happen to be looking for a woman named Android 21 would you? He said pulling out her Doll. Put my wife down! Kaine yelled.
The doll fanatic pulled out a remote control to activate the statue. Arise LUUD! AND FULFILL YOUR DESTINY! Dolltaki yelled. The statue started cracking as the ground shook. I'm sensing some crazy power from this guy. Trunks said in shock and fear. The freddy fazbear looking creature started stepping towards the two and the saiyan found him kind of terrifying up close up. HAVE FUN LUUD! Dolltacki said, running away. The robot started growling. He had his arms outstretched, guarding the two. Trunks. Did that robot just growl at me? Kaine asked, turning to his son. Yes, yes he did father. Trunks said.
The saiyan powered up slighty and his fists grew to the giant robot's size. DAIBUTSU BAJRANG BARRAGE! Kaine yelled. The boy's skin turned gold and the giant robot was pelted by equally giant fists until he could no longer move. This would be a very unfortunate time for him to get a power up. Kaine thought. Unfortunately on cue, two dolls fell into the hourglass and powered up Luud to level 3. A red aura engulfed the creature and his power grew even higher. This is crazy. Kaine thought. His power's even greater than Gas! GT's ACTUALLY STRONG? Kaine said outloud.
The reincarnated saiyan was not a Larp by any means of the Dragon Ball Franchise but was the percentage of the community that believed GT goku was a featless bum that couldn't even solo Super Vegito.
The big baby looking robot emerged from the aura that was encapsulating him, now bright red all over. He shot a ki blast from his eyes that nearly hit Trunks and Kaine. The father used antithesis to reflect the attack. Trunks, move. This is my fight. The saiyan said seriously. For once I actually believe the title description that called him the god of destruction. This dude's even stronger than his deity counterpart in universe 3! He thought. The powered up Lord Luud grabbed the small Saiyan for a moment but staggered, loosening his hold on the saiyan. What the hell was that? Kaine thought.
Sorry about this Sweetheart! I know you like to have a good fight but now I'm stuck in here! You'll have to shoot at Lord Luud's Heart from the outside. Android 21 said, mentally. I'm on it Vomi! Kaine yelled. A part on Luud's chest was briefly illuminated by a Ki blast from the inside. So it's a little above his heart. I see. The saiyan said inquisitively.
Are you ready? She asked. Yeah! Kaine replied. KAMEHAMEHA! They both yelled in unison. Both attacks barreled through Luud simultaneously and made the robot collapse to the ground as multiple broken pieces. The people inside were released from containment soon after. What a shitty weakness. Kaine said, looking at the broken statue that could've defeated Gas in a fight.
One of these days I might find a planet running a cult to summon a being stronger than Zen- BABY! 21 yelled, grasping the boy in a tight hug, smothering the boy with her huge breasts. The two looked up and saw Dolltacki leaving in a spaceship. HEY COME BACK! I STILL GOTTA KILL YOU! Kaine yelled in a muffled voice. Sorry for squishing you! 21 giggled. The saiyan's Metal clones grabbed the pieces of Lord Luud and sent them to the big gete star for implementation and studying. To gain so much power from random weak life forms and Android 21. Their HAS to be something of value here. Kaine thought.
Power Levels:
Trunks: 2.5 Septillion
Muuchi Muuchi (True Form): 50 Septillion
Trunks (Super Saiyan): 125 Septillion
Lord Luud: 30 Decillion
Kaine (Suppressed): 150 Decillion
Lord Luud (Level 3): 100 Undecillion
Kaine (Less Suppressed): 250 Undecillion