Age 789, 5 years had passed since the 28th World Tournament and the Earth had come up on what they remembered as 15 years of peacetime, all except the Saiyan who remembered the Gods actions but forgave them after reversing their actions. Kaine continued living out his life as if nothing happened, continuing to train and enjoy quality time with his enormous family on Earth.
The saiyan was currently training in the Time Chamber with his wife Kaguya who wanted to learn how to use Ki in tandem with Chakra and was making great strides. The two had went around the Universe and destroyed the rest of her Clan, not only to grow stronger and obtain new powers via chakra fruits but also to stop the mortal level from dropping due to the Otsutsuki's practices. The ivory skinned beauty had no qualms with the Idea because she had 0 ties to her Clan and she was the only one who had gained compassion among them.
The two walked out of the chamber with tattered clothes for reasons they would only half explain to others. Thank you for that wonderful exercise dear. I feel much better! Kaguya said. Of course. Anytime! Kaine said with a smile. Oh I wasn't just talking about the training. Kaguya said in a sultry tone with a lecherous smirk. But thank you for the offer. She said with a giggle.
The one known as Pilaf wishes for you to become a child once again. Shenron? Did Piccolo reactivate you? You sound different. Kaine asked. I am Ultimate Shenron, the strongest wish granting dragon in the universe. He said. Are you sure? The saiyan asked. Besides the great Kevin of course. But his power is far beyond this realm and the next. Ultimate Shenron said. I have been craving a serious adventure. I might as well play along with the original Grand Tour. Very well. I will allow the wish to be granted. Kaine spoke.
The saiyan's form began to shrink along with his power, becoming a very small fraction of what it once was. Darling! Why are you shrinking? Kaguya asked, confused. Kaine reverted to the size of a 12 year old boy. Woah. The world is a little bigger too. Kaine said, looking at Kaguya's Cleavage which nearly covered his face from where he now stood. I feel a whole lot weaker, looks like Pilaf's wish took a huge chunk of my power along with it. Kaine surmised.
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK TURNED ME INTO A KID! I MAY BE LITTLE BUT I'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE ELDERLY EPSTEIN FUCK THAT DID THIS! Kaine yelled. HAHAHA! NOW YOU'RE EVEN LESS OF A NUISANCE NOW! Pilaf yelled. SHU! GET HIM! The saiyan saw the mutt get in a robot and shoot missiles at him. The man looked towards the missles and used antithesis to reroute their direction. AGHHHH!!! Shu yelled, being blasted by his own missles. The mutt crawled out of the cockpit badly injured. Help me, Pilaf. I got to hand it to you Pilaf. I sent you flying to the other side of this world 40 years ago and you're still here trying to take over the world. Kaine applauded his oldest adversary.
Shu you get the badge for most loyal, well no that goes to Mai. Kaine said. What's going on my lo- MASTER YOU'RE SO TINY AND CUTE! The black haired beauty hugged the man, giving him a face full of cleavage. You know maybe being young again isn't the worst handicap. Kaine thought. Mai? You're so young! But how? Pilaf said in shock. So you made my beloved into a child again? Mai said in a stern tone. Kainee, permission to destroy my ex associetes? Mai asked in a sweet tone, turning her back to the old imp and dog. Dayum. They both said. Yeah sure. Pilaf, Shu, Heaven's pretty nice and Hell isn't that bad. Kaine said. WAIT PLEASE! Pilaf yelled. PLEASE THESE NUTS NIGGA! SNATCH EM! The young saiyan yelled. With pleasure. The long haired ravenette spoke.
NOOOOOOO!!! The two were eviscerated by a ki wave fired from the woman's hand. Looks like it didn't affect any of us this time. The saiyan's Guardian counterpart said. Do you feel any weaker? He asked. I am unfathomably weaker. Kaine laughed. I don't think I'm weaker than any of the Gods but still. My power level is pitiful compared to my original full power though. My Ki is still enormous but my body doesn't match. It's like I have a BBL but the thighs don't match. Kaine replied. That bad huh. The Earth Guardian spoke. Yeah. But you know what this means don't you? Kaine said, smirking. He smirked back. GT! They both said in unison.
Imma go get used to this body. Everyone's gonna be very confused. Kaine said. You know what else you have to do right. The clone asked with a serious face and tone. I gotta find them Dragon Balls and bring them back to earth. Kaine replied. That's not the only issue left. The guardian spoke. Our set of Dragon Balls only have a couple of wishes left before all that coalesed negative energy plumes forth. He added. So the seal didn't help huh? Kaine asked. I'm afraid not. As your strength grew the negative energy seems to have increased with each wish as well. As if the concept consequences itself is trying rear it's ugly head. The Guardian spoke. I should've expected nothing less from consequences. I am trying to defeat it too Afterall. Like all living creatures it won't go down without some sort of fight. The saiyan spoke with a smile.
Confident as ever I see. Then the cosmos are safe. The clone spoke once more with a smile. I don't care what being or concept want to manifest. Everything I can see or touch is my home unless I say otherwise. If consequences itself wants to destroy me and everything I hold dear it will have to face something worse then itself. Me. Kaine spoke seriously. Anyways Imma go eat somewhere. I'll see you guys later! Kaine said waving to the Guardian and the two women that were on the lookout on the outside.
The young boy decided to eat somewhere. Though his biology was not altered his desire to eat food had grown stronger in his small body. It felt nice for the celebrity to to go out in public without being recognized. The many chefs at the authentic Japaneese food place were looking on in shock at how much the boy ate. Kaine's joyful musing were interrupted by a robbery. The robbers blew up the building he was in and drywall landed in his bowl of ramen. WHAT TYPE OF SICK TERRORIST BLOWS UP A RESTUARANT! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! The saiyan yelled to the sky.
He came outside and saw a little girl fighting some robbers. Pan is that you? A new voice said. Master Roshi is that you? Pan and Kaine said before turning and looking at each other in confusion. Excuse me ladies coming through. Master Roshi said. All these Hotties here to see me. I don't think they're here to see you, Old man. Pan said. Why not? Master Roshi asked while blowing kisses to the nearby women. You haven't changed a bit, old man. The young boy said to him, Do you know me? You look familiar. Master Roshi asked. Of course I know you. Its me, Kaine. The boy said.
Look kid, I'll admit you're smart for trying to get close to a celebrity's celebrity friends by cosplaying and you look like a mini version of him but- ITS ME OLD MAN! Kaine yelled, powering up slightly so the old coot could recognize his ki. AHH! KAINE WHY ARE YOU SMALL? Roshi asked, recognizing the nature of his strongest student's ki. Some dead imp made a wish to make me small. Wives are not gonna be happy about this one. Kaine laughed nervously.
Back at the son Household.....
I didn't even know wishes still worked on you dad. Gohan said to his father who was now much shorter than him. I agreed just to see if it would work but I guess I willed myself to be weak enough for it to work out of subconcious curiosity. Kaine said. Wow dad, you're almost as short as Ryuchi. Michy and I! The 5 year old Tenchi spoke. I'm already aging faster than you but now this? Chi Chi said concerned and sad while touching the boy's face. Girl you know I love Gilfs. Kaine replied, kissing his wife on the cheek. Kaine! Can you hear me? King Kai said in his head. Yeah I can. The saiyan replied. I have found some troubling news about the black star dragon balls. In addition to the black star dragon balls being scattered around the galaxy you only have a year to return them to earth or else the negative energy produced will destroy the planet! He spoke.
Kaine turned to his entire family. So we have a problem. Kaine said. What is it dad? Gohan asked. The dragon balls that cast this wish on me weren't mine. Piccolo made a batch of his own, far stronger than the ones Kami or Neva used. They have a catestrophic fail safe. Instead of scattering across the planet they scatter across universe 7 and put the planet they're casted on at risk of exploding unless they are returned to that planet in a years time. Kaine said. Everyone in the room gasped.
So we have to go around the universe to get them like the Super Dragon Balls? Why? Goten asked. Yeah, I'm assuming the nameless namekian Piccolo once was made this as a fail safe because of how powerful the negative energy of dragon balls can be and as a last resort so the negative energy doesn't destroy everything. Kaine surmised. That powerful huh? Gohan asked. Yep. It's another reason I keep training. To keep all the negative energy my dragon balls have created at bay. The saiyan spoke. Is there away to stop this affect permanently? Pan asked.
No, It's impossible. A new voice spoke. Everyone looked toward the door to see the green pimping and the man of the hour, Piccolo. The minus energy is astronomically more exponentially powerful than the ki of lifeforms, including gods. It carries the power of consequences itself. Something no one can hope to escape or defeat. Which is why strict limitations are placed on the dragon balls in the first place. Piccolo added while staring sternly at the young saiyan. You've gotten shorter Kaine. He said with a smirk. You've gotten greener. And I disagree with what you said. The saiyan said, sitting up from the wall.
You're ideals won't change what's coming. Piccolo said. Not if I become stronger than the concept Itself. Kaine quickly retorted. Impossible. Piccolo said. The Namekian book of legends isn't as far as knowledge of the universe goes Piccolo. Me becoming stronger than all the gods isn't even the col of what once can achieve. If I can become stronger than the concept of consequences itself then I can completely erase the creation of negative energy in my dragon balls! It's simple! Kaine said. You're delusional. I'm defiant. It's just my nature. The saiyan said with a smirk.
Elsewhere....
Trunks had become the CEO of capsule corp. The business side of it at least. The hybrid finally understood why his Mother was so eager to retire and invent whatever she wanted. After a long meeting the boy switched clothes and went off to train with his siblings for a while before relaxing.
At the Briefs household...
The ship looks cozy enough. Kaine said. It should comfortably hold 3 people. Bulma said. Seeing you like this is funny, now I get to be the one to tease you. The blunette said, You do look like a hung teenager's wet dream. Kaine said, grabbing the woman's still enormous and plump L cup breasts breasts that had a slight sag. Don't flatter me like that. Bulma said with a blush in a giggle. When I reverse this wish Imma make sure you can't walk for a few days. Kaine said with a smile.
The saiyan was accompanied on his voyage with Android 21 who was adept in space travel and his son Trunks who was eager to get out of a corporate building and was craving to go to interstellar space since he was a kid. This is way better than work! Trunks said. Let's gets your big boy body back baby! Android 21 said, squeezing the man's chubby cheeks. NOW! ONWARD! TO THE GRAND TOUR! Kaine said, pointing out of the window.