"I hate you," Ren wheezed, pushing herself up onto her elbows.
The violent crash of the boat had sent a tidal wave of freezing swamp water washing over both of them. Ren was completely soaked, her fiery red hair plastered to her skull.
Suddenly, her magical, indestructible emerald silk dress vanished into thin air.
Ren gasped, immediately covering her chest as the freezing cave air hit her naked, dripping wet body.
'System?!' Ren shrieked internally. 'What the hell?! Give me my clothes back!'
[System: Host, if your dress magically repelled the swamp water and dried instantly in a damp, freezing cave, the Fox Shaman would become instantly suspicious.]
'Fine! Then let me put on one of the dresses I stole from his treehouse!' Ren commanded, navigating to her inventory.
[System: Error. System is currently glitching. Wardrobe inventory access denied.]
Ren's jaw dropped in outrage. 'You voyeuristic pervert!' she accused. 'You are doing this on purpose!'
