Beerus vented for a long time.
By the end of it, the entire dream world was riddled with holes under the rampage of his destructive energy.
Finally, Beerus stopped.
His golden slit pupils locked onto the tiny figure standing at the very edge of the dream world.
"So it's you."
Beerus' voice carried that lazy, drawn-out tone unique to felines, yet the fury buried within it was enough to make any god tremble.
"A mortal I've never seen before. No… that's not quite right."
Beerus tilted his head, carefully scrutinizing Loren. He sniffed lightly with his nose.
"You… you carry the scent of a Saiyan. How interesting. A Saiyan actually dares to provoke the great God of Destruction!"
Beerus laughed.
He took a single step forward.
His figure blurred instantly.
In the next moment, he appeared only ten meters away from Loren.
"Speak, monkey. Who gave you the courage to disturb my sleep? And who gave you the audacity to destroy my bed?"
Divine pressure radiated outward continuously, stirring violent waves in the air.
Loren's expression remained calm, completely unaffected by the pressure.
"You ask too many questions. I'm just here to give you a lesson."
"A lesson?" Beerus looked as if he had heard the funniest joke in the universe.
He clutched his stomach and burst into exaggerated laughter.
"Hahahahaha! A mortal? A Saiyan monkey? You think you're qualified to give me, the God of Destruction, a lesson?"
His laughter stopped abruptly.
Beerus' eyes turned brutally cold.
"It seems you won't cry until you see the coffin. Very well. For your first lesson… I'll teach you that mortals must learn to revere gods!"
Before his words even finished—
Beerus vanished from where he stood.
The next instant, a hand wrapped in purple destructive energy tore through space, clawing straight toward Loren's head.
That single strike was enough to annihilate a planet.
In Beerus' expectation, Loren's head would burst like a smashed watermelon—leaving nothing behind.
However.
That scene never happened.
A hand that moved later, yet arrived first—
Firmly grabbed Beerus' wrist.
"Hm?"
Beerus froze for a brief moment.
The Saiyan before him had already changed.
Azure-blue hair fluttered gently, and pure blue divine ki surged from his body.
An aura belonging to the realm of Gods.
Super Saiyan Blue.
"The aura of a God?"
The disdain on Beerus' face shifted into mild surprise.
"Interesting. So you're a monkey who's learned to use divine power."
He muttered, his other hand forming a blade as it mercilessly chopped toward Loren's neck.
"But this is far from enough!"
Loren raised his free hand and blocked the strike.
Bang—!!!
Two god-level powers collided.
An invisible shockwave exploded outward, roaring across the dream world.
The space itself twisted violently.
Cracks spread in every direction like a spiderweb.
"He actually… blocked it?"
The surprise in Beerus' eyes deepened.
Although it was only a casual strike—barely even a warm-up—
It was still an attack from a God of Destruction.
In this universe, aside from Whis, no one should have been able to block it so easily.
Yet this blue-haired Saiyan had done exactly that.
And judging by his expression…
He still looked relaxed.
"Your power isn't limited to this, is it?" Loren said calmly.
"Don't act like a cat that hasn't fully woken up. Show me something real. Otherwise, this lesson will end very quickly. And it will… hurt a lot."
"You're courting death!"
Beerus' dignity was provoked like never before.
He roared as his divine power erupted violently.
Boom—!!!
Purple destructive ki surged skyward like a volcanic eruption, tearing through the chaotic heavens.
This time, Beerus was serious.
This blue-haired Saiyan was finally worthy of making him move properly.
"I'll destroy you along with that arrogance of yours!"
Beerus vanished again.
This time, his speed multiplied severalfold, and his power became far more violent.
Loren's pupils shrank slightly as he crossed his arms to guard.
Bang!
A heavy impact echoed.
Loren was blasted backward like a meteor, sliding hundreds of meters through the void before barely stabilizing himself.
A numbing ache spread through both arms.
So fast.
So heavy.
So this is the true power of a serious God of Destruction?
"Oh?"
Beerus appeared where Loren had just been, a playful smile on his face.
The next moment, a storm of attacks engulfed Loren.
Fists. Kicks. Elbows. Knees.
Even sharp, vicious tail strikes.
Every single blow carried the pure laws of destruction.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
The collision sounds merged into a continuous roar.
Loren dodged and blocked within the violent purple afterimages, his blue divine ki shaking fiercely under the relentless assault.
He was completely on the defensive.
Even Loren's proud combat instincts struggled to keep up with Beerus' rhythm.
"Too slow! Too slow! Too slow!"
Beerus' voice echoed from all directions, filled with mocking impatience.
"Your movements are like a slug crawling through mud. You're truly disappointing."
A purple afterimage slipped through Loren's guard.
Bang!
A heavy punch slammed into Loren's abdomen.
His body jerked backward violently, and his blue ki flickered.
"If this is all you've got," Beerus said coldly, stopping a short distance away, "then this lesson ends here."
Loren slowly straightened up, wiping the corner of his mouth.
A faint smile appeared on his face.
"As expected of a God of Destruction. Alright. The warm-up is over."
Beerus frowned.
"Warm-up? Then let me see your main course."
Loren smiled.
The next second—
The blue ki surrounding him underwent a drastic transformation.
Boom—!!!
A deeper, purer blue light erupted from Loren's body.
The ki that once burned like flames now became dense and restrained.
Fine arcs of lightning danced across its surface, crackling sharply.
Super Saiyan Blue — Full Power!
Loren's power surged once again!
The playful expression on Beerus' face froze completely.
"This power…"
Loren's voice echoed clearly in his ears.
"Now, it's my turn."
"What?!" A violent wave surged in Beerus' heart.
"Your earlier attack wasn't bad," Loren continued calmly.
"Now… Please accept one of mine."
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