God of Destruction candidate.
These five words represented one of the absolute pinnacles of power in Universe 7—a supreme dream countless experts would never reach in their entire lives.
Android 18 stood quietly behind Loren.
Although she wasn't interested in such mystical concepts, she understood exactly how heavy those words were.
Loren's expression didn't change at all.
[Ding! Detected host facing a major life-path decision. God-level choice has been triggered!]
A translucent light screen unfolded before Loren's eyes—visible to him alone.
[Choice One: Accept Whis's invitation. Become the God of Destruction Candidate of Universe 7, proceed to the God of Destruction's Realm for systematic training, and prepare to inherit the position of God of Destruction in the future.
Reward: Introduction to God Ki — Destruction Energy.]
[Choice Two: Refuse Whis's invitation. Clearly state that you have no interest in becoming a God of Destruction and only wish to live peacefully on Earth, enjoying life.
Reward: Normal combat power increased to 1.5 billion, God Transformation — Super Saiyan Blue, Passive God Skill — God of Destruction Authority Immunity (Complete immunity to all forms of destruction energy attacks)]
Was there even a choice?
Training in the God of Destruction's Realm?
What a joke.
Loren hadn't trained a single day since transmigrating, alright?
Instead of training, wasn't it better to lie in the yard, bask in the sun, and let Android 18 peel grapes for him?
And that so-called God of Destruction job?
Pure unpaid labor.
Running around destroying planets, maintaining "cosmic balance," and worst of all—
If all the Supreme Kais died, the God of Destruction died too.
Whoever wanted that blessing could have it.
[System, I choose option two.]
[Choice confirmed.]
[Distributing rewards…]
[Normal combat power increased to 1.5 billion!]
[God Transformation "Super Saiyan Blue" unlocked!]
[Passive God Skill "God of Destruction Authority Immunity" learned!]
A higher-dimensional power—indescribable and profound—merged silently into Loren's body.
There was no explosive aura.
No earth-shattering shockwaves.
Everything happened quietly… yet completely.
Loren knew it instantly.
He was different.
A new realm—called God—had opened its door to him.
Loren looked at Whis, who still wore his elegant smile while waiting for an answer.
"God of Destruction?"
"Sounds exhausting."
"Every day it's either destroying planets or rushing to destroy planets."
"Even a dog wouldn't take that job."
Whis's smile froze.
Completely.
Hard… physical labor?
Even… a dog wouldn't do it?
Although Lord Beerus was technically a cat, in billions of years, this was the first time anyone had evaluated the supreme position of God of Destruction like this.
"Heh heh… Mr. Loren, you are truly humorous."
"You may have misunderstood this responsibility. Becoming a God of Destruction grants endless lifespan, supreme authority, and—"
"Stop."
Loren waved his hand impatiently, cutting him off.
"I'm not interested."
He looked at Whis seriously.
Whis met Loren's calm, resolute gaze and suddenly understood.
This wasn't a joke.
Loren genuinely wanted the most ordinary, carefree life imaginable.
After a long pause, Whis smiled again—this time with helplessness… and appreciation.
"I understand."
He stood up and lightly tapped his staff against the ground.
"It seems I was presumptuous."
"However, Mr. Loren, my offer will always remain open."
Whis bowed slightly.
"These are the coordinates of the God of Destruction's Realm. If you ever change your mind—or simply want to try our desserts—you may contact me anytime."
A faintly glowing, crystal-like coordinate marker appeared in midair and gently floated onto the stone table.
"The food on this planet is truly extraordinary."
"I hope to taste it again."
"Farewell, Mr. Loren… and to this beautiful lady as well."
Whis's figure dissolved into soft light and vanished.
Silence returned to the yard.
Android 18 walked over, glanced at the crystal marker, and asked calmly,
"You really just refused like that?"
"What else would I do?"
Loren leaned back lazily.
Android 18 smiled faintly.
This was exactly the Loren she knew.
Loren closed his eyes, feeling the vast, divine power flowing through him.
"Super Saiyan Blue, huh…"
"I've gotten stronger again."
[Ding!]
The cold system notification rang out without warning.
[Detected host has entered the God Realm. Life level has undergone a leap!]
[System panel is undergoing adaptive upgrade…]
[Upgrade initiated. Estimated time: 60 seconds.]
Loren's eyebrow twitched.
A system upgrade?
[59…]
[58…]
The countdown echoed calmly in his mind.
Android 18 noticed the change in his expression.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
Loren opened his eyes and smiled at her.
[System upgrade complete!]
[New attribute panel generated!]
A brand-new light screen unfolded before Loren.
[Name:] Loren
[Combat Power (Normal):] 1.5 billion
[Combat Power (Super Saiyan Four):] 6 trillion
[Combat Power (Super Saiyan Blue):] 16 trillion
[God Realm:] Sixth Dimension
[Core Skills:]
Forced Spirit Bomb, Dragon Fist, Tenfold Kaioken (No Side Effects), Instant Transmission (Kaioshin Version)…
(Lower-level skills have been folded)
[Passive God Skill:]
God of Destruction Authority Immunity
(Complete immunity to all destruction energy)
The panel was cleaner and more concise.
Low-tier Saiyan transformations were removed, leaving only the two peak states.
Loren's gaze lingered on the final line.
God Realm: Sixth Dimension
"Sixth Dimension, huh…"
...
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