World of the Kai.
Old Kai's convulsive "ritual dance" had already been going on for nearly an hour.
He muttered strange incantations while dancing around Gohan, who sat cross-legged on the ground.
His movements were erratic—sometimes like Parkinson's, sometimes like he'd been electrocuted—until sweat soaked his robes.
"Heh-ho! Heh-ho! Power… come out… Heh-ho!"
Goku squatted nearby, watching with fascination. From time to time, he even copied a few moves.
"This dance is amazing. It feels like it contains some really deep principles!"
Krillin's mouth twitched as he whispered to Piccolo.
"Why do I feel like he's dancing exactly the same way Master Roshi does when he's drunk…"
Vegeta's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.
As the proud Prince of all Saiyans, having to stand here watching a lewd old man dance like an idiot in the hope of getting stronger was a complete humiliation.
Loren, meanwhile, had found the most comfortable patch of grass. He lay there with his hands behind his head, eyes half-closed, nearly asleep.
The air here carried a faint fragrance, the temperature was perfect—it was genuinely a good place to retire.
He decided he could come here more often in the future when there was nothing to do.
Just then, Supreme Kai suddenly flew over, holding a crystal ball. His face was pale.
"Ev—everyone! This is bad!"
His voice trembled as if he had seen something utterly terrifying.
"What's wrong, Supreme Kai?" Goku asked curiously, leaning over.
"Majin Buu… he… he…"
Supreme Kai pointed at the crystal ball, unable to even finish his sentence.
Inside the crystal ball, the situation on Earth was clearly displayed.
Above a devastated wasteland, Fat Buu hovered in mid-air, an angry expression on his face. Large amounts of white steam were violently erupting from the pores on his head.
"What is he doing?" Krillin asked in confusion.
"This ki… it's extremely evil," Piccolo said grimly.
Loren opened one eye and glanced at the crystal ball.
Behind Fat Buu, the white steam continuously gathered and writhed, gradually forming a thin, elongated gray silhouette—skeletal, with eyes filled with pure, unadulterated malice.
"Separation…" Piccolo's pupils shrank. "He's separating the evil inside himself."
In the crystal ball, Fat Buu's body was visibly shrinking, the anger on his face slowly replaced by confusion.
At the same time, the newly born Thin Buu's aura continued to rise, becoming more and more terrifying.
"Roar!"
Thin Buu let out a low roar and suddenly charged at Fat Buu, who had grown fatter but significantly weaker.
The two Buus clashed above the ruins.
Thin Buu moved like gray lightning, no wasted movements, aiming straight for Fat Buu's face.
Fat Buu looked at the charging Thin Buu with a puzzled expression.
Bang!
A brutal whip kick landed squarely on Fat Buu's round face.
His head stretched and deformed like clay as his body spun away like a top.
"So… so fast!" Krillin stared in disbelief.
"That thin one is much stronger than the original Fat Buu!"
Fat Buu slowly stood up, wobbling. He touched his cheek, not feeling pain—only confusion.
"You… why did you hit Buu?" he asked in a childish voice.
Thin Buu didn't answer.
His eyes held nothing but cold killing intent.
Whoosh!
He attacked again, his body leaving behind gray afterimages as fists and kicks rained down.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Dull impacts echoed endlessly.
Fat Buu couldn't even follow the speed. He could only take the beating, his massive body constantly denting and twisting.
"Damn it!" Fat Buu finally seemed to get angry.
He spread his arms, his body inflating like a balloon and blasting Thin Buu backward.
"Buu is angry too!"
He copied a move he had seen before, cupping his hands at his waist.
"Ka—me—ha—me—ha—!!!"
A pink energy wave blasted toward Thin Buu.
Thin Buu sneered.
With a casual wave of his hand—
Boom!
The Kamehameha was swatted away like a fly.
"How could this be…?" Fat Buu froze in shock.
The next instant, Thin Buu appeared right in front of him.
He grinned cruelly.
The same move.
But on a completely different level.
Boom—!!!
Thin Buu's Kamehameha slammed straight into Fat Buu's stomach with dozens of times the power.
"Ugh—!"
Fat Buu screamed as his body was blasted away, carving a bottomless trench into the ground.
It was a one-sided slaughter.
"No… he's not even close," Goku muttered, fists clenched.
That gray guy's fighting style was pure destruction—no hesitation, no wasted motion.
In the crystal ball, Fat Buu climbed out of the pit, his body visibly damaged.
Yet he still refused to give up.
"Buu… can't lose!"
"Roar!"
He charged again, this time fighting more intelligently.
Using his elastic body, his limbs stretched like whips, attacking from tricky angles.
For a brief moment, Thin Buu was forced to retreat.
"It's working!" Krillin shouted excitedly.
Loren, however, simply shifted into a more comfortable position and yawned.
"Naive."
Sure enough—
Thin Buu seemed bored.
This time, he didn't dodge.
As Fat Buu's punch crashed down, Thin Buu's body suddenly liquefied, spreading across the ground like gray mud and avoiding the blow entirely.
The puddle wriggled behind Fat Buu and reformed.
"What—?!"
Before Fat Buu could react, a fatal sense of danger surged behind him.
He turned his head.
Thin Buu's antenna was pointed straight at him, glowing with eerie pink light.
The move Fat Buu loved most.
The one that turned everything into food.
"Chocolate Beam."
A pink beam fired instantly.
Panicking, Fat Buu also fired his own beam.
The two beams collided—
But Fat Buu's was swallowed almost instantly.
Thin Buu's beam pierced through and struck him directly.
"Oh no!"
Fat Buu tried to dodge, but it was too late.
His body rapidly shrank, twisted, and changed color—from pink to rich chocolate brown.
In seconds, Fat Buu turned into a round piece of chocolate and dropped to the ground.
World of the Kai.
Everyone was speechless.
In the crystal ball, Thin Buu walked over, bent down, and picked up the chocolate.
Crunch.
The moment he swallowed it—
Thin Buu's body began to tremble violently.
His antenna snapped upright.
Boom—!!!
An aura far greater than before erupted violently.
His gray body rapidly inflated, muscles forming, height increasing.
Gray faded back to pink.
A new Majin stood there.
Stronger.
Crueler.
More terrifying.
Super Buu was born.
...
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