The Old Supreme Kai circled Loren, clicking his tongue in amazement.
"Hmph, good kid."
"These muscles, this aura… you're a Saiyan, aren't you?"
"To actually break the sealed Z Sword forged by Katchin… remarkable. Truly remarkable."
The old man stroked his long white beard, looking Loren up and down as if appraising a priceless treasure.
"Um… may I ask who you are…?"
The Supreme Kai finally snapped out of his shock and asked cautiously.
"Me?"
The old man puffed out his chest proudly.
"Listen well—I'm your ancestor!"
"The Supreme Kai from fifteen generations ago!"
"What?!"
The Supreme Kai and Kibito cried out in unison, immediately kneeling.
"Greetings, Ancestor!"
"Enough, enough."
The Old Supreme Kai waved his hand impatiently.
"By the way… which idiot sealed me away in the first place?"
He scanned everyone suspiciously.
"I remember a guy who looked like a cat and had an absolutely terrible temper…"
Loren raised an eyebrow.
A cat-like guy with a bad temper?
Beerus?
Interesting.
"Alright, forget the past."
The Old Supreme Kai clearly didn't want to dwell on it.
His gaze shifted to Gohan, who was still unconscious in Piccolo's arms.
"This kid is badly injured."
"Kibito, hurry up!"
The Supreme Kai suddenly remembered there was an injured person here.
Thankfully, Kibito possessed healing abilities.
Kibito stepped forward, placing both hands on Gohan's chest as a soft healing light flowed from his palms.
Gohan's injuries healed at a visible speed.
Slowly, he opened his eyes.
"I… where am I?"
"Gohan! You're awake!"
Goku rushed over in relief.
"Dad…?"
Gohan sat up, then his eyes locked onto Loren. Memories came flooding back.
"Master!"
He stood up abruptly, his face filled with shame.
"I'm sorry, Master. I—"
"That's enough."
Loren cut him off.
"Losing is losing. Excuses are useless."
"You've been slacking on training for years. From now on, your training is doubled."
"Yes!"
Gohan nodded heavily, without hesitation.
"Hey, you lot."
The Old Supreme Kai floated over, interrupting them.
"Do you want to defeat that pink fatty called Majin Buu?"
"Of course!"
Goku answered instantly.
"Ancestor, do you have a way?"
"Naturally!"
The Old Supreme Kai laughed proudly.
"I have a unique secret technique that can draw out all your hidden potential!"
"This power surpasses any Super Saiyan form!"
"Really?!"
Goku and Vegeta's eyes lit up at the same time.
"But…"
The Old Supreme Kai's tone changed, and a lecherous grin spread across his face.
"Unlocking potential consumes a lot of energy."
"I'll need a small… reward."
His gaze swept over everyone.
"Got any photos of young, beautiful girls?"
"Or… a kiss would also do."
"..."
Silence fell instantly.
Krillin's mouth twitched.
A vein bulged on Vegeta's forehead.
Goku scratched his head, completely confused.
"A kiss? Why a kiss?"
Loren sighed.
This old man was truly a pervert.
"I refuse."
Loren spoke calmly.
"My power doesn't need anyone else to unlock it."
With [The God-level selection system], why would he need some weird ritual?
"You ungrateful brat!"
The Old Supreme Kai bristled with rage.
"I'll do it! I'll do it!"
Goku raised his hand eagerly.
"As long as I get stronger, anything's fine!"
"Me too."
Gohan stepped forward.
He didn't want to be dead weight ever again.
Vegeta snorted and turned his head away—but didn't object.
That alone was his tacit approval.
"Good!"
The Old Supreme Kai pointed at Gohan.
"You—sit down cross-legged."
"I'll circle you and perform an ancient, sacred ritual dance."
"This first stage will take five hours."
"After that, meditate for another twenty hours, and your full potential will be unleashed!"
"..."
Everyone was speechless again.
A dance?
For five hours?
No matter how they looked at it, this sounded like a scam.
"Let's begin!"
Ignoring everyone, the Old Supreme Kai cleared his throat and began dancing wildly around Gohan.
His movements were indescribable.
It looked less like a ritual dance and more like a seizure.
Goku watched with fascination.
Vegeta's face had already gone pitch-black.
Loren, meanwhile, found a comfortable patch of grass, lay down, and closed his eyes.
Time for a nap.
Earth.
Above a ruined wasteland.
Majin Buu had returned.
After wandering through space, he finally found his way back.
He floated in mid-air, tilting his head as he stared at the empty land below.
Where were the people?
The long-haired one.
The short one with the bad temper.
And the strongest guy… the one who punched him away.
They were all gone.
Majin Buu closed his eyes and tried to sense their auras.
Nothing.
Those powerful, fun auras… were gone from the entire planet.
They… left?
They didn't wait for Buu.
They didn't want to play with Buu anymore.
A sense of grievance welled up inside him.
Buu's mouth slowly drooped.
"Waaah…"
He wanted to cry.
Why?
Was Buu not fun?
Buu was obedient.
"Roar…"
The grievance slowly twisted into rage.
Boom—!!!
A pink aura erupted from Buu's chubby body.
White steam began spewing violently from the pores on his head.
"No—more—playing—!"
Buu roared toward the sky, his voice filled with the fury of abandonment.
His energy became wildly unstable.
The evil catalyzed earlier by Dabura's Demon Realm energy completely lost control.
"Hiss—hiss—"
More and more steam poured out.
Behind Buu, the steam gathered, writhed, and slowly formed a silhouette.
Thin.
Gray.
Skeletal.
Fat Buu's body began shrinking at a visible speed.
He could feel something being torn out of him.
Finally—
All the steam condensed.
A new entity stood before him.
A gray, skeletal figure.
Eyes filled with nothing but pure, absolute malice.
Skinny Buu.
Or rather—
Evil Buu.
...
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