"You're too noisy."
Majin Buu tilted his head and spoke to Babidi in a flat, childish tone.
"You… you dare speak to me like that?!"
Babidi trembled with rage.
"You bastard! Don't forget who released you from your seal!"
"I am your master!"
Fury burned in Babidi's eyes.
"If you disobey me again—"
"I'll chant the spell and seal you back into that ball!"
"And you'll stay there for millions of more years!"
"Seal…"
Hearing those words, Majin Buu finally reacted.
Being trapped inside that small, dark, cold ball…
He didn't want to go back.
Absolutely not.
Seeing Buu's reaction, Babidi burst into triumphant laughter.
"Scared, aren't you?"
"Then be a good boy and listen!"
"Now—go turn them all into pulp!"
Majin Buu nodded.
He slowly turned around, looking at Goku, Gohan, the Supreme Kai, and the others in the distance.
"Okay."
"Buu, listen."
"That's more like it! Hahahahaha!"
Babidi put his hands on his hips and laughed smugly.
Majin Buu moved.
He slowly raised his right hand, pointing it toward Goku, who was completely defenseless.
The antenna on his head began to glow with pink light.
"Dad!"
Gohan rushed in front of Goku.
It was over.
"Die, Saiyan!"
Babidi screamed excitedly.
Just when everyone thought Majin Buu's attack would strike Goku—
Whoosh!
Buu's raised arm suddenly twisted at an impossible angle!
His palm now pointed straight at the short figure behind him—the one still laughing arrogantly.
The pink light flashed.
Then vanished.
"Hm?"
Babidi's laughter stopped abruptly.
His smug expression froze on his face.
He lowered his head—and saw the pink beam that had pierced his body.
A strange transformation began.
Moments later, Babidi had turned into a palm-sized, ugly-looking piece of chocolate.
"…"
Majin Buu reached out and caught the falling Babidi chocolate.
He held it up, staring at it curiously.
Then—
Crunch.
A crisp sound echoed.
Majin Buu popped the chocolate into his mouth.
"Tastes bad."
He frowned in disgust.
Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo—everyone stared in shock.
The sorcerer Babidi, who moments ago had held Majin Buu's leash…
Had just been eaten.
Majin Buu seemed completely unaware of the gravity of what he'd done.
He tilted his head again.
"You still want to play?"
Without Babidi's spell or threat, he now felt like pure destruction—acting only on impulse.
"Damn it…"
Goku struggled to stand, but the immense drain from Super Saiyan Three had completely exhausted him.
Gohan stared at the pink demon, his body trembling with restrained fury.
"Gohan…"
Goku's voice was painfully weak.
"Run… quickly…"
"Gohan, remember—anger is a source of power, but it isn't all of it."
"True strength is being able to stay clear-headed even while angry."
"You mustn't be consumed by anger. You have to control it."
His mentor's words echoed in Gohan's mind.
Gohan took a deep breath.
He forced his shaking body to calm down.
"Ahhh—!!!"
Golden ki erupted skyward!
Crackle! Pop!
Silver-white lightning wrapped around him!
Super Saiyan Two!
"Oh?"
Majin Buu blinked curiously.
"Another one whose hair changes color."
"Gohan, no!"
Goku shouted desperately.
He knew better than anyone—if even Super Saiyan Three couldn't defeat Buu, then Super Saiyan Two stood no chance.
"Dad, rest for now."
Gohan's voice was unusually calm.
"Master said a man must learn to take responsibility."
"Protecting my family… protecting Earth…"
"That's my responsibility."
With that, he moved.
His body turned into a streak of golden lightning as he charged straight at Majin Buu!
"Heh."
Buu smiled.
He didn't move—just casually raised a chubby hand.
Bang!!!
Gohan's fist slammed into Buu's palm.
A dull thud echoed.
It felt like punching cotton.
All of Gohan's power was absorbed.
"Heh."
Buu grinned.
"Gohan!"
Goku cried out in despair.
Brute force won't work!
Gohan immediately retreated, widening the distance.
"Oh?"
Majin Buu tilted his head, confused by the sudden withdrawal.
Gohan inhaled sharply and spread his hands.
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Hundreds of condensed ki blasts rained down from all directions!
They didn't target Buu directly—
They targeted every inch of space around him!
Boom boom boom boom boom—!!!
Explosions swallowed Majin Buu completely.
Smoke and dust filled the air.
"Did it work?"
Krillin clenched his fists nervously.
"It's useless."
From the deep crater, Vegeta—barely conscious—spoke hoarsely.
"That monster… can't be killed."
The smoke cleared.
Majin Buu stood there.
Perfectly unharmed.
He brushed off imaginary dust, pouting slightly.
"Not fun."
"You're starting to annoy me."
Cold sweat rolled down Gohan's forehead.
What… is his weakness?
Then—
A flash of insight struck him.
Regeneration!
Buu's regeneration required his scattered body parts to reassemble.
What if he couldn't regroup fast enough?
Whoosh!
Gohan vanished.
He reappeared again and again around Buu—moving at extreme speed!
So fast that only golden afterimages remained!
Majin Buu's eyes couldn't keep up.
He turned his head clumsily, trying to follow.
Now!
Gohan appeared behind him.
He didn't attack.
Instead, he clasped his hands together and aimed them at the back of Buu's head.
"Solar Flare!!!"
Buzz—!!!
A blinding light—brighter than the sun—erupted instantly!
"Ahhh!!"
Majin Buu screamed as the intense flash struck him head-on.
He instinctively covered his eyes.
Even without eyelids, the sudden overload plunged him into brief confusion.
For the first time—
Majin Buu lost control.
...
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