The Supreme Kai's body began to tremble uncontrollably.
"H-he's here…"
His voice was filled with fear he couldn't suppress.
"Majin… Buu…"
Crack—Boom!
The massive fleshy cocoon suddenly exploded!
Pink, viscous fluid splattered everywhere.
Amid the billowing pink steam, a figure slowly emerged.
It was a…
Fat guy?
A completely pink, chubby figure wearing loose white pants, a purple cape, and sporting a single antenna on his head.
A naïve, innocent smile hung on his face.
His eyes were squinted into thin slits, making him look harmless—almost silly.
This was…
The legendary Majin who once plunged the entire universe into destruction?
Krillin's jaw dropped.
"Th-they didn't screw up, did they?"
"This guy… he looks like an idiot."
Even Goku and Vegeta looked conflicted.
His appearance was far too deceptive.
"Hahahahahahaha!"
Babidi threw his arms wide and burst into manic laughter.
"I did it! I did it!"
"Majin Buu! You've finally been resurrected!"
Like a clown, Babidi danced over to the pink fatty, smiling obsequiously.
"Lord Buu! I am Babidi!"
"It was I who freed you from your long seal!"
However—
The being called Majin Buu merely tilted his head, staring curiously at Babidi.
His eyes were clear, like a newborn's.
"Buu?"
He pointed at himself with a chubby finger and spoke in a childish voice.
Babidi froze, then grinned even wider.
"Yes, yes, yes! You are Lord Buu!"
"Come, Lord Buu—say hello to these rude intruders!"
He pointed at Goku and the others, issuing his first command.
"Kill them all!"
"Hm?"
Buu sniffed the air, as if he'd caught the scent of something tasty.
He waddled over with a couple of thump-thump steps and stopped in front of Dabura.
Dabura frowned as he looked down at the foolish-looking pink fatty.
Despite Babidi's endless praise, Dabura couldn't sense even a trace of overwhelming power from this creature.
Instead, he felt…
It was stupid.
"So you're Majin Buu?"
Dabura asked coldly, examining him.
"You don't look like much."
"Lord Babidi, I think this resurrection is a failure."
Dabura spoke bluntly.
"You—what did you say?!"
Babidi shrieked in fury.
"Dabura! Watch your mouth when speaking to Lord Buu!"
Buu ignored their argument.
He simply reached out and poked Dabura's chest.
Soft.
No strength at all.
"You… very annoying."
Buu pouted unhappily.
The next instant—
The antenna on his head glowed pink.
Whoosh!
The beam struck Dabura instantly.
Dabura didn't even have time to react.
His body twisted unnaturally.
In the blink of an eye, the dignified King of the Demon Realm was gone.
Floating in the air was now a—
Brown, nutty chocolate cookie.
"..."
Everyone stared, completely dumbfounded.
What the hell was that?
Magic?
"Hehe."
Buu giggled happily.
He opened his mouth and caught the falling cookie.
Crunch.
A crisp sound echoed.
He chewed the "Dabura cookie" like a snack and swallowed it.
"Delicious."
Buu licked his lips in satisfaction.
The Supreme Kai shook violently.
"Ah… ah…"
Pure terror.
"I don't care who you are—Majin Buu or not—just die!!!"
A furious roar shattered the silence.
Vegeta.
Golden ki erupted violently!
Crackle!
Lightning wrapped around his body—
Super Saiyan Two!
Vegeta vanished in a flash of golden lightning, appearing right in front of Buu.
His fist, packed with boundless rage, slammed straight into Buu's grinning face!
Bang!
Buu's face caved in like soft clay.
But his body only swayed slightly.
Vegeta launched a relentless barrage.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Fists and kicks blurred into afterimages.
Buu's body twisted, dented, and even had a hole blasted clean through his stomach.
Yet he was like a living mass of slime.
Every wound squirmed and healed instantly.
On his face—
That innocent, curious smile never faded.
As if he were enjoying a game.
"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
Vegeta's heart sank.
"Don't underestimate me!"
Vegeta leapt back, hovering in midair.
He spread his arms, assuming a familiar stance.
Golden energy gathered violently between his palms.
"Vegeta… he's using that move!"
"Final—"
"Flash!!!"
Boom—!!!
Blinding golden light engulfed Majin Buu's fat body completely.
"Haa… haa…"
Vegeta panted heavily, sweat soaking his hair.
He stared at the smoking crater left behind.
Was he dead?
Blasted like that… even Buu couldn't regenerate, right?
Everyone held their breath.
The smoke slowly cleared.
The crater was empty.
Did it work?
Then—
A lump of pink, bubblegum-like flesh squirmed out from the edge.
Then another.
Then another.
Countless pink fragments flowed together, reassembling.
In less than three seconds—
Majin Buu stood there again.
Completely unharmed.
He brushed imaginary dust from his clothes, then rubbed his chest where the Final Flash had hit.
The smile vanished.
"It… it hurts…"
Buu pouted childishly, eyes filling with anger.
"You… you hurt me."
Before anyone could react—
His figure vanished.
"What?!"
Vegeta's pupils shrank.
Too late.
A pink fist appeared out of nowhere.
Bang!
A dull impact echoed.
Vegeta's eyes bulged.
The force pierced straight through his body.
"Ugh—!"
Blood sprayed from Vegeta's mouth as he was sent flying.
But it wasn't over.
Buu appeared above him like a ghost.
A leg lashed down like a whip.
Boom—!!!
Vegeta was smashed from the sky into the ground—
Creating a massive, bottomless crater.
...
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