Well I know it sounds wierd to hear the words of broke and vampire in the same sentence,but well unlike all the fantasy vampires who are richer than god I am broke.Befor you start judging me by wondering how a being that is centuries old isn't financially stable yet .Lt me explain my origins
Yeah I was an accidental creation by that I mean the vampire who turned me didn't plan on it. I was meant to be a discard able snack but sadly he didn't drain me dry and I was to stubborn to die so I became a vampire to my shock and horror.It also didn't help that I was mere peasant with nothing thanks to me being the youngest son. Yeah being the youngest son 600 years ago wasn't great especially if you came from a poor family.On the bright side I was 22 when I was turned and in decent shape and currently I am living way better than when I was human I have ny own place yeah so what people died here how else is my rent gonna be cheap.
So far my life is going up I got a job as security at a hospital night shifts of course only problem is food I can still eat human food it is just very enefiecent and not that filling good thing animal blood is a good alternative and when I don't want the hassle coconut milk and water is a great alternative choice due to it being close to human blood .Yeah I don't really drink the blood of humans the shit you eat is disgusting and that is coming from me and it leaves a horrid taste in your blood it ain't like an all natural vegan blood taste better it is so bland that is what I imagine despair taste like
Oh sorry I got of track I was supposed to explain why I am broke after centuries of existence simple each time I learn how your money works and the rules of it you change it remember I am a being of eternal youth so even tho it seems like the changes happen slowly to me it is like I blink and everything changed and before you say I am exaggerating I will tell you I took a nap in the year 1900 and missed both world wars and thirdly do you know how hard it is to make fake documentation for each time you want to do something
I lived so many of your life times I have seen the fall of the Roman empire and the rise of the republic of Texas at a time
Yeah I am a vampire but without the dark fantasy allure . No mansion no servants no sexy girl who fawns over me . Twilight really messed with how the world percieves us we don't sparkle the only vampire I knew that sparkeld was Greg but that is because he owned a strip club,and before you ask no I can't turn people into vampires you are born one or cursed to be one, no sensual bite will do that all you will get from a vampire bite to the neck is death or at best a hickey but I can tell you my life stroy just saying it is more grimy and gross then hot or cool okay