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He transmigrated into the Dragon Ball world and became Gohan, awakening a unique training system. By simply doing push-ups, his strength increased. And the stronger Gohan became, the more push-ups he did. (The system’s bonuses are only supplementary and do not replace Gohan’s own hard-earned training and growth.) “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you’ve completed one push-up! Combat power +1!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you completed a push-up in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! Combat power +10!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you’ve taken one step! Combat power +1!” “Ding! Congratulations, Master—you completed a push-up! Combat power +10!” … Beerus: “Damn it! How did Gohan train? He’s even stronger than me!” Gohan: “It’s nothing, really. I just do push-ups every day.” ...... Author’s Note Hello, readers! Welcome to my second Webnovel account. My first Webnovel account is Shadow_demon_007, where I uploaded 20 fanfics. Due to Webnovel’s upload limits and rules, I created this second account so I can continue uploading more fanfics for you all. Please also check out my first account, where many of those 20 fanfics are available. Some of them are already fully completed, and I have uploaded those completed fanfics on my Patreon patreon.comShadow_demon_007 On Patreon, you can find Fully completed fanfics One free fanfic available for readers Another free fanfic coming in a few days I sincerely hope you enjoy my works, and I truly appreciate all your support. Thank you for reading and supporting me! — Shadow_demon_007

Wake up and find yourself as Captain America in the Marvel universe! Captain America is the moral compass, the embodiment of justice, and a spiritual leader. But now… the system’s missions are absurdly abstract. Does dancing with female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents count as a reward? Fury stared in disbelief as he watched Captain America waltz across the nightclub floor with Black Widow, Hill, and other female agents the day after waking up. Could this be an imposter? Is this really Captain America? And then… are there rewards for being the captain of Hydra? “Believe me, long live Hydra!” Captain America shouted with an evil grin, reciting the classic slogan. Pierce watched in stunned silence, his fanatical younger brother now seemingly defected to Captain America, leaving him feeling utterly betrayed. ...... Author’s Note Hello, readers! Welcome to my second Webnovel account. My first Webnovel account is Shadow_demon_007, where I uploaded 20 fanfics. Due to Webnovel’s upload limits and rules, I created this second account so I can continue uploading more fanfics for you all. Please also check out my first account, where many of those 20 fanfics are available. Some of them are already fully completed, and I have uploaded those completed fanfics on my Patreon patreon.comShadow_demon_007 On Patreon, you can find Fully completed fanfics One free fanfic available for readers Another free fanfic coming in a few days I sincerely hope you enjoy my works, and I truly appreciate all your support. Thank you for reading and supporting me! — Shadow_demon_007

Jiro was just scrolling through some Naruto clips before bed, unaware that every edit was being simultaneously transmitted across all timelines of the Shinobi World. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to watch the replay of his own life. The Uchiha clan discovered their future of annihilation. Madara Uchiha fell silent as he watched "The Truth of the Infinite Tsukuyomi." Namikaze Minato trembled and wept as he read "The Life of Naruto." Naruto Uzumaki learned to form Rasengan ahead of time. Orochimaru, meanwhile, fell into deep contemplation while watching "The Complete Collection of Failed Immortality Experiments." When Jiro finally edited together his own imagined "Perfect Naruto Ending," the history of the entire Shinobi World veered irrevocably toward an unknown point of divergence.

Dragon Ball + One-Punch Man + Multiple Female Leads Transmigrated into Krillin, not only do I have no hair, but I'm also destined to be killed as a sacrifice? [Ding! Invincible Devouring System activated, newbie gift pack received!] [Congratulations, host. You have obtained: Saitama-style bald head template (hairline -100%, combat power +∞).] I can gain attribute points by completing "100 push-ups + 10km run"? I can even steal core skills by seducing beautiful women and "devouring" enemies? [Ding! Key story character Bulma detected. Romance quest unlocked!] Mission 1: Intercept Yamcha and win Bulma's heart (Reward: Capsule Corporation unlimited funds) Mission 2: Save the dual-human Launch and make her sneeze only for you (Reward: Berserk Power Boost) Mission 3: Influence Android 18 and let her experience the feeling of a heartbeat (Reward: Unlimited stamina buff) I originally just wanted to stay on Earth and retire quietly, but they gave me so much! Bulma smiled faintly, "Krillin, this is a gravity chamber I specially made for you. Tonight, come to my house to test it?" Android 18 crossed her arms and smirked, "Hey, bald guy, that's not how you use your Ki Blast. Let me teach you." Raditz had just landed and sneered, "A trash with a combat power of only 5... Pfft!" He was instantly punched straight through the chest. Frieza began transforming and declared, "Let me show you my final form." He was blasted to smithereens by a serious punch before he could finish. Absorb Saiyan genes → Gain the [Near-Death Power Up Passive] Devour the android core → Obtain the [Infinite Energy Furnace] Everyone stared in terror at the shiny bald head and muttered, "Is this guy even human?"

A man gets bodyswapped into Hagrid right as Harry is being delivered to the Dursleys. The new Hagrid knows his canon, sizes up his situation fast, and decides things are going to go a little differently this time. Like, say, not leaving a one-year-old on a doorstep in November. What happens next? Chaos, mostly. Abandon all expectations of plot logic, canon compliance, and character sanity — this fic is pure chaos, proudly OOC, gleefully AU, and home to a Mary Sue of legendary scale. If you're still here — welcome aboard. If you want to support me and read some chapters earlier: patreon.com/Aetern1tas

PvZ meets Solo Farming In The Tower. What to expect: - Mature and logical MC who refuse to be devoured by vengeance - A garden full of war crimes - Character driven story over fast-pace progression - Lovable cast of characters - Lore. Lots of lore regarding the dungeons and the civilizations that had fallen within it for you lorebrarians. - Update daily at 6pm CET -------------- “In a gold rush, the position of shovel vendors is reserved for the privileged.” That was a lesson Phong Tran had to learn the hard way. One year after the dungeon appeared, it had become a modern gold rush. People awakened classes, unlocked skills, and dove into the dungeon for its seemingly endless riches and resources. Phong, a level 1 Farmer with a dead EXP bar, naturally gravitated toward becoming a wandering vendor. While other people fought monsters, gained EXP, and became media heroes, he sold them socks, battery banks, and energy drinks. Phong existed in the space between glory and obscurity, until one day, a privileged bastard took everything from him. He was beaten half to death, and his aunt and uncle were “erased” for being inconvenient to those at the top. As if it had a cruel sense of humor, Phong received his first and only quest while lying in his sickbed: “Plant 10 potatoes.” No rewards. No promise of revenge. Just 10 potatoes sitting there, as if to mock his powerlessness. He took the quest. And now, he must conquer the dungeon with only 10 potatoes to his name.

After the Justice League fails to prevent their world's annihilation by anti-matter, Billy Batson, the hero Shazam, makes a desperate leap and finds himself stranded in a foreign universe.

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.

In the year 1414 CE, the city of Seistain is a sprawling industrial nightmare of steam, soot, and lies. While the flag of the "Democratic Republic" waves over the skyline, the streets are governed by iron-fisted corruption. Kniya and Malesh, two eleven-year-old boys "already ruined" by the world, decide that they won't fight the system—they will master its rot.

Join the Discord Community. [discord.gg/cnpHXTfxR] *** WARNING!!! 18+ Contents Included! (skippable) *** Reiji, an ordinary high school student, was truck-kuned into a parallel timeline where the world had fallen into chaos. Dungeon gates appeared everywhere across the globe, and humans awakened mysterious powers. But that wasn't the worst of it. A strange phenomenon wiped out all the men in the world. Thinking he had hit the ultimate jackpot as the only male left on Earth, he quickly realizes that his nightmare has only just begun when he discovered that his cheerful female friend from his original world, Morikawa Hina, is no longer the same. She is now his obsessive, unhinged yandere girlfriend and worse... She was the one who brutally murdered the previous Reiji to keep him all to herself. As if that wasn't bad enough, Reiji awakens a ridiculous system – The Dominion Bond System. *** Ding! [Host has successfully awakened the Dominion Bond System.] [A system that allows the host to grow stronger through emotional bonds and intimate connections with many spouse ;) ] *** Ding! [Host must mate with his two female partner to gain 7 Silver Tier Mystery Gifts and bonus rewards!] [The longer and more satisfied they are, the greater the rewards!] *** Trapped in a world with no men, a yandere girlfriend who would kill for love, and a system that forces him into intimate relationships just to survive. Reiji realizes one thing: This wasn't a fantasy he had expected when he was hit by Truck-kun. This was hell. And in this world, love might be more dangerous than death.

[Dungeons & Monsters]+[Streaming]+[System]+[Cultivation]+[Multiple races]+[Multiple Dimensions]+[Overpowered MC] [AN: Please do not buy the Red Rank Privilege yet, the chapters are yet to be amended.] Five years ago, The Merge shattered everything. Earth was pulled into a vast network of dimensions, overrun by dungeons and monsters — and governed by a System that turned survival into spectacle. Hunters could stream their runs to a cosmic audience, trading clout for resources, and those who awakened rose to power. Everyone else learned to endure. Reyansh endured. After losing his father to a dungeon, he's been holding his family together ever since — working multiple jobs at fifteen to support his sick mother and younger sister, all while chasing a dream that was slipping with every passing moment. He failed to awaken at twelve, he kept going anyway. 3 years later, he scrapes together enough to buy an Awakening Potion — And this time, it works. But something else wakes up alongside him. [Cosmic Patron System Initialized] A system no one else can see. While every hunter can stream their hunts, Reyansh's system is different — it connects him to beings across every dimension from the very start, and it promises something no ordinary system offers: 100× rewards on everything he earns, among other things he has yet to discover. The catch? He has to perform for it. Every dungeon run becomes a broadcast, every fight, a show. As his channel grows, powerful and mysterious patrons begin sending gifts, abilities, and opportunities his way. But the bigger his audience gets, the more dangerous the eyes in it become. Reyansh wanted strength enough to protect his family and himself but he may have gotten something more. Because in this universe where strength is everything — being watched might be the most dangerous power of all. [Milestones:] (Renewable every week) 100 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 200 Powerstones = 3 Bonus Chapter 50 Golden tickets = 1 Bonus Chapter 100 Golden tickets = 3 Bonus Chapter Extra Bonus Chapters (at least +2) depends on type of gifts donated (Massage Chair and above).

Story Name: The Only Player in the Bleach World ...BUT I'm calling it BLEACH THE ONLY GAMER Story Summary: The protagonist, Matsushita Yusuke, is a hardcore speedrunner who skips every cutscene, every tutorial, every piece of dialogue -- he just wants to kill things and move on. So when he somehow ends up in what seems to be "Soul Reaper Online," his first instinct is to find the fastest route through. Problem is, this world isn't playing by game rules he recognizes. He can't just bulldoze everything. Then he spots Aizen Sosuke standing at a podium -- and a giant exclamation mark hovering over his head. The System notification reads: [Aizen Sosuke -- future Lord of Hueco Mundo, hair gel enthusiast] [Quest: Join his quirky little team. Become Club Member #003] [Rewards: Hogyoku Power (fragment), Kido Mastery, Kido Chant Omission (50%) Technique]. His response? Say no more.

One night. One contract. And one secret that may be disastrous. Grace Carter; when the broke-but-brilliant interior designer wakes up beside the most ruthless billionaire New York City has to offer; Ethan Blackwood, the last thing she anticipates is a wedding ring. The news of their unexpected wedding is sensational, and the real fact is still more severe: Grace needs solidity to retain custody of her unborn child. Ethan requires a wife in order to win a billion dollar takeover. The solution? A sham marriage with authentic regulations and no feelings. Grace is not the walled-pecker wife that Ethan had anticipated. She disarms him, outwits him and makes his chilly penthouse feel homely. And Ethan? The man who promised not to fall in love again begins to break all the rules so as to hold her near. Yet, upon reappearance of secrets in her past, and toxic family of Ethan attempting to bring her down, she must make a choice: Will she do battle over a man who brought her a ring… and not his heart? Or will she remake the rules--and leave him to win her affection?

William Carter, a nuisance streamer, met his end in a predictably stupid way and was offered a second chance by an overworked Lord of Death. ​Reborn in a ruthless Xianxia world as Wei Chen, he has a new mission: to use his entire skill set and a divine streaming kit to reduce the realm's astronomically high death rate from constant sect wars, conflicts, and the number one cause of death.... the all-powerful "Courting Death." Live on Stream: Wei Chen: "If those so-called 'trash' underdogs were truly incapable of cultivating, why would every Jade Beauty in the province be obsessed with them!?" Wei Chen: "Think, Young Master! Think!" Young Master: T_T

In a shattered world... locked in an endless war against the evil Demon Lord, a hero emerged from another universe. Full of vigor and driven by an extraordinary will, he sports a green outfit and... underwear?! From the greatest gaming champion humanity has ever seen, to the most poorly equipped hero in the entire universe. Join this glorious adventure where our hero, Green Froggy, must rely on sheer willpower alone to fight an evil that threatens to devour what's left of the world! Can Froggy defeat such a massive evil with nothing but a rusty butter knife? Read on to find out! P.S. If you want to continue reading the aventures of Green Froggy, you can check it out in the new platform! I Will be posting this Story on Royal Road!

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!

Reborn as the sarcastic, black-haired twin of Draco Malfoy, Orion had a simple plan: ignore the pureblood politics, torment his father with logic, and push magic to its absolute breaking point. When a blue screen popped up on his eleventh birthday, he thought he’d hit the jackpot. A System? In a magical world? It was the ultimate cheat code. At least, until it spoke. Enter Sparkle: a sentient, sarcastic, and aggressively unhelpful "System" who refuses to give him quests, stats, or a manual. Instead, she demands he "live his life" and stumble blindly into obscure conditions to unlock rewards ranging from useless Gobstones to legendary Phoenix Tears. Now, Orion must navigate Hogwarts with a brother who has more hair gel than brain cells and a voice in his head that treats his life like a reality TV show. He doesn't want to be a hero; he just wants to figure out if setting a mountain troll on fire counts as an achievement. *** Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor any characters in this fanfic, except for the idea of this fanfic story. I have no intention of monetizing this story, nor any intention of enforcing a copyright infringement.

What is it like to be a university doctor? University doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Each Month Takes You into a Profession". On the first day of recording, because he was sleeping in the office and playing games during the day, he was criticized by netizens. But as night fell. "Doctor, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted from anger because she didn't get to eat rice with pig trotter !" "Doctor, I sneezed, and now I can't move."

Isagi Fushiguro, that was the name a young man reincarnated in the world of the chainsaw man adopted. Acting like a carefree fool, Isagi will try to survive the events and maybe... change the ending.

Marcus Cole has always felt like something about him doesn’t belong. When terrifying dreams, strange visions, and a mysterious girl begin pulling him toward a past he can’t remember, Marcus discovers that his lost memories are tied to an ancient war between humans and demons. As reality begins to unravel, Marcus must uncover who he really is before the darkness hunting him finds him first. Because the life he’s living was never truly his. And the boy he used to be is running out of time.