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WARNING!!! 18+ Contents Included! (skippable) *** Reiji, an ordinary high school student, was truck-kuned into a parallel timeline where the world had fallen into chaos. Dungeon gates appeared everywhere across the globe, and humans awakened mysterious powers. But that wasn't the worst of it. A strange phenomenon wiped out all the men in the world. Thinking he had hit the ultimate jackpot as the only male left on Earth, he quickly realizes that his nightmare has only just begun when he discovered that his cheerful female friend from his original world, Morikawa Hina, is no longer the same. She is now his obsessive, unhinged yandere girlfriend and worse... She was the one who brutally murdered the previous Reiji to keep him all to herself. As if that wasn't bad enough, Reiji awakens a ridiculous system – The Dominion Bond System. *** Ding! [Host has successfully awakened the Dominion Bond System.] [A system that allows the host to grow stronger through emotional bonds and intimate connections with many spouse ;) ] *** Ding! [Host must mate with his two female partner to gain 7 Silver Tier Mystery Gifts and bonus rewards!] [The longer and more satisfied they are, the greater the rewards!] *** Trapped in a world with no men, a yandere girlfriend who would kill for love, and a system that forces him into intimate relationships just to survive. Reiji realizes one thing: This wasn't a fantasy he had expected when he was hit by Truck-kun. This was hell. And in this world, love might be more dangerous than death.

I died like a dog in a Kaiju’s guts. Then a parasitic monster brought me back to life… and a psychotic yandere bought my streaming rights. Now my every breath, every fight, every drop of blood is broadcast live to one single viewer — her. She calls herself my sponsor. She calls me her favorite toy. And she’s willing to drop millions just to watch me suffer, grow stronger, and slowly lose control to the Kaiju growing inside my chest. The Defense Force wants me dead. The corporations want me as their new superstar. But the real monster? She’s already watching. Every time I push my sync rate higher, the parasite gets hungrier. Every time I try to run, she tightens the leash. This isn’t a second chance. This is a private show. And she paid top dollar for the rights to my life… and my body . Welcome to my stream. Try not to get addicted.

Story Name: The Only Player in the Bleach World ...BUT I'm calling it BLEACH THE ONLY GAMER Story Summary: The protagonist, Matsushita Yusuke, is a hardcore speedrunner who skips every cutscene, every tutorial, every piece of dialogue -- he just wants to kill things and move on. So when he somehow ends up in what seems to be "Soul Reaper Online," his first instinct is to find the fastest route through. Problem is, this world isn't playing by game rules he recognizes. He can't just bulldoze everything. Then he spots Aizen Sosuke standing at a podium -- and a giant exclamation mark hovering over his head. The System notification reads: [Aizen Sosuke -- future Lord of Hueco Mundo, hair gel enthusiast] [Quest: Join his quirky little team. Become Club Member #003] [Rewards: Hogyoku Power (fragment), Kido Mastery, Kido Chant Omission (50%) Technique]. His response? Say no more.

The war between the Seven Seas ended in blood and smoke, the mechanical Gearborn were driven back at a terrible cost. Fifteen years later, the scars remain—and history is repeating itself. Redwynn Tidespinn grew up on a forgotten island in Valencia. Though he was young, the war took everything from him, leaving behind the endless teal sea and his dreams for something greater. He never imagined that “something greater” would be the dreaded return of the Gearborn themselves. As a new war threatens to ignite, Red is drawn into a conflict he wants no part in. Armed with nothing but his cunning sea heart and a dangerous talent for invention, will Red survive the oncoming storm—or share the fate of those who came before him?

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.

A boy wakes from a coma with no memory, an empty shell in a world that doesn't feel real. he stumbles into a castle of nightmares, vampires, zombies, every monster from every dark tale. But to reclaim his humanity, he must uncover the terrifying truth of who he really was.

In the year 1414 CE, the city of Seistain is a sprawling industrial nightmare of steam, soot, and lies. While the flag of the "Democratic Republic" waves over the skyline, the streets are governed by iron-fisted corruption. Kniya and Malesh, two eleven-year-old boys "already ruined" by the world, decide that they won't fight the system—they will master its rot.

One quiet morning, Kai received an unexpected package. Inside was a mysterious game titled Reaching the Moon: Farming Season—a seemingly ordinary farming simulation. Puzzled, Kai couldn’t recall ever ordering it. Yet curiosity soon outweighed suspicion, and he decided to give it a try. The moment he launched the game, reality shattered. A blinding light engulfed him, and before he knew it, Kai was no longer in his room—he was inside the game itself. There, he met a radiant being who introduced herself as the Fairy Goddess. She pleaded for his help: the once-prosperous Alam Village was on the brink of ruin, and only by reviving its farmlands could it be saved. Though doubtful at first, Kai couldn’t ignore her sincerity. Moved by her words, he agreed to take on the role of a farmer in this strange new world. As seasons pass and friendships bloom, Kai’s simple mission unfolds into something far greater. With every seed he plants and every bond he nurtures, he draws closer to uncovering the truth behind this world—and the reason he was brought here. Will Kai’s efforts be enough to restore Alam Village, or will the secrets of Reaching the Moon lead him to a destiny far beyond the fields he tends?

Science. Horror. Magic. A world where the laws of physics can be rewritten — if you survive the backlash. Arion was a young scientist chasing his mother’s dying dream. Exhaustion killed him before failure did. When the lights went out, they didn’t stay out — he woke in a new body, beneath an alien sky, where energy itself breathes both life and destruction. Arion wanted peace and quiet. Instead, he found a world bound by strange forces — the locals call “Essence,” a living force that bends the laws of nature… and bites back when one does not respect it. With no gods, no manuals, and no mercy, he begins again. But he isn’t alone. Unfortunately, he’s stuck with a ragtag band of misfits, outcasts and walking red flags who bring disaster wherever they walk. Where others see magic, he sees systems to dissect — thermodynamics, phase change, electromagnetism, all rewritten by will and risk. With knowledge as his edge — and science his weapon. Each discovery bends the world’s rules. Each experiment rewrites what he thought was possible. Each new day proves the equilibrium is never in his favour.

Wrong world. Right power. A wand in hand, a universe in mind. A first-year at Hogwarts wakes a Mythic Primordial System that speaks in principles older than magic. Spells still work—just not like the textbooks say. The System unlocks Sevenfold Insight, hardens skin to ironbound flesh, and sets quests that pay out for clever choices: earn a beast’s trust, outwit goblins at the bank, turn a duel into an alliance. While professors grade charms and hexes, he builds a hidden Sanctum and learns to weave fate-threads through choice, promise, and name. Each step bends school rules—potions become elixirs, brooms become windcraft, shields become bodies that do not break. Dark wizards scheme in shadow. The System is already there, several moves ahead. Magic meets myth—and the syllabus will never survive it.

[Anime Direction] + [No System] + [Love Rivalry] + [Passionate] + [Daily Emotions] ...... Carrying a certain regret and an unbearable sense of guilt, Lucian finally arrived at Tracen Academy—the training school for Uma Musume. ...... Lucian: "Run as freely as you can. Don’t let anyone take the view ahead of you." Silence Suzuka: "Mr. Lucian..." ...... Lucian: "Chubby, if you keep eating, your weight’s going up again." Special Week: "Ugh... but your cooking is just too delicious~ And... Lucian-san, please don’t call me chubby!" ...... Lucian: "Shut up, all of you! If you’re watching the race, then watch properly. If you love shouting so much, do you want me to shove a mic in your mouth?!" "Victory isn’t decided on the track, but off it? What a cowardly tactic." Rice Shower: "Lucian-kun, you’re also Rice Shower’s hero." ...... --- Read advance chapters on patreon.com/Ferasam

I've traversed into Genshin Impact, but the time of traversal is a bit too early. Hiss... Perhaps it's not necessarily too early. Everyone when they were young is also very cute. As for me, my communication skills aren't that great, but fortunately, I still have the ability to communicate with children. Although I couldn't immediately see them in their prime, being able to witness their childhood, isn't that also very good? I am a very ordinary person, without a system, and without any special abilities. But, at least I can still do some things that I am capable of doing. Make this world better, let each child's childhood have an extra wisp of beautiful and gentle breeze. I like cute little creatures, like the touch of purity in people's hearts, like leisurely daily life. My story should be very ordinary, not as magnificent as other traverser predecessors. But it should also have its own unique aspects that belong to me. The story originates from ten years ago, Genshin Impact's main storyline should be far off in the distance. So, before the main storyline arrives, do you want to come with me on a journey that lasts for ten years? [No System + No Knife + Healing + Male Protagonist + Plain + Genshin Impact + Teyvat + Daily Life + Non-Invincible + Adventure]

NO AI!!! This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name.Definitely an OC story. A SI story depending on your definition-- her knowledge of Naruto as well as other modern things matches mine when I started the story, so I had some sort of basis for her advantages instead of doing research to give her things that would be convenient.You won't ever see references to her first life: no name, family, or death. Of course, that lack of background comes with its own problems. Support me: https://ko-fi.com/neverluckysmile

Reborn into the world of One Piece as a helpless baby, El thinks fate has scammed him. No golden finger. No system. No guidance. But soon, the truth becomes clear— it’s not that he has no cheat. He is the cheat. With Observation Haki awakened at birth, a sword in his hands by three, and the Voice of All Things at five, El grows into a monster of pure talent. If Big Mom was born to destroy, El was born to cut—through steel, through fear, and eventually, through the very destiny of this world. From a nameless child to the nightmare of pirates and the obsession of Marines, he carves his legend across the Grand Line without a Devil Fruit— only a blade and talent so overwhelming that even the Yonko turn their heads. This is the rise of the Strongest Swordsman, where every swing of his sword rewrites the future of the seas.

[Dungeons & Monsters]+[Streaming]+[System]+[Cultivation]+[Multiple races]+[Multiple Dimensions]+[Overpowered MC] Five years ago, The Merge shattered everything. Earth was pulled into a vast network of dimensions, overrun by dungeons and monsters — and governed by a System that turned survival into spectacle. Hunters could stream their runs to a cosmic audience, trading clout for resources, and those who awakened rose to power. Everyone else learned to endure. Reyansh endured. After losing his father to a dungeon, he's been holding his family together ever since — working multiple jobs at fifteen to support his sick mother and younger sister, all while chasing a dream that was slipping with every passing moment. He failed to awaken at twelve, he kept going anyway. 3 years later, he scrapes together enough to buy an Awakening Potion — And this time, it works. But something else wakes up alongside him. [Cosmic Patron System Initialized] A system no one else can see. While every hunter can stream their hunts, Reyansh's system is different — it connects him to beings across every dimension from the very start, and it promises something no ordinary system offers: 100× rewards on everything he earns, among other things he has yet to discover. The catch? He has to perform for it. Every dungeon run becomes a broadcast, every fight, a show. As his channel grows, powerful and mysterious patrons begin sending gifts, abilities, and opportunities his way. But the bigger his audience gets, the more dangerous the eyes in it become. Reyansh wanted strength enough to protect his family and himself but he may have gotten something more. Because in this universe where strength is everything — being watched might be the most dangerous power of all. [Milestones:] (Renewable every week) 100 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 200 Powerstones = 3 Bonus Chapter 50 Golden tickets = 1 Bonus Chapter 100 Golden tickets = 3 Bonus Chapter Extra Bonus Chapters (at least +2) depends on type of gifts donated (Massage Chair and above).

When a failed archivist dies and wakes up in a Philadelphia hallway holding a laminator, he thinks it’s a mistake. The "Awkward Savior Protocol" thinks differently. Now, Aldric Chase must use borrowed skills to survive a third-grade classroom that has already broken three teachers this week.

Ethan Gardner was a 2025 ML engineer until a delivery truck sent him back to 2014 San Francisco, inside the body of a man caught in Gavin Belson's crosshairs. He wields "Architectural Intuition," granting him perfect blueprints for future AI like GPT-3, and "Temporal Compute Access," which lets him rent 2025 processing power at a staggering financial cost. Now, Ethan must outpace Hooli’s $200 million war chest by building an empire on "impossible" code before the show's canon timeline collapses. Amidst the high-pressure world of venture capital, he battles a looming corporate storm while his hands move with a supernatural "Accelerated ML Cognition" they never possessed before.

In Greendale, emotional sincerity is a weapon and comedic timing is a force of nature. For Ethan Dalton, it's a measurable data point. Using Emotion Sight and the Knowledge Share Network, Ethan attempts to stay under the radar by blending into the background of the study group. However, his Adaptive Camouflage begins to fail when Abed Nadir identifies him as a "genre-aware character." As the Halloween zombie outbreak approaches, Ethan’s preparation becomes too specific to ignore. Now, he must balance the system's Ensemble Harmony with his own survival, proving that in a world of tropes, the most dangerous thing you can be is a man with a plan.

In highschool dxd as a futa having the best parts of both genders thanks to a hermaphrodite goddess and her powers as a sacred gear, what could go wrong