Hey guys!
I didn't think I'd be writing another chapter so soon, but I guess I'm really inspired.
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HELL 666 NEWS
"Hello and welcome back, folks." Kaite Killjoy said, though much less enthusiastic than what she previously sounded like. Meanwhile, Tom Trench sat up in his seat, looking much more chipper than he usually did and he even sat like he had had a smile on his face underneath the gas mask.
"Today we have a very special story for you folks." Tom said, sounding much happier than his companion. "The Roaring Knight, someone that we have covered before, has had a much more public showing. Yesterday afternoon, the Roaring Knight committed a massacre upon Umbridge mall, a mall supported by multiple Overlords."
"...Is this a mark against the other Overlords or just coincidence, Tom?" Katie asked very unenthusiastically, lying on the table with her head down.
"I'm glad you asked, Katie!" Tom yelled, clearly taking enjoyment from Katie's suffering. "We actually have real footage recovered from the cameras at the Umbridge mall just when the Roaring Knight came."
"UUgggghhhhh." Katie groaned out, thinking that if she put her head down enough she wouldn't be able to hear Tom. Unfortunately, she is wrong.
"Mike, can we get this up on the screen for all the viewers at home?" Tom asked, as someone behind the camera nodded and began to project a video, a video showing the Roaring Knight's slaughter.
MALL X MASSACRE
After I laid the man in front of me clean out, I didn't hesitate at all. I slowly walked back to Sinner Meat, my armor clanking on the floor ominously as I stood within the doorway, watching the "people" still continue to feast on the poor man.
I say nothing, walking behind the people before tapping the shoulder of the woman who sits at the head of the table. She looked back at me just in time to see a hand gripping her face and slamming her into the table, knocking her out cold.
The other people at the table, her family I presume, immediately got up. I wasted no time, grabbing a fork and stabbing it into the first one's knee before elbowing him in the ribs, knocking him into the wall.
The others couldn't react before I grabbed the third one by the legs, picking him up and deciding to use him as a weapon to hit the shit outta the last two. When I was done, I held him up and looked at him, inspecting.
It looks like his arm is dislocated, but aside from that, he's just a little dazed.
…Y'know what? Daki surely has to be hungry and seeing that these guys are cannibals, I guess it's fitting that the punishment fits the crime. I threw him up in the air before I kicked him through the glass window of the twisted restaurant, causing a big commotion and putting all eyes on me and my victim.
I say nothing, picking up a long shard of glass. It hadn't crossed my mind before, but my shadow armor was armor, like a knight, right? And what knight…Is without a weapon?
I remember the first time I tried to buy a knife about a few days ago. After dropping it and getting stung like lightning had struck me, the black ticket told me that I couldn't wield a weapon or else I would get it ripped out of my hands and struck by lightning.
However… A piece of glass isn't a weapon, it's just a piece of glass right? I rub my hands along the shard, imparting my shadow armor onto it. It wasn't instant, even taking a little bit of time, but soon enough instead of a glass shard, in my hands was a small black knife.
I waited a few seconds, expecting a sting or a buzz, but when nothing happened after a solid 10 seconds, I smiled underneath my helmet before turning my attention back to the cannibal on the ground.
An eye for an eye would make the world go blind…But how about an arm for an arm?
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
The man screamed bloody murder as I began sawing his dislocated arm clean off of his body. He screamed, clawed, punched me, doing anything to try and get me off, but it didn't work in the slightest.
By the time I got done, the man had passed out from shock and I went back inside the "restaurant" to get a bag to put the severed arm into. I walked back out, glass knife in hand and bag with an arm in the other as I stared down the rest of the people in the establishment.
I stopped for a moment, taking the whole scene in before exploding in movement. I charged at the nearest person, knocking their shit smooth back with a hit to the head with the butt of my knife.
Suddenly, about like 8 guards charged out from the bottom floor and made their way to me. They all seemed to have dog-like traits (are they hellhounds?) along with blue guard uniforms and guns pointed at me.
These guys don't deserve as much shit as I'm gonna give the others. Even though they're just doing their jobs, they're still supporting and guarding a slave-ring. I'll go a little easy on them, how about that?
I threw my black knife and bag up in the air, quickly falling to the floor to dodge the spray of bullets. I elbowed the ground, causing a chunk of it to come out that I picked up and threw at one of the guards' hands.
It shattered against his hands, probably breaking it and causing enough of a distraction for the others for me to get up and step all in their business. It was almost comically easy on how I dismantled them all, bashing skulls against other skulls, knockouts and eventually the last 2 just surrendered and played dead.
I reached up, grabbing my knife and bag from dropping out of the sky as I looked down on all the other people. Someone tried to reach for the door to escape, but I threw the knife down there, embedding it into the wall and causing a thin line of blood to leak down their cheek.
Unfortunately for them, I wasn't going to let ANY of them leave. The KNIGHT needs to enact his justice…
BUG X OVERLORD
"Fufu…Fufufufu."
In a dark room, nothing but a person and a TV in sight, someone laughed. It was slow at first, sounding like an old floorboard, but soon it descended into maniacal giggles as someone pressed against the TV.
Niffty pressed herself against the television with the Roaring Knight, her tongue slightly out as her one eye looked saucily at him. "Strong, hot and absolutely ruthless. Mama likey." She says, reaching out and manifesting a knife in her hands as she looks at James.
"If this is what a good boy is… Then I've been missing out!" She says excitedly, a black blush forming on her face as she throws a knife on the TV, turning it off. "Maybe I should raid a panty store next? Mine are certainly too wet right now~"
RANDOM X GUY
THUNK THUNK THUNK
My armor clanked across the rooftops as I jumped around, both hands full of bags containing right or left arms. I had called the ambulance after my little excursion with getting Daki's food since getting amputated isn't exactly the most safe thing.
When I had reached the roof of my apartment, I summoned my armor and right after that, the black ticket settled right in the left bag of arms.
Wip me Wease Waddy?
What are you even saying?
1x Silver Ticket: Incapacitate a mall full of the rich of the Pride ring
1x Platinum Ticket: Become an Overlord within the first week of your arrival.
…What the hell is an Overlord? Oh well, I won't look a gift horse in the mouth. GO ahead and roll, ticket.
[Micro Hydrokinesis]
|Uncommon Ability|
Allows you to control water on a small scale, although the power you can exert over the water and your range is negligible, your control is atomically precise.
[Crystal Caesar]
|Epic Ability|
You are able to create and control gem-like crystal constructs that you conjure by expending your energy. You have fine control over your crystals, being able to control them even in the form of powder, in addition, you can create simple crystal golems that can act semi-autonomously but turn to dust when you disable your ability, having crystal soldiers active slightly drains energy.
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THE END
If this is a little worse written than the other chapters, the reason is because I was just smacked in the face with inspiration even if I'm deadass fucking tired right now.
Also, I closed my eyes and copy-pasted when I put in these rolls, so I'll have the same reaction you guys are gonna have when I see this chapter over Like ReplyReport Reactions:Commissar Clawhand, Kathador, MrOutsider and 192 othersMrlegantropMar 7, 2026NewAdd bookmarkView discussionThreadmarks Chapter 9 New View contentMrlegantropI trust you know where the happy button is?Mar 8, 2026Add bookmark#112JustAreader said:Oh ik, which is why im kinda sad cant do it rn, but the reveal would all be more sweeter, would make the reveal that he was "holding back" funnier
Also it fine, I was expected weekly updates anyhow not almost daily lol
I LIED, NIGGA!!!!!!
Hey guys!
Genuinely, what the fuck is Resident Evil about? From what I know, some evil company called Umbrella somehow made zombies, werewolves, Magneto and hot vampires by something called a T-virus. What the fuck does this T-virus even do??
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Abilities are… Weird.
When I got back in the house after my little excursion, I studied my two new abilities after I gave Daki her takeout of literal arms. Y'know, I would say that she's pretty cute while eating, but the fact that she's eating people definitely takes away from any sort of cuteness that she has.. No matter what my lower head tells me.
Anyway, I'm sitting on my couch right now trying to fiddle with my first new ability: Micro Hydrokinesis. When I replaced it with Shadow armor, it felt like something deep within my chest somehow got removed and replaced with a sense of a container, like a glass of water being poured into it.
Speaking of water, I went and poured myself a glass and sat it on my table to try and test my powers and it truly lived up to the name. Although I could lift up the water inside of the glass, I knew instinctively that I could only pick up about 6 or 7 (DON'TTHINKITDON'TSAYIT) glasses before I just can't control anything about it.
However, even if I truly couldn't control much of it, the control I had over the small amount was honestly spectacular. I made tiny little water wheels that I kept spinning while I floated them throughout the air, making complex shapes like prisms, cubes, hell, somehow I even made a mobius strip from it.
It was when I made the mobius strip that I had the best idea that I've ever had in a few weeks: what if I were to drink the water and control it in my body? I know for a fact that the human body is made up of like 90% water, so if I were to get a good handle on controlling this stuff in my body, could I puppet myself?
Why even stop there, blood is also made up of water, right? Could I pull a Choso and use flowing red scale and use blood manipulation? Could I blood-bend? I had to test it out, trying out blood manipulation first.
I grabbed a knife and cup from the kitchen, placed the cup down near the water while cutting my arm to let the blood flow into it. I took a deep breath as I focused on my blood in the half-filled cup.
It seemed like controlling blood was significantly harder than controlling just base water, probably due to the fact that there's a lot of stuff in there that just isn't water or is so viscerally different from the standard H2O composition of water.
With water, it was like moving another limb, like I was just moving around my comically small arm to go do something with the dexterity of my normal arm. With blood on the other hand, it was like being gay while trying to talk to your conservative, but loving father.
Weird example, but try to hear me out. It definitely took some time getting used to it and it was as if the blood actively resisted me at first, but over time, it eventually softened up to me and allowed me to control it.
It was tougher than water, but I managed to do the same things with blood, like making small wheels or even trying my hands in making stuff like spikes, however, I wanted to get into the real meat and potatoes and why I even got my blood out in the first place.
I went to my window, clasping my hands and sticking them out while I gathered blood at my fingertips. At first it was just a ball, but then I began to compress it as far as I could, continuously putting more and more pressure on it until it felt unstable at my fingertips.
When I finally finished, the blood ball was about the size of a dime, but it also seemed a little unstable as well. I finally decided on just saying "Screw it, we ball" and let the temu version of piercing blood rip.
Since I wasn't a horrible person, I aimed it up in the sky, the blood going so fast it seemed like a red comet. I really didn't think this through, I really hope nobody gets seriously hurt because I wanted to dick ride Choso.
***10 MILES AWAY***
"Sir, I still don't understand why we are doing this." A red-skinned imp in a suit and bowtie said to his taller, similarly dressed boss. They were both standing on a rooftop wearing horse costumes. "I also don't understand why I didn't need underwear for this. I feel so exposed."
"You aren't showing anything off anyway, Baby-dick, now listen up!" The taller imp said, reaching out and grabbing the bottom half of the other imp's costume and pulling it ."I made sure to custom order this shit extra stretchy so we can–"
SHINK
Out of nowhere, a beam of concentrated blood struck down, managing to narrowly miss any parts of the imps while only managing to cut off part of the pants of the horse costume, revealing the shorter imps private parts.
"..."
"..."
"GODAMNIT, I CAN'T CALL YOU BABYDICK ANYMORE!"
"SIR, WE HAVE MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN THAT!"
***BACK TO JAMES***
Eh, it's probably fine. Ticket, did I kill someone with that offbrand piercing blood?
I got my answer very fast, as the ticket emerged from the roof and fell down into my hair.
I'm one HELLUVA BOSS, aren't I
What're you talking about, dude?
1x Silver Ticket: Make Blitzo genuinely respect Moxxie
Who are these people and was that really worth a silver ticket?
Trust me when I say this: YES
Whatever man, go ahead and roll.
[Bitch Breaker]
|Uncommon Trait|
Sometimes all a bad attitude needs is a good fucking, you are an expert at correcting attitudes through sex correction.
Huh, neat I guess. I was never really a sex-haver back in my original life, hell, I'm not ashamed to say I was a virgin. To me at least, sex has to be the most intimate act you can do with somebody else, allowing you and the other person to see and feel each other at each other's most vulnerable… I can't think of something that comes even close in terms of showing romantic affection.
To be honest, I think that's why I studied the human body and porn in my previous life. If I ever met the one, someone who I'd like to indulge with just as they'd indulge in me, I want to know how to please them fully for the grace of having me see their body fully exposed.
I honestly thought my first time would be with…
Nevermind, let me try to play with Crystal Caeser for right now.
Sorry James, it takes an hour to swap abilities.
What the hell, why? I swapped out my shadow armor with micro hydrokinesis just fine, why does swapping this with CC longer? Also, can I only have 1 ability for life?
Answering your questions in order, the first one was a freebie and you get an extra ability slot ever 5 abilities.
Tch, ripoff.
Whatever, I guess I'll go do something else. I walk away from the window, closing it and falling back onto the couch near Daki who's currently on her knees while facing the wall. "Daki… You know that you don't have to kneel and…Do whatever you're doing. C'mon, sit on the couch and watch some TV with me."
"A-a-are you sure, master?" She asked. Damnit, now she's just calling me master instead of James. I suppose it's better than "my lord", but still man. If God exists here, he'd probably smite me down even ignoring the fact that I am literally in Hell for my subordinate using his name in vain.
"Of course I'm sure, you can even pick a movie we can watch together." I say, as Daki nervously gets on the couch and sits next to me with perfect posture as I turn on the TV. "We can even put on some popcorn too and–"
"Master, if I'm not speaking out of turn…When can I go out?" Her question surprised me, not only due to the fact that she wants to go out but because she actually had the guts to question me.
Don't get me wrong, I don't really care but one look at her can see that she's shaking like a leaf in the wind asking me a single question. Damn, Muzan really messed this girl up, huh? "You can leave whenever you want to Daki, you're a grown woman." I say, smiling at her a bit.
"Master truly is beautiful…" She mumbled under her breath.
"What'd you say?"
"I-I-I mean that Master's…Hope for me is very beautiful." She said, looking away from me. Well isn't that sweet, huh?
"Do you wish to leave now, Daki?"
"N-no, I want to watch a movie with master… How about that one?" She asked, pointing at the movie Lolita.
"...Fuck no!"
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THE END!
It's not a good chapter if it isn't released at an extraordinarily stupid time!
Also, one thing that I've learned on my time on Webnovel, my old stomping grounds is that a lot of people are just straight up homophobic on there. I distinctly remember reading some random slop cultivation novel on there and and when the other male lead acted just a little bit feminine, some dudes in the comments straight up called him a faggot.
The dude wasn't even gay, it wasn't even a BL either. From what I remember it was a harem fic!
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I know it's been a little more than half an hour, SHUT UP!!!!!!!
I'm prolly not gonna be able to keep this train running for long. I'm thinking of switching to a weekly structure like every Friday. I'll try to see if I can make the chapters a little bit longer, like trying to hit 2 or 2.5k words a week.
Enjoy the show!
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The past few days have been… Weird.
For starters, I've somehow been getting stronger, like, much stronger. When I've been out on patrol as the Roaring Knight, I feel like I have to hold back much more just to not make someone a fine red mist on a wall.
I knew I already had a little bit of super strength, but this is from peak human/Batman tier to Spiderman being silent tier. I tested it out, using the couch as a weight and I basically just used it as a ball to juggle. I barely even needed to use any strength to just hold it on a single finger.
Yesterday, when I was out buying groceries, I came across an old train station with a few steel beams and a train. I decided to pull a Mr. Incredible and try to test my strength using these beams.
The beams were much more of a challenge than the couch, but I could still easily lift them. If the couch felt like basically nothing in my hands, then these beams were like a folding chair that you could probably carry around at all times.
On the other hand, the train was in a completely different category. It took a monumental effort just for me to lift the damn thing over my head. It felt like back when I worked out when I had first beaten my pr of 175 pounds on a bench press when I was about 13. It was a huge achievement for me, but holy hell was it my arms were killing me after.
The same thing happened to me when I lifted up this train, hell, I only managed to do one rep with it being above my head before I had to fall to my knees like Lil Durk. However, when I got back up and tested it out with my claw, it wasn't even a challenge. I'm convinced that if I were like 20 feet tall with my same strength, I could use this train as a sort of weird one-armed boxing glove. I'm about to be Goopy-le-Grande in this mug.
Anyway, after that, the black ticket arrived when I got home.
CURSEBREAKER
…That's ominous as all get out, what the hell happened?
FOR BREAKING THE CURSE: LONER, YOU HAVE GAINED 1X GOLD TICKET
WHY ARE WE YELLING NOW AND WHAT ARE CURSES!?
BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT!
The ticket cleared its throat (don't ask me how) and manifested a few copies of itself.
Before you came here, you were cursed 6 times. You broke the loner curse by becoming an Overlord, you can't do anything about one of them, and you pre-broke the brand of Sacrifice by becoming an Incubus.
Wait a minute, hold the fucking phone. I had the brand of sacrifice on me and became an Incubus? When did that even happen?
Your curses were made into rolls before you came into this world. Your rewards were increased agility, stamina, shadow armor, the altar, the byakugan, expertise over sex, and of course, becoming an incubus.
I… I guess, bro. Can you at least show me my curses I still have?
[Curse of Arms]
|Severity 14|
You cannot wield weapons; the moment you try to hold a weapon or try to utilise it to any extent, they will be ripped out of your hands, and you will be shocked by lightning that increases in severity with each attempt.
|Resolve: Roll or acquire at least 5 rare ranked or above weapons and at least one Adept or above weapon skill mastery|
[Slow Slots]
|Severity 12|
Your ability cooldowns have gone from a 5-minute cooldown to a 1-hour cooldown. Once you swap an ability slot, you must wait at least 1 hour to change that ability slot again.
|Resolve: Acquire at least 5 speed boosting abilities, items, or traits.|
[Honesty]
|Severity 16|
You are an honest person, way too honest. You cannot communicate with the intent to deceive someone, no lies, no lie by omission, no clever wording, whatever you say, you say what you mean. So either don't talk or tell the truth.
|Resolve: Acquire a Lie Detector ability or a Deception ability or acquire Adept rank communication/Persuasion|
Huh… These aren't that bad. I mean, yeah it sucks that I can't wield weapons, but I don't usually use them and I'm pretty sure I can count the amount of times that I've lied before this on one hand.
Hey wait a minute, didn't you say I needed to wait an hour between switching abilities? It says it right here that I can swap the ability at any time but I need to wait before swapping again.
Uhhhhh… ROLLING!
Alright, bro.
[Expert Blade Weapon Mastery]
|Elite Skill|
You are an expert of the bladed weapons such as daggers and swords, not quite in the realm of legends but in the old ages people would sing songs about how you could slay 100 men with a single blade. Your expertise and finesse with blades are the stuff of rumours.
Oh crap, am I gonna go through the same thing I did in the street when I got expert performance–
S H I T!
In my mind was an explosion of memories from a past life. Once I was a dojo-breaker back in the heian era of Japan, going around from place to place and challenging anyone I could find to improve my swordsmanship.
Another time I was an old master that trained in seclusion for most of his life, putting all of his years into the sword before writing them down into a scroll to pass onto the new generations to come.
It was a confusing maelstrom of memories that I never did, experiences that I've never even had, but throughout it all, one thing was apparent: I was still me. Not once was losing myself to this onslaught of memories from others, even a danger.
God, I hope I don't keep getting skills, that shit sucks. I mean, I like doing my thing with instruments and now swords, but it fricking sucks how bad it is on my head. Are those past lives anyhow or are they just simulations in order to give me experience?
Hell if I know.
Right now, I wanna experiment with Crystal Caeser. After swapping it, the feeling of the container of water inside of my chest with micro hydrokinesis had disappeared, instead being replaced with a feeling of solidness, like a core in those crappy cultivation novels.
I didn't really have a reference for it like with hydrokinesis, so I decided to try and base it off of Todoroki's ice. I took a deep breath in, walking towards my couch where I closed my eyes and lightly stomped the ground, envisioning a crystal to cover all of the couch.
KKKRRRCCCHHHH
With that sound, I opened my eyes and just like that, a white layer of crystal had replaced the outside of my couch. Although it was white it was still a bit transparent and even a little high quality. This is some serious gourmet stuff, if I were to sell this I could probably make a fat stack.
Wait a minute, I can make expensive crystals and gems… I could give this out to my date!
Wait, what day is it?
I go to my calendar.
SHIT IT'S FRIDAY!
Okay, it's about 3:40, so I got about 2 and a third hours to cook up a good little showing before the date.
Let's go.
DATE X NIGHT
In the living room was naught but silent, Daki in James' bedroom where he ordered her to go before this time and inside of the living room, something was off.
At first a bug emerged from the cracks within the floor. The bug was inconspicuous, just one crawling across the floor, however, more started to come. The one become two, that two became eight, that eight continued to multiply until they started to crawl on each other until they became the shape of a familiar one-eyed woman.
Soon, the bugs crawled off and Niffty stood there, cocking her head to the side as she saw the all-dark house. She looked around, her eye narrowing until a sparkle on the floor caught her eye.
Covered in the floor was rose petals with crystal bits on the tips of them, all of them leading to a door. Niffty slowly approached and opened the door, giving her a sight that she wouldn't forget for the rest of her life.
James was in the bathroom, laying back inside of a full tub made of pure crystal. He was wearing a two-piece suit, the water making it hug his muscles as he cracked his neck with his eyes closed.
The room seemed to sparkle, water somehow floating in the air to sparkle the light of the bathroom off from every angle to make the sight as magical as possible. After a few seconds, James opened his eyes, looking at Niffty.
She had on a strapless dress, intentionally being a little small to accentuate her curves. James let out a genuine smile as his eyes roamed over Niffty.
"You look absolutely beautiful tonight."
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THE END
To be honest, I'm pretty surprised at how Lucifer is winning the poll. Again, I do want him in, but I thought I was already pushing it with 1 femboy, I didn't know the world needed another.
I really hope I didn't just jinx it. I know I'm the author and all and I shouldn't be biased… BUT VOTE LUCIFER!!!!
Ok bbbbbyyyyeeeee. Like ReplyReport Reactions:Commissar Clawhand, Kathador, MrOutsider and 185 othersMrlegantropMar 8, 2026NewAdd bookmarkView discussionThreadmarks Chapter 11 New View contentMrlegantropI trust you know where the happy button is?Mar 11, 2026NewAdd bookmark#144Hey guys!
Off topic, but I fucking LOVE Danganronpa. V3 is my definite favorite, but almost everything about the series is so unique that I can look past it's many many flaws (COUGH COUGH Junko, 3-3, and Tenko COUGH COUGH) Just because of how much damn star power it has.
Also, I may sound like I'm lying once you've read, but I swear, these rolls are not fudged at all.
Enjoy the show!
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You look absolutely beautiful tonight.
I didn't even realize the words slipped out of my mouth until I said them, but they were my true feelings about her. To tell the truth, the woman always looked pretty beautiful, even while stabbing me, but I could never appreciate it until now.
Her face was distinctly Asian with her crimson hair tied into a neat bun on the top of her head. The dress that she wore was strapless, a pink color scheme with red highlights near the bits where her arms poked out.
Oh yeah, she was also thick as hell which was greatly appreciated.
For someone who just tried to stab and kill me not even a week ago, she actually seems pretty nervous, a black blush on her pale white cheeks. I also noticed that she wore lipstick, a dark red shade upon her lips that made them look even more plump than they already were.
I got up from the crystal bath, walking towards her while using micro hydrokinesis to quickly dry myself off before reaching in the back pocket of my suit. I pull out a crystal I had made, a blood-red hair clipping in the shape of a moth.
I walked over to her, really taking in her form. I thought her one eye would make me uncomfortable, but not only did it not really freak me out at all, but I was more concerned about her being only 4'5. Even though I'm...Average height, I was always confused by how girls or people in general got so short
It didn't matter though as I rubbed a hand through her hair, patting her head while showing off the crystal. "A gift, from me to you." I say before putting the clipping in her red locks. "You know, I don't think I'm sure if we formally introduce ourselves. My name is James."
Before I could do anything else, the black ticket showed up right behind her head and right in front of my eyes.
1x Silver ticket: Making a woman wet just by talking and doing nice gestures.
What the hell? Why are you doing that, I didn't even rip you.
Trust me, you'll need it…
Heaventaker
-Rare Trait-
"You wake up, dreaming of a harem of... angel girls? That doesn't sound right-" Holy aligned/Angelic beings find themselves more attracted to you and it is easier to earn their affection.
What? Okay, you know what? Nevermind, I don't care about the trait right now. I focus back on her as she looks back up at me with a surprisingly cute smile showing off all of her teeth. "I'm Niffty, James, nice to meet ya."
I was gonna try to say something else, but it looks like niffty was already in motion, grabbing me by the waist and pulling me forward, making us both fall over. I tried to catch her or something, but I already lost feeling in my hands.
My byakugan allowed me to see that in only an instant both of our lower bodies had turned into bugs and in the next instant, both of us were bugs as well.
DATE X NIGHT
WHATHEFUCK–
Huh?
For only a minute I felt like my mind was in…Something. I wasn't in reality, but not in dream, like I was in between mind and matter. Was I in the Velvet room or something?
Well it doesn't even matter now. Standing up, and brushing off my suit, I saw the streets of Hell, still red, but for some reason they seemed abandoned. On any other normal day, somebody would be committing a crime in broad daylight or trying to kill someone, but there's literally nobody out here.
Soon enough, Niffty formed herself out of bugs right beside me and hooked my arm with her. "Our reservation's just up here." She said, pointing ahead before we walked together.
"So, why did you want to become an Overlord?" She asked, trying to start a conversation.
"To be honest, I don't even know what an Overlord really is, I kinda just stumbled into it."
She looked at me for a second, genuinely confused. "Are you…Serious?" I nodded my head. "You really just became an Overlord by accident, huh? Well, ain't that rich?" She giggled, putting one of her manicured hands with black painted nails over her mouth.
"Well, aren't you an Overlord? Can't you tell me how this whole thing works?" I ask her.
"Well, an Overlord is made up of two things: their legend and the souls they own." She holds up two fingers. "Your legend is just how people think of you, your impression on the general populace of Hell. If it's strong enough, then you completed the first step into becoming an Overlord."
She puts a finger down. "The other thing is the souls they have. This can play into the first one, since once a legend is strong enough, an Overlord can passively own very very small pieces of the souls of everyone who knows them."
She summons bugs to her hand, making them into a ball. "I went that route. All my bugs that I have are itty bitty pieces of everyone's souls that know of me. But, admittedly, directly owning souls is a much faster way to get powerful, the V's can attest to that. Any soul is a good power boost, but owning a soul that's Overlord level can boost someone to barely below Overlord status, though that hasn't happened yet."
1x Bronze Ticket: Realize what an Overlord is and how you became one
[Monster Mater]
|Uncommon Trait|
"I really shouldn't have sex with that, buuut-" The more monstrous a member of the opposite sex is, the more they are attracted to you. Only works on things you yourself would be attracted to.
Ticket, are we deadass? Give me weapons or something, I wanna break that curse and get something actually useful.
Hey man, I don't make the rules.
YOU'RE LITERALLY THE CLOSEST THING TO GOD I KNOW RIGHT NOW. YOU ABSOLUTELY DO!
"I mean, I have been feeling stronger. Is that a side-effect of becoming an Overlord?" Wait, how did she even know I was an Overlord anyhow?
"Mm-hmm, all Overlords are suuper strong, along with a special ability. Your ability is tied to your legend, so basically what people know you for. Maybe you can give other people that knight armor or something." She shrugged, as I started to think.
Hey, ticket, is it possible to gain an ability without using you?
Indeed it is, I actually prefer you use more stuff outside of me so I can give you more tickets.
Hey, that's something I've been meaning to ask you. What even are you? And why do you care about me so much?
… I–
"We're here!" Niffty said, interrupting the black ticket. The restaurant seemed fancy, it being a fancy building, one with colors very different than the usual reds of Hell. To be honest, it kinda looked like a mental hospital with how sterile it is and it doesn't even have a logo or a title.
We walked into the building, coming across the receptionist. He seemed to be a green goat-person who was currently sweating bullets. I never knew they had Izuku Midoriya in Hell. "H-h-hello sir and ma'm, d-d-did you m-make a reservation with us, or are you e-eating in?"
"I made a reservation at table 4A." Niffty said, cracking her neck a little bit.
The goat-guy jumped at even the slightest movement. "I-I-I see, the bug Overlord Niffty with a table for t-t-two. F-follow me, please." He said, getting up and shakily leading us to the table.
Despite how the outside looked, the whole inside decor looked very colorful. Instead of red, it was a beautiful ensemble of deep royal blues and sapphires. There were many tables in the room, but including us and the receptionist, there were only 5 other people.
In one table, a woman with red skin and hair lifted up a forceful of spaghetti. Her yellow, swirling eyes were staring lovingly at the man across from her who seemed like a normal blonde guy except for the fact that he's got a chainsaw revving on the top of his head.
…He also has a dog collar on, but he seems happy so I guess he's living his best life.
At the other table were another pair of figures. A dark green buxom woman with blonde hair and a schoolgirl uniform tried her best at stabbing the man beside her. Unfortunately for her, the milky white man with brown hair, green eyes and a green hoodie seemed to simply dodge all of them while asleep.
And…And…
Okay, I can't ignore him anymore.
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT NIGGA IN THE CORNER!?
He's genuinely just leaning on the wall in that bright red suit while sipping a cup of tea and reading a book. You are NOT a vibe, bro, what're you doing? You came into a whole fancy restaurant to order a cup of tea and try and aura-farm and random people, get a job, dude, you look like you're pushing 50. Where's yo family at, man?
1x Bronze Ticket: Meet Alastor and somehow piss him off within 20 seconds
THAT'S ALASTOR? Why is he so… Like that? And how did I piss him off, I'm literally just walking to my table.
He thinks you have a staring problem and wants to challenge him.
Well screw him, he can mess around and find out if he wants to. Go ahead and roll.
[Firebreath]
|Uncommon Ability|
Allows you to unleash a breath attack of flame like a Dragon, the gout of flame breath you unleash is very powerful and potent, and the power increases the more you charge and the more energy you expend.
You need only 1 more ability to unlock another ability slot.
Ability slot? I thought I could only slot in one forever, guess I'm lucky. I wonder what I'd slot in after that, though. I could use my shadow armor along with crystal caesar to do some cool stuff, but I could also try out blood-bending on a criminal.
However, firebreathing is just as cool. I can just see it now, me dropping down in an alleyway, using my fire-breath to slow myself down before walking out of the flames. That just sounds cool as all hell off of concept alone.
Coming out of my childish thoughts, soon the receptionist came to our table, putting down two menus and speed-walking away from us as fast as he could.
"Hey, Niffty, what is this place anyway?" I idly ask as I open up and look down at my menu and–
HOLY SHIT!
54,000 souls for an appetizer!?
"It's Koko ni kōkyū resutoran o sōnyū. It's a traditional Japanese restaurant that I bought after I became an Overlord to honor my mother and heritage." She said, looking through the menu while rubbing her chin in thought.
"Oh, what happened to your mother?" I asked, getting over the initial shock of the prices.
"She…Traveled to America after the bombing of Nagasaki. It was long and arduous, but she always told me that I was her hope that kept her going." Although her voice was steady, I could see her knuckles tightening slightly. "But… But, she died when I turned 21."
I was silent for a little bit before I reached across the table and laid a hand over Niffty's. "I may not know your mother, but I do know that she sounds like an incredible woman. I'm sure she's in Heaven where she belongs and is doing great up there."
She said nothing for a little bit. My byakugan could see her lips mumbling something, but I couldn't hear anything of what she said before she started to…Smile? It was a wicked, sick smile behind the menu as she looked at me through it. "That's sweet, James… But do you know why I'm in Hell?"
"...No."
"Because I killed my–"
"Ah, Hello Niffty, dear!" A voice asked, sounding like it was talking through an old-timey radio. I looked over and saw Alstor sitting down next to us in a chair with a great big old smile on his face.
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THE END
A fun fact that long time readers know: I initially had Alicia be the one to die of cancer and after her funeral, I had James go to her grave, dig it up and eat her brain… I honestly thought it was a good idea at the time, but after becoming better at writing, I just think it's pretty damn edgy, and not even good since I didn't implement it well.
One more thing for my QQ readers, the Heaventaker perk looks pretty different because when I wrote this the chaos gacha site was down so I had to go to its predecessor and use that.Last edited: Mar 17, 2026 Like ReplyReport Reactions:NijikoKarma, Commissar Clawhand, Kathador and 182 others