Genshin Impact: The Stream That Shook Teyvat
After Genshin streamer Arthur binds a mysterious system, his livestreams aren’t just going out to Earth anymore—
they’re being projected directly into Teyvat.
On his very first stream, he starts a new segment:
Serious Reviews. Not-So-Serious Roasts. Full Character Breakdowns.
First target: Lumine.
Nahida:
“Honorary Knight, friend of all archons, the first sage… The Traveler really is incredible!”
Furina:
“Bad-mouthing the Anemo Archon, freeloading off the Geo Archon, and fighting the Electro Archon? Death penalty, death penalty!”
Paimon:
“Kamisato Ayaka’s loyal dog? Hehe, Lumine is so shameless!”
Lumine:
“Hey, hey—stop mixing me up with my voice actress, alright?!”
Next up: Barbara.
Jean:
“The ‘True Adeptus of Curing Curses with Her Bare Hands’? This is…”
Barbara:
“That’s right. Medicine can’t save Mondstadt anymore—try my AK instead!”
Then it’s Keqing and Ganyu’s turn.
Keqing:
“I am NOT a beef-offal chef, NOT a construction site foreman, and DEFINITELY not a cat, okay?! (losing it)”
Ganyu:
“Great… now the whole of Teyvat knows. I’m doomed…”
Everyone who gets “reviewed” by Arthur starts trembling.
For a while, every character in Teyvat is living in fear of the next stream.
And when he finally starts reviewing the archons of every nation…
Teyvat completely erupts.