I Am the Goblin Slayer
[Pseudo-D&D world, slow-paced adventure, magic and martial arts]
In a quiet, peaceful monster settlement where goblins had lived for generations, they thrived happily, minding their own business and living in harmony. That is, until one day an adventurer arrived, pushing a wooden wheel. He gripped the Dawn Blade in one hand, with magical beast skulls dangling from his belt. Orum smiled and announced to the goblins: "Any goblin taller than this wheel has to die."
The goblins: "Gugu gaga! (Haha, what an idiot. No goblin is taller than a wheel!)"
Orum: "If there are no objections, let's begin."
With that, Orum gave the wheel a gentle push, laying it flat on the ground.
The goblins: "%…&¥%¥!!!"
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