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Genshin Impact: The Stream That Shook Teyvat After Genshin streamer Arthur binds a mysterious system, his livestreams aren’t just going out to Earth anymore— they’re being projected directly into Teyvat. On his very first stream, he starts a new segment: Serious Reviews. Not-So-Serious Roasts. Full Character Breakdowns. First target: Lumine. Nahida: “Honorary Knight, friend of all archons, the first sage… The Traveler really is incredible!” Furina: “Bad-mouthing the Anemo Archon, freeloading off the Geo Archon, and fighting the Electro Archon? Death penalty, death penalty!” Paimon: “Kamisato Ayaka’s loyal dog? Hehe, Lumine is so shameless!” Lumine: “Hey, hey—stop mixing me up with my voice actress, alright?!” Next up: Barbara. Jean: “The ‘True Adeptus of Curing Curses with Her Bare Hands’? This is…” Barbara: “That’s right. Medicine can’t save Mondstadt anymore—try my AK instead!” Then it’s Keqing and Ganyu’s turn. Keqing: “I am NOT a beef-offal chef, NOT a construction site foreman, and DEFINITELY not a cat, okay?! (losing it)” Ganyu: “Great… now the whole of Teyvat knows. I’m doomed…” Everyone who gets “reviewed” by Arthur starts trembling. For a while, every character in Teyvat is living in fear of the next stream. And when he finally starts reviewing the archons of every nation… Teyvat completely erupts.

After the former Grand Sage Azar of Sumeru died unexpectedly of old age, a new Grand Sage—Idris—took his place, inheriting both the highest authority in Sumeru and the grim duty of imprisoning the Dendro Archon, Nahida. Sitting in the very seat that every player once dreamed of destroying, Idris chose to defy all expectations. Instead of repeating his predecessor’s mistakes, he would truly stabilize his rule—and govern this nation himself. When questioned on why he showed no reverence for the gods, Idris replied: “It was the Scarlet King who halted the spread of Sumeru’s corruption. It was the Great Lord Rukkhadevata, the former Dendro Archon, who redeemed the rainforest. And as for Nahida—her only acts have been to tell children fairy tales and to comfort lost souls. Those things… the Akademiya can do just as well!” When Scaramouche demanded to know why Idris wanted him dead, he answered calmly: “Forgiving you—that is God’s business. But from this day forward, in Sumeru… there will be no God.” From the moment Idris ascended to power, Sumeru embarked on a path utterly unlike any before it— a nation ruled by science and reason, displaying what true wisdom truly meant. “I may be a villain,” he said, “but I am also Sumeru’s Grand Sage— the last sage of the Great Lord Rukkhadevata.”

This body, the most noble and supreme form, was promised to grant the people a dream… so it is said. But… why is it that all those who are my people harbor certain improper thoughts toward me?? Yae Miko: Oh my… that’s because the Shogun is our group’s beloved mascot. Kamisato Ayaka: Shogun-sama, please… look at me. Sangonomiya Kokomi: Indeed, making peace with Narukami Island was absolutely the right decision. For being under Shogun-sama’s protection is the greatest honor of our Watatsumi Island. Fiore: Shogun~ my legs are a bit unsteady… could you carry me? Shinobu: Miss Raiden, how about joining our Demon Slayer Corps~? You won’t even have to change uniforms~? Sigh… Ei felt rather conflicted at this moment. Who would have thought her beloved puppet would one day become such a magnet for attention? But fine, no matter how much you all throw yourselves at her, the Shogun will still belong solely to her! At this moment, she looked at the Shogun before her, blades crossed, and couldn’t help but feel a twinge of guilt. Shogun: Ei… shut this body down. Bound by orders, I will inevitably become a threat to Inazuma. Ei: You wish! Even if I have to battle you for 500 years, I will bring you home! This vessel was born for Eternity, and is also Eternity’s guardian—wait—Ei, you’re heavy!

After transmigrating into Honkai: Star Rail, Evan finds himself on Jarilo-VI, a planet buried under ice and snow for seven hundred years. A catastrophic start. Fortunately, the Treasure Hunter System activates. As long as he reaches designated locations and opens treasure chests, he can obtain rewards. From the Mechanical Settlement, he opens a chest and obtains the Arahato Mecha Blueprint. From Everwinter Ridge, he opens a chest and gets a Plasma Spark Tower Blueprint Gift Pack! On top of that, Evan opens the Beginner Gift Pack— and acquires the Authority of Reason. Hook: “Brother Evan’s giant mech is amazing! The great Pitch-Dark Hook approves of you!” Bronya: “The solution to Belobog’s crisis… is turning into light?” Nous: “Hmm? Creating an artificial star with your own hands? Genius Society Member No.1.” …… Evan originally planned to simply follow the Astral Express and loot treasure chests along the way. But soon, he realizes— something is starting to go very, very wrong. From the Simulated Universe, he opens a chest and obtains Omniscience and Omnipotence. From the Shackling Prison, he opens a chest and obtains the Heart of a Borisin Wolf Lord. From the Xianzhou Luofu, he opens a chest and obtains…

Accidentally traveled to the world of Fairy Tail and activated the card drawing system. You can draw dead characters from the anime to receive them. Thus using the power of anime characters. So, Roger, Whitebeard, Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara, ... The power of the powerful people who died in various anime is displayed in this world. Read Extra Chapter Visit My Patreon I have only 1 tier 19$ Tier – Access to 40 advance chapters patreon.com/Lempil patreon.com/Lempil

Ren was transmigrated into a Mythical Zoan-Type Devil Fruit. Before his consciousness was completely devoured by the demonic will of the Yamata no Orochi Fruit, Ren awakened the Satan Soul, a form of Reception Magic from Fairy Tail that allows one to receive demons. Ren realized that Devil Fruits themselves are a kind of demon. By forcibly receiving the Yamata no Orochi Fruit, he seized control of its demonic consciousness and rose to rule Wano Country. “Wano Country? That name is awful. From now on, this country will be called Inazuma!” … Forty years later, when Roronoa Zoro stood before Hawkeye, his body covered in wounds, he could not help but speak: “A man like you is not the world’s greatest swordsman…” “You frog in the well—have you ever heard of the One-Cut Wonder technique?”

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Transmigrating to Teyvat, Jiang Yan Awakens the Immortal Cultivation System and Founds the Shushan Sect From that day onward, the people of Teyvat would learn what true cultivation really was! And so, the entire style of Teyvat changed… Ying: “Raiden Shogun? Do you even know the Divine Sword Lightning Control Mantra?” Keqing: “At the Azure Waters’ rising tide, I finally know who I am—Ten Thousand Swords… Return to the Sect!” Ganyu: “The divine bow has a spirit, guarding the eight directions. String drawn to shoot the sun, feathers severing the soul.” Hu Tao: “Unbelievable! How did Qiqi, a little zombie, learn corpse-driving techniques? And why is she stealing my clients?!” Ningguang: “Osial, I call your name—do you dare to answer?” Ei: “No one can take my sister away from me, not even death itself! Thirty-Six Heavenly Astral Arts—Revive the Dead!” Nahida: “Jiang Yan said he would use the Seven Arrows Nail-Head Curse to get revenge on the Grand Sage!” Yae Miko: “Oh my my, Sect Master~ Are you going to lock me away in Shushan’s Demon-Sealing Tower, or keep me company while studying the Dao of Yin and Yang?” Furina: “The Eye of Heaven, overseeing judgment? I like it!” Zhongli: “Heavenly Principles? Please, my dear—turn around.” ............. .....................

‘Ability extraction in progress… Rules materializing… Character card obtained: Jing Yuan.’ “Jing Yuan? Wasn’t it supposed to be abilities from the Honkai world?” ‘Does the Star Rail not belong to the Honkai world?’ “My perspective was too narrow…” This is the story of Yun Fan, a veteran Captain who witnessed the six-year journey of Honkai Impact 3rd, crossing over to Teyvat… ... --- Note: this is a translation Raws: 原神：开局景元角色卡 If you want to read advance chapters, please visit: patreon.com/ReruoIzayoi

Traveling into the world of Genshin Impact—and of all places, ending up in Snezhnaya, which hasn’t even been released yet. A catastrophic start… but luckily, he received the gaze of an Aeon. With a single punch, he shattered a Fatui Debt Collector. With three punches, he brought down the Captain. As the knight’s helmet in the Captain’s hand crunched beneath Su Ran’s palm— The voice of the Tsaritsa rang out in sorrow: “Please… spare him.” Su Ran smirked. “Beg me?” The Tsaritsa whispered, “I beg you… please, spare him.” Looking up at the familiar figure upon the throne, he finally loosened his grip. ~------- visit my pa treon for 75+ advanced chapters: pat reon .com/YonkoSlayer

Transmigrated into the world of Genshin Impact, Han Feng obtained the [God-Tier Manga Shop System]. As long as he welcomed a certain number of customers, he would receive exclusive rewards. With the help of manga from his past life provided by the system, his shop quickly took Teyvat by storm! Venti: “Ahehe~ When will I finally pull that Foodie Tablecloth? I’m so broke I can’t even afford soup!” Zhongli: “The Ultraman manga from your store is truly fascinating. I’ve already begun constructing an Ultraman statue in Liyue.” Ningguang: “With the Peace Star, my Jade Chamber can finally cover all seven nations!” Klee: “Jix’s bombs are amazing! Blowing up fish is the most fun ever!” Lumine: “Boss, the manga here is so good. I don’t even feel like looking for my brother anymore. What should I do?” ~-------- 65+ advance chapters on Patreon: patreon.com/YonkoSlayer

Because of a five-gold ten-pull in a gacha draw, Jiang Yan’s vision went black—and when he came to, he found himself in *Teyvat, thousands of years in the past, during the age of the **Archon War*. Just as Jiang Yan was despairing that he might never get the chance to be close with his beloved waifus, a *Treasure-Seeking System* descended upon him! As long as he opened a treasure chest in Teyvat, the loot inside would come from countless worlds across the heavens! When Jiang Yan turned his gaze to the rare chest perched upon a nearby cliff, he opened it for the first time—and obtained *Wood Release* from the world of Naruto! And so began Jiang Yan’s days of cultivating the land across Teyvat. Later, he even forged a contract with *Morax, becoming the foremost **Adeptus of Liyue, known as the **Wood Spirit Lord*, and witnessed the rise of Liyue itself. In the eyes of the people of Liyue, he was a gentle, benevolent immortal who cared deeply for the common folk. But in the eyes of the six neighboring nations, he was a bandit, a demon—Liyue’s Grand Steward who would summon colossal Buddhas to plunder their lands at will. > “What do you mean plunder? That’s slander! I—”

A mysterious Hupu Multiverse Rating System appears across worlds, publicly revealing perfect scores and cryptic comments for legendary figures like Otto, Kevin, Aventurine, and Furina. The ratings hint at hidden fates and future tragedies, throwing multiple universes into shock as gods and heroes realize their lives are being judged—and exposed—by unseen observers.

Transported three thousand years into the past, onto the ancient land of Teyvat, Luo Li awakens to a mysterious Immortal Sign-In System. From a fragile mortal who could only cling to life, he slowly becomes a wandering witness of history—his footsteps leaving quiet marks across all seven nations. Lumie (Lumine): “I’ve been exploring various domains lately… A strange number of ancient texts mention someone named Luo Li. Who exactly is he?” Venti: “Him? Luo Li? Ahaha, that’s my good brother—the one who helped me topple the tyrant ruling the Tower of Fierce Winds! Slurp… His wine? I can still taste it to this day!” Zhongli: “Contracts of Liyue stretching back three thousand seven hundred years still hold true. A pity… many old friends have long since departed. Hm? You found him alive? That is… delightful news.” Raiden Ei: “My heart died long ago—ever since my sister and he fell into the Abyss five hundred years prior. Truly, only eternity can stand against the order of heaven.” Lumine: “But… I saw him in Liyue just recently, listening to music with someone named ‘Zhen’.” Raiden Ei: “??? This moment—comes annihilation! (yandere expression)”

In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain an ability that lets you go fifty–fifty with anyone. What would you do with it? Cael says—obviously, you’d live the laid-back life. After all, if you don’t enjoy life in the world of Genshin, what’s the point? And so, whenever people mention Cael, they all end up saying the same thing: “This is the guy who claims he can’t beat anyone?!” He fought Tartaglia (Childe) of the Fatui to a draw. He fought the Raiden Shogun to a draw. Even Morax—Zhongli himself once remarked that if he were to seriously fight Cael, it might just trigger a second Archon War. Meanwhile, the Traveler, Lumine, has this to say: “I’ve never seen him defeat anyone… but I’ve also never seen anyone defeat him.”

One misstep, and Valerius wakes up in the universe of Honkai: Star Rail. No cheats. No broken bloodlines. Just a mysterious Game Arena System with one mission: “Bring entertainment to the masses.” …What kind of nonsense is that?! But Valerius isn’t panicking. Not at all. “You all go ahead and fight your battles. I just provide the battlegrounds... and quietly profit behind the scenes.” And thus begins the era of Interdimensional PvP. Where warriors from Teyvat and the Express are dragged into game after game— Each more absurd than the last. Mafia Night: “Herta, clues are only 3 points each. Final offer—take it or leave it.” Zombie Survival Mode: “Keqing, this is called an RPG. One shot and even the Tyrant will cry for his mom.” Monopoly Gone Wrong: “Ningguang, 1 point per remote-control dice. Asta already bought three~” The result? Two worlds. Total chaos. Kaeya: “Two points for The World! Jing Yuan, what’ve you got?” Jing Yuan: “Hmph… Tail, do your thing.” Svarog: “No evil survives while I stand.” Lord of Qlipoth: “Step away from Clara.” Clara: “Berserker~~!” Sparkle: “Fight! Fiiight! MOAR CHAOS!” Silver Wolf: “Did I wake up in the wrong patch version or what...?” Multiverse war? Check. System hijinks? You bet. Profit-hungry MC playing 4D chess while everyone else fights? Absolutely. When Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail collide in a reality-bending game arena, only one rule remains: Don’t trust the MC. He’s the real final boss.

Reincarnated into the Douluo Continent during the era of The Unrivaled Tang Sect, Cealus originally believed that, with a system in hand, he would soar to the peak of the continent from the very start. Who could have expected that this unreliable system would be erased the moment it activated, vanishing without a trace? Just when he thought the script of his life had been completely torn apart, he discovered that the system had not truly disappeared. Instead, it had sacrificed itself to the Heavenly Dao, leaving behind a legacy imbued with unfathomable authority. With no other options, Cealus reluctantly accepted this inheritance, awakening a time-attribute martial soul—Time Ruler, Istaroth. From that moment onward, the power system of the Douluo Continent began to feel… distorted. While others relied on soul power cultivation, spirit rings, and explosive soul skills, his abilities ignored conventional scaling and instead revolved entirely around temporal mechanics. [Effect Precedes Cause] Anchor a future outcome, lock in the result, then retroactively rewrite the past to ensure it happens. [Time Deletion] Erase the process itself and arrive directly at the predetermined conclusion. [Time Reset] On the brink of death one second, completely restored the next. [Time Phase] Your attack may shake the heavens, but my true body exists at another point along the timeline. If you can, pursue me across time itself. There were no exaggerated soul power ranks, no dramatic ring explosions—yet whenever Cealus smiled and casually raised his hand, even the God-Kings of the Divine Realm felt an inexplicable chill. “This person’s soul skills… they operate on principles beyond the laws of this world.” Cealus, later dubbed the King of Narratives and the So-Called Gentleman Who Lives Off His Wife, merely gazed at the vast starry sky above Douluo and let out a faint chuckle. “Even without a system… I remain invincible.”

Systems, cheats, rebirth as an all-powerful cultivator destined to shake Celestia and rewrite fate itself, yeah, Osha didn’t get any of that. In fact, fate must’ve been asleep the day he was born. Instead of a golden finger, he ended up as an average, powerless human in Inazuma. No Vision. No Delusion. No ancient bloodline waiting to awaken. The only unusual thing about him was the pair of fuzzy cat ears and a tail he had for some inexplicable reason. A blessing? A curse? An aesthetic choice by some random god? Who knows. In his old world, he used to be Haruko, a terminally underpaid 7-Eleven clerk in Japan who worked miserable night shifts and argued with old men about expired rice balls. His life was already a comedy of errors, but it reached peak absurdity the day he was chased by a sentient-possibly vengeful, truck. Instead of simply flattening him, the truck pursued him down the street like something out of a horror movie. In a desperate attempt to escape, Haruko dove into an open manhole, where fate finally claimed him. And so, reborn in Teyvat, Osha’s legendarily unlucky saga began. First, his own mother sold him. No hesitation. Then the ronin who raided the caravan he was in decided to sell him too. After that, he was sold again, this time to a Marchioness in Fontaine, who traded him to the House of the Hearth for a Delusion. If there were a Hall of Fame for Unlucky Souls, Osha would probably have his own wing. But hey, at least he didn’t have to go to college anymore. And honestly? That’s gotta count for something, right? ---- lots of horses in this ff. Heh, Roach.

Have you ever imagined traveling to the world of Teyvat, drinking with Venti, admiring the beauty of Liyue with Zhongli, sharing desserts with Ying, and laughing and crying with your favorite characters? Have you ever dreamed of using modern technology to reach the pinnacle of life in Teyvat, becoming a respected figure and initiating a technological revolution in the world of Teyvat? Have you ever imagined farming in the peaceful and free Mondstadt, doing business in the bustling and prosperous Liyue, exploring the perilous Inazuma, picking mushrooms with the little grass god in the dense rainforest of Sumeru, and treating Fou to delicious little cakes in the café of Fontaine? The world of Teyvat is full of so much beauty and regret, hiding countless stories of joy and sorrow, making us laugh, cry, get angry and feel sad even when we are outside the screen. Behind those seemingly beautiful stories lies hidden sorrow. As a Genshin Impact player wielding the Stardew Valley farming system, how can Lu Ming avert those seemingly inevitable tragedies? ...

Cavalry charging in? Send Barbara with her “Sky AK.” Backline under attack? Buffs are over. Time for close combat. Enemy too strong? Noelle will show them what a berserk knight looks like. A frost monster with absurd durability? Upgrade Klee’s bouncing bombs to their “adult version.” A high-tier demon? The Empress will teach them how Liyue declares war. Cult brainwashing? Seele Vollerei makes sure everyone can afford bread. Swarm invasion? Firefly initiates a scorched-earth protocol. Allies stared in disbelief. “Why does this healer look like a walking Christmas tree?” Celeste: “It’s not my fault. The system gave me too much…” System: “Social Embarrassment Points +2333. Keep it up, host.” Celeste: “Keep it up my ass. At this rate, I might as well debut as an idol—‘Socially Insane Girls.’”