When we finished dinner at 8:06 PM according to the wall clock, Temari praised, "Haah! Like I thought... your cooking is also very delicious."
"Yes, ma'am. Aqua-kun is a good hero and a chief chef too!" a man said.
Then I asked, "Are you three triplets? You three look the same."
They looked at each other, and then one of them said, "I'm Agent 'E', and that is my name as well."
Another one said, "I'm Agent 'DE'."
The next one said, "I'm Agent 'ET'."
Then, I couldn't bear to hold in my laughter anymore, so I laughed out loud—"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA!"
So they asked the reason behind my laughter, and I replied, "If we merge your names side by side, it turns into—'E' + 'DE' + 'ET' = IDIOT! OMH!"
Then Temari also tried to stop her laughter.
The 'Idiots' turned ashamed.
Agent 'E' asked, taking aside the comedy—"But why did you say OMH? Is it 'Oh My Hero'?"
Then I replied, "No, it's OH. MY. HAREM."
"Oh my! Harem fan is the Z-rank hero!" Temari remarked.
Being smiling, DE agent put his hand on the table. A sound should have come because of his clumsiness, and it came, but not naturally—BOOOOM!!
The five of us were shocked.
Then DE said, "N-No! I don't know how this happened, and why didn't this table and house break according to the DB of the Boom?" (DB = Decibel)
Suddenly, someone burst into the room without tapping the calling bell or knocking.
Seeing the person who was sucking and releasing heavy breaths while sweating, I clamored, "Rose, you?!"
It was Rose, one of my girlfriends, who was actually Tsukiko the MILF.
She said, "Aqua... hah... hah... th-there is a villain attack near this prefecture... W-we have to escape from here. The police informed us to evacuate as soon as possible. It's a Z-rank threat."
Then my other companions instantly sprang up and shouted, "Aqua! Let's go!"
I had a question in mind, so I asked—"But a 'Z-rank'?"
"There are also villain ranks, you know. The threat level starts from 'D', then 'C', 'B', 'A', and the highest threat level is 'Z' rank. There is a chance that the villain would be more powerful than the achieved Z-rank hero, but you're a newbie who became a Z-rank hero by fate. We have no time, let's go!"
I also stood up but said with a relaxed tone—"Eh...? Recently I've beaten a 'C-rank' hero, and now the big villain also came! What the heck do they think? I want to take a rest and want to watch HAREM Anime!"
I found surprise and dismay in Temari's eyes. I thought that I had done something wrong by saying such things in this perhaps terrible moment. So I tried to do something—"So—"
But suddenly, she caught my t-shirt's collar. I thought she was going to slap me or something else, but unexpectedly she... KISSED ME!!!
Looking at that, the confused Rose and the 'IDIOT' bodyguards blushed with round eyes and widely opened mouths.
After a few seconds, she released me and said, "It's your advance payment. You wanted to marry me, so if... you are able to beat the villain, then... I promise I'll marry you."
I was surprised for a while, then I replied—"Then... the VILLAIN is gonna see hell!"
On the other hand, Rose was constantly questioning—"What the hell?! Aqua is a 'Z-rank' hero!? He wanted to marry the 'Z-rank' hero publisher!? They will marry?!"
And the bodyguards were in silent mode with open mouths.
I said, "Let's gooo—"
But suddenly, Zandran announced from my Z-hero watch—"Z. A new power unlocked—'HAREM God'! Fuel filled to 20%. I've already made the suit according to your type and sense; you can use it also with your 'Hero King' costume."
I was surprised. "Whaat?! New power?"
Then Zandran replied, "Yes, it's not fully new. It's your own power which needs fuel, but these days there is no source of fuel. However, today someone—Lady Temari—filled 20% of the fuel need."
"What?! It means a kiss is the fuel?! Wow!" I wailed.
But Rose and my other companions, including Temari, got nosebleeds because of this kind of power activation.
I said, "Let's go, Temari-san. I have to collect my new costume."
"Yeah, let's go," they agreed, and then before we left, Rose said, "I want to go with you too!"
We paused, then Temari said, "Okay, you'll stay with us in the car."
"Hmph!"
Then we rushed to the Z.H.T. On the way, I found my neighbors already evacuated; they had gloomy expressions on their faces.
I thought, Hmm... maybe they are sad about abandoning their houses made by their hard-earned money. Eh? What am I thinking? I have to focus on boobs and have to finish this chaos.
We reached Z.H.T. On the way, we had seen firelight and smoke from afar.
Rose was excited because it was her first time entering Z.H.T. No normal civilians were allowed to go into Z.H.T. without any permission.
I entered the clothing room and came out wearing my new costume—"Wow! It's really awesome!" I praised.
But I saw a gloomy expression on my friends' faces. My hair was half-pink and half-white. One eye was also white on the side of the pink hair, and the other eye was pink on the side of the white hair. I wore a blue coat with a golden design on it, without sleeves. The shirt was white, with a black tie that had one pink stripe on it. I had pink trousers with a white belt and an 'H' sign on the belt. One shoe was pink and the other one was white with a cool design. Two swords were hanging from both sides of my waist—one was black + white and the other one was pink + black in color.
Rose raised her thumb and said—"Maybe... Awesome!"
"Heh, let's gooo!"
-To Be Continued...