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Naruto: Don't Count Me In

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If you're looking for a protagonist who struggles, suffers, and earns every power-up through pain — wrong story, keep scrolling. Meian was born with Kage-level chakra, a mind that permanently locks every jutsu after a single glance, and one simple goal — to be left alone. The village has other plans. Tsunade hands him the entire Senju archive like it's nothing. Kakashi can't shake the feeling something is off. Powerful women keep finding reasons to stand a little closer than necessary. He didn't ask for any of it. He's just built different. Don't count him in — he'll still end up carrying everyone anyway. Easy to read. Hard to put down. Zero suffering required.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Breathing Exercises and Ramen Encounters

The Konoha training grounds sprawled beneath the afternoon sun, filled with the clash of practice weapons and the sharp reports of jutsu training. Meian stood at the periphery, motionless, watching.

This had become ritual. Every day, from dawn until the last shinobi departed with the fading light, he observed. Studied. Catalogued.

As the sun dipped toward the horizon, painting the sky amber and gold, Meian rose to his feet. A faint smile crossed his lips.

"Fire Style: Great Fireball Technique," he murmured to himself, flexing his small hands. "Not the Uchiha method—too refined, too demanding. But this version..." He glanced at his six-year-old frame. "This will do. This will do perfectly."

He began walking home through Konoha's winding streets, his mind already racing ahead.

One reading. That's all it takes. He'd systematized his ability long ago—a single glance at a jutsu scroll, and the knowledge locked into place like a key turning in a lock. The library was practically a gift. Every basic ninjutsu text, devoured. Analyzed. Integrated.

The physical improvement was undeniable too. Each day brought measurable progress—faster reflexes, deeper reserves of chakra, a resilience that shouldn't exist in a body this young. His unique physiology was working exactly as he'd hoped.

"Getting stronger," he whispered, watching his hands. Even the short walk had accelerated his growth. He could feel it, tangible as breath.

The scent of broth and noodles pulled his attention forward. Ichiraku Ramen stood ahead, its lantern glowing warm against the gathering dusk. Through the counter window, Meian spotted two figures: Kakashi Hatake, his silver hair unmistakable, and Might Guy beside him, laughing at something.

Meian's steps faltered for just a moment. ANBU. Both of them. Kakashi especially—one of the village's most dangerous shinobi, despite his youth.

He entered anyway.

"Welcome!" Teuchi called from behind the counter, his weathered face breaking into a smile.

"A bowl of pork ramen, please," Meian said, settling onto a stool. He chose a seat two down from Kakashi, close enough to seem natural, far enough to avoid seeming intrusive.

Kakashi's eye flicked toward him—a brief, assessing glance. Something flickered across the Copy Ninja's face. Unease, perhaps. Curiosity. His hand stilled on his ramen bowl for just a fraction of a second before he resumed eating.

Guy, however, followed Kakashi's gaze directly. His expression shifted from amusement to something more critical. "Kakashi, you seem fascinated by this brat."

The words stung slightly—not from offense, but from the attention they'd drawn. Meian turned his head slowly, meeting both sets of eyes without flinching. His gaze was steady, unremarkable. A child's curiosity, nothing more.

Kakashi's expression softened fractionally. "Sorry," he said, the apology directed as much at Meian as at Guy.

Meian nodded once and turned back to watch Teuchi prepare his bowl.

"Just try not to say things like that out loud," Kakashi muttered to Guy, his tone wry.

Guy grinned sheepishly, the moment already fading from his mind.

Meian focused entirely on the ramen master's movements. The way he stoked the flame. The precise angle of his knife. Every mundane gesture carried information for someone patient enough to extract it.

Minutes passed. Guy and Kakashi finished their meals, both moving with the fluid grace of elite shinobi. Then something shifted—a subtle tension in their posture, a kind of alert readiness that spoke of received orders.

Kakashi left payment on the counter. "Thanks, Teuchi."

They stood in unison.

"Body Flicker Technique," Meian thought, recognizing the telltale shimmer of their departure—a burst of speed that left only swirling leaves in their wake.

The ramen shop fell quiet. Meian ate methodically, savoring each bite while his mind catalogued yet another technique locked away in his ever-expanding arsenal.

Outside, on a tree branch overlooking the shop's entrance, Kakashi and Guy paused.

"You suspect that kid?" Guy asked, his tone uncharacteristically serious.

Kakashi shook his head slowly, his visible eye narrowed in thought. "No. But something about him..." He trailed off, searching for words that wouldn't come. "I can't explain it. There's just something odd."

Guy shrugged. "He looks average. Not from any major clan that I recognize. Probably just another kid trying to stay out of trouble."

Kakashi said nothing, but his eye lingered on the ramen shop's entrance for another long moment before they vanished into the village's rooftops.

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Inside, Meian finished his bowl, paid, and stepped back out into the cooling evening air.

That was close. He allowed himself a breath of relief once he'd turned the corner. Too close. Kakashi isn't someone you can fool indefinitely. His instincts are... exceptional.

The mental note was clear: Avoid prolonged proximity to the Copy Ninja. Don't become a pattern. Don't become memorable.

Back home, Meian washed the grime of training from his skin and collapsed onto his sleeping mat. For once, he didn't push his body through meditation or breathing exercises. Tonight, he simply rested.

His chakra reserves had climbed to near-Chunin levels—a fact that would've been extraordinary for most six-year-olds, if anyone had been measuring. Here, in Konoha, it would draw exactly the kind of attention he couldn't afford.

Better to sleep. Better to consolidate. Better to grow in silence.

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Morning arrived with the cry of birds and the distant sounds of the village waking.

The Academy.

Meian slipped into his classroom seat just as the morning bell rang. His desk sat near the back, positioned perfectly for observation without participation.

Around him, the usual chaos unfolded like clockwork:

Naruto Uzumaki was making a spectacle of himself, launching insults at Sasuke Uchiha across the room. Ino Yamanaka and Sakura Haruno were in their usual state of swooning—eyes fixed on Sasuke with the intensity of shinobi on a life-or-death mission. Hinata Hyūga kept stealing glances at Naruto when she thought no one was looking, her face flushed crimson. Shikamaru Nara was already slumped over his desk, somehow asleep despite the noise. Chōji Akimichi was consuming rice crackers with the dedication of a man at a feast.

Meian was neither here nor there—a background figure. Middling grades. Adequate skills. Forgettable.

Exactly as intended.

Iruka Umino swept into the classroom, his presence immediately commanding attention. The instructor's smile was warm but carried an undercurrent of authority. "Today, we conduct the first midterm examination."

Naruto shot to his feet like a launching rocket. "Mr. Iruka, what's a midterm exam?!"

Iruka's eye twitched. Once. Twice. "Naruto. Sit. Down."

The blond student obeyed, though his legs bounced with barely contained energy.

Iruka collected himself, then proceeded with practiced patience. "A midterm exam assesses your progress halfway through the semester. We'll evaluate your taijutsu, shuriken throwing accuracy, and—" he paused for effect, "—a practical examination."

The room erupted. Excited whispers rippled through the seats. Students glanced at one another with newfound intensity.

"A practical exam?" Someone ventured.

Sakura's hand shot up, her eyes already gleaming. "Is Sasuke-kun going to fight?"

Sasuke Uchiha sat motionless, chin raised slightly—the portrait of aristocratic indifference. He was objectively the strongest student in the Academy. Everyone knew it. Including himself.

Naruto's fists clenched so hard his knuckles whitened. His glare could've burned holes through Sasuke's desk. "This is it," he declared, his voice carrying across the entire classroom. "This is my chance! I'll beat you in front of everyone, and then Sakura will finally see—she'll finally understand—"

Meian tuned out the rest, already cataloguing the power dynamics playing out before him. Sasuke's confidence wasn't arrogance; it was earned. Naruto's determination was real, but misdirected—burning with passion but lacking the refinement that would actually matter.

And Meian?

Meian would finish exactly in the middle. Unremarkable. Safe. Invisible.

The examination would be his first real test in this new life. Not to excel—never that—but to observe, to gather data, to understand the baseline expectations for Academy students.

He settled back into his seat and waited for Iruka to distribute the practical exam details.

Somewhere in the village, Kakashi was likely on another ANBU assignment. Guy was probably conducting training drills. Neither of them would think of the average child who'd shared their ramen shop the evening before.

Meian preferred it that way.

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