If the gods had a split-screen, this is where they'd need all five panels because the universe was running five parallel shitstorms and none of them had gone to commercial.
FIRST SCREEN: So You Think You Can Mage
A sandwich-eating ex-con-turned Master Mage who, it turns out, just needed someone to believe in him before he could believe in himself. Tonight's episode: saving a keep one confiscated black-market feather at a time.
SECOND SCREEN: The Apprentice
Beta Boy and Door Kid, sitting in the council chamber among the Lunaris wolves who'd arrived earlier that day with the Alpha. Beta Boy was freshly informed in passing that he was auditioning for a Gamma seat by the Alpha. Will Beta Boy get a "You're Fired" from the Alpha or will he rise to it?
THIRD SCREEN: Say Yes to the Arrest
