Essence of Anomaly
By drinking this distorted liquid that seems to emit bright black light, you gain the following powers
•You gain an anomalous pool of power permanently linked to your very being.
You can shape it, giving you, or an object, place etc. anomalous properties. These start as fairly small. In your hands, a toothbrush might erase all nonliving matter touching it's bristles, a pencil sharpener might keep thinning the point past what is physically possible, you could change your biology or warp reality in minor ways. This reservoir fills when expended, and can be recalled back to you, removing the anomalous properties.
•The more it is used, the more anomalous the effects, and just living with it all slowly increase the pool of anomalous power you possess. Become a living idea, wear someone's identity while changing nothing else, become a being of non-existence or a powerful type of green reality bender and more.
•Your mind and being will find these changes as easy as breathing, since this power is linked to you on all levels. You will not lose yourself by changing into a for so alien it would break the human mind.
•Eventually, with much practice, training and time, you can equal any SCP in the SCP:wiki, and even surpass them, reaching the pinnacle of what is possible from the anomalous.