"Honestly! Everyone brings way too many things that have nothing to do with school!"
"Well, I understand how you feel... Miko-chan, let's just take a look first, shall we?"
"Okay, then I'll take this..."
"Miko-chan, you can't keep flipping through the naughty pages like you did before, okay?"
"I-I didn't do anything like that!"
"Yeah, that's right. Shall we begin?"
"I didn't do it."
As the sound of pages being turned began to fill the room...
"..."
(Recent shojo manga are pretty extreme, aren't they? Speaking of which, Miko-chan...)
"Hmm..." *stares*
"Miko, what's wrong? Did you read another erotic manga?"
"No, there isn't! Well, I was reading this article..."
"Hmm..."
"Wow, that's a really stupid title..."
"Yeah, well... so, this diagnosis thing is a bit..."
"Um?"
1. Men who are nice to women are womanizers!
2. A man who is always with a woman is a womanizer!
3. A man who readily agrees to a woman's requests is a womanizer!
4. Guys who wear boxer shorts are sluts!
5. Guys who have more female friends than male friends are womanizers!
"...That's incredibly biased and prejudiced. There's no way anyone would believe that..."
"What if Ishigami was a womanizer...?"
"He's there. But Ishigami isn't that kind of guy, is he? He's only a middle schooler, after all."
"Ugh... I know that, but it's bothering me..."
"Well, should we go and check? I don't think Ishigami's back yet..."
"Okay, for now, let's investigate while hiding so we don't get caught?"
"Yes, yes."
Verification 1: Men who are nice to women are womanizers!
"...Ishigami is actually quite kind, you know?"
"Yeah, I know."
"Y-Yarichi..."
"That's not true, that's an extreme level of prejudice."
Verification 2: Men who are always with women are womanizers!
"Ishigami seems to spend a lot of time with us."
"Y-Yarichi..."
"No, that's not it... So, let's just say it's a girl other than us?"
"Now that you mention it... I don't think I've seen that very often!"
"That's great, Miko-chan."
...…
"Ishigami, hey there. Heading home now?"
"Oh, Onodera. Well, I have a favor to ask..."
"Oh really? What kind?"
"Ohtomo asked me to help him with his assignment..."
"Otomo-san... live strongly." *pat*
"What's with that pitying look?"
...…
"Koba-chan! I-Ishigami is with a girl!"
"..." *mutter*
"Koba-chan?"
"...Well, I guess that happens sometimes."
Verification 3: Men who readily agree to women's requests are womanizers!
"Sorry, Ishigami-kun, for making you help me with my homework."
"Don't worry about it."
...…
"Aaaah! Koba-chan, you've cleared it three times in a row!"
"What terrible timing, especially today..."
Verification #4: Men who wear boxer shorts are womanizers!
"...Miko-chan, do you want to hear it?"
"Wh-what should I do... Maybe I should wait for them to fall like in a cartoon...?"
"I think you should definitely stop."
"Hmm? Are you both finished with your committee meetings?"
"Oh, yeah. Good work, Ishigami."
"Hey, good work."
"Hey, Ishigami..."
"yeah?"
"What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?"
""
(Miko-chan! That just makes you a pervert!)
"teeth?"
"I'm sorry, Miko-chan is going through puberty..."
The Great Buddha acted out of self-preservation.
"Well, it is Iino after all..."
"Stop trying to convince yourself like that!"
"So, what's the reason?"
"It seems like Miko-chan read this and became interested in it..."
"Hmm?" *flips page*
"..."
"..." *heart pounding*
"I see..."
(Any guy wearing boxer shorts is a player, he's saying the same thing I used to say... The person who wrote this article is definitely a virgin.)
"So, what's the deal?"
"So... Iino was curious whether I was a womanizer or not..."
"Yes...that's right! Top-performing students are expected to behave in a way that sets an example for other students! So investigating Ishigami is directly related to the prestige of Shuchiin Academy!"
"...or so I hear?"
(Miko-chan... that's a pretty good excuse for something you came up with on the spur of the moment.)
"I think this is going a bit too far with the prejudice..."
"It's all to make Miko-chan happy...right?"
"...They're boxer shorts."
"Huh?! That's four times in a row, Koba-chan..."
"Well, I think the last one will be fine..."
"..."
(What kind of situation is it where you tell a girl what kind of underwear you're wearing...?)
Verification 5: Men with more female friends than male friends are womanizers!
"Ishigami, let me see your phone!"
"Well... that's a violation of privacy."
"Okay, then just tell me how many female friends and male friends you have?"
"Um, my female friends are... Otomo, Daibutsu, Iino, Ryuju-senpai, and Onodera, so there are five of them."
"W-well, then what about the boys?"
"Just a rough estimate is fine."
(Well, Ishigami was in the track and field club, so there's no way he wouldn't be there... that can't be.)
"...not present."
That happened.
"What?! But you were in the track and field club?!"
"Well, that's true, but...it didn't go as far as exchanging contact information. When we meet, we just say hello, but that's about it...I don't think they dislike me, though."
"Oh, sorry about that..."
"Miko-chan, let's support Ishigami for you, shall we?"
"Yeah... that's right!"
"Do not pity them."