"HaH—HaH—Hhhh—Kshhhhh This feels… Hhhh—Kshhhhh so—HaH weird…"
[HaH—HaH—Hhhh—Kshhhhh You like HaH—HaH—Hhhh—Kshhhhh the feeling HaH—HaH—Hhhh—Kshhhhh do you HaH—HaH—Hhhh—Kshhhhh not?]
[… Fuck it, I wanna try this shit too]
Yep that's me , You're probably wondering how I got in this situation… We gotta go back to a few weeks ago…
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Thumbs up by me
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—A few weeks later—Shiraori—Raja Ampat, Indonesia
Under a rather huge parasol, one could see an albino girl, wearing a white bikini possibly made with her own threads, beside her was an anomaly and a miniaturized version of your typical western dragon red in color.
"Nai Wa~" Honestly I felt too lazy to go to the beach, but Alena insisted… Never miss with Alena, quite literally nobody tries to and for good reason, well except that noisy boy named Gavin…
Nod Nod
Gray Reaper nodded beside me, its golden eyes swaying slightly as it bopped its head up and down, Ddraig was also nodding as he after all a rather… common victim.
[Please… don't remind me of those times…] His voice with a slight tinge of unpleasantness, remembering the times he became a victim of Alena's signature Domain Expansion : ASIAN MOTHER ETERNAL FILIAL WRATH
"Shiro can you help me apply some sunscreen—?" Firefly asked, she was wearing a white and pastel bikini. Her skin was glossing from the sunlight, her figure alluring to anyone that would've seen her.
Fortunately or unfortunately The Pillar of Deviation, Lord of Mysteries Klein Moretti used his authority of Fool and Error, made no one notice anything amiss from us, thus in their eyes we were just ordinary people.
"Done."
"Thank you…" She said as she did a quick bow before leaving me and going to Mahiru and Hu Tao , though my eyes were closed I could still see in a 360 degree angle seeing everything.
On my right, I could see Klein, Aldric, Cael and Amane who were seemingly in deep conversation, with Arrodes in his butler form, serving them iced tea, like a set of gentlemen holding a conversation.
As I pondered whether or not I should eavesdrop them I remembered , Klein would probably censor it if I tried so I should at least ask for his approval, without much thought I summoned a small spider before teleporting it near Klein's shoulder
It wasn't intercepted, meaning he allowed it and the words coming from their conversation were not… what I expected…
—Klein Moretti
Hmmm? My thoughts went for a while as I could feel a small portal before using a worm, saw Shiraori placed a small spider near me, Arrodes didn't notice a thing, so did Amane and Aldric? Honestly I think I'll let it slide this time
"I don't know…" Amane said as he looked at Aldric, like a kid asking his father for advice, Aldric only gave a slight chuckle before looking at him, his voice still as calm as ever
"She's your girlfriend and future wife is she not? You should get used to seeing her like this, now go help your girlfriend apply sunscreen" He said as he sipped his osmanthus wine?
"You'll get used to it" Cael said as he gave Amane a small wink
"Thank you for your advice" he said before he left as there was only me and Aldric at the small table
"More tea Great Master?" Arrodes asked in his butler form without much thought my answer remains the same "Sure"
Pourrrrrrrr
Sipppp
"Does it suit your taste, Great Master?"
"It doe—"
"Aldric~" Alena's voice echoed with a rather obvious allure as Aldric looked at her wife, wearing what Arknight fans would know as one of her official skin, "Coral Coast "Silent Night" skin" , basically a black bikini if you will.
As a gentlemen myself I instantly left them without forgetting about Arrodes and Cael of course, appearing right beside Shiraori, as she looked at me and I looked at her a tacit understand was acquired as her spider clone had already disappeared
Cael Lucian, Gray Reaper and Ddraig had also feigned ignorance, after all It's better to keep some details private for the 2 married couples…
"Amane Amane… I wanna do it like them too…" Shiina Mahiru's voice could be heard in a silent but excited whisper, wearing a white bikini, similar to the version could see from the light novel / manga / anime
[Ah youth…] The Welsh dragon said with a reminiscent tone like remembering the past,
[ You know, my past host Issei Hyoudou was an extreme pervert, unlike Gavin who had The Family to restrain him, Issei was—Well he was a great partner though ]
"I see. You seem to cherish him a lot do you not?"
[Of course] His small figure giving a proud smile, his eyes closed as his reminisce more of the past
"I brought some watermelon everyoneeee" Kim's voice appeared as she brought a whole plate of sliced watermelon, as everyone picked one up, with the exception of the Grey Reaper of course
It felt cold to the touch like it was encased with ice right before hand, I had to bend slightly as she was very short, maybe around 140cm, she was wearing a traditional Indonesian one piece dress with motifs similar to what people call 'Batik'
"Thank you very much," Arrodes said in her female form as she grabbed one before taking a bite, her eyes seemed to glisten as she looked at me and said.
"Great Master, Great Master, The Watermelon tastes great!" Arrodes said as her eyes sparkled and she did a little bounce, I only gave a slight smirk before also taking a bite of my watermelon
"Itadakimasu…" Shiraori said as she also took a bite, while her face remained the same she couldn't hide her shock, as the golden flame in Grey Reaper's eyes and heart glowed brighter showing a huge amount of emotions were generated.
[It tastes refreshing indeed.] As Ddraig was chewing through it by placing it on the table and biting it slowly, it looked cute as he was very small, but one has to remember who he originally was.
"It's surprisingly fresh" Cael murmured
"Hey Klein, can you help make sure my connection stays stable so I can push my rank???" Gavin asked me as he was seated there… with a Gaming PC setup so, as I usually do
Snap
"Thanks" he said before running back to his PC setup and obviously ready to spam rank, it was a funny look, He was just wearing swimming shorts and here he is just playing…
Both Amane and Aldric were too, with the exception of me of course, since my true body is a convergence of many worms. I was still wearing my usual clothes, A black Trench coat with a formal suit and a white shirt underneath.
On the other hand…
The sound of a keyboard warrior typing could be heard as to my side, Bronya Zaychik was typing furiously in her laptop, Oh whenever I looked at her I remember the days as a corporate slave… Though she is a CEO and it did not seem better.
Her eyes showed slight wear, to be exact she looked like she hadn't slept for a while, wearing a rather revealing black bikini paired with a scarf with HOMU patterns tied to her waist, her eyes were scanning the laptop at lightning speed…
Good luck… I said internally before shifting my focus on the other couple… specifically Mahiru and Amane as they both were playing near the sea, while Firefly went for a quick swimming session.
"Woah you're so fit Firefly!!!" Mahiru's voice could be heard
"Thankssss" That girl was somehow still capable of shouting even while swimming… Does she not run out of breath? On the other hand…
"HOW DA HELL DID YOU DIE MORE TIMES THAN THE ROUND EXIST? WE'VE PLAYED 12 ROUNDS AND YOU HAVE 13 DEATHS HOW?!?!?! THE MATH ISN'T MATHING"
The rage coming from that guy was rather extreme… I wonder why?
"EINSTEIN DIDN'T DIE SO YOU CAN DISCOMBOBULATE HIS THEORIES WITH YOUR POOR PERFORMANCE, YOU'RE NOT ENTRY FRAGGING YOUR A WALKING ULT ORB, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAGE"
Sage-? Ah it was that game called Valorant that Gavin likes to play, I'm certain Sage was an 'Agent' or 'Operator' was it?
"YOU [Warning the words have been censored due to the pure profanity it has that the author has decided that he doesn't wanna die today]"
"…" The urge to scream Leodero in me is really starting to emerge…
"ICE CREAM ICE CREAM BUY 1 GET FREE MADE BY THE ONE AND ONLY 77TH WANSHENG FUNERAL PARLOR HU TAOO, YOU'LL ALSO GET A DISCOUNT IN YOUR DEATH"
"… Great Master, is she sane-?"
"I don't know."
"Klein" The voice of an aged man could be heard, without the need to turn my body I recognized that voice from anywhere, Cael Lucian, he looked slightly worried, I could use Error to steal his thoughts, but I respect him enough not to
"What is it?"
"Have you seen where my wife went? When I asked the system it literally said, They were having a little 'fun'"
Twitch
"Did your eyebrows just twitched-?"
"Just your imagination…" It was obviously not
"… I just asked the system and it said yes."
"…"
"…" Awkward silence for a while before Cael's eyebrow twitched as well, it was obvious why.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEIR HAVING FUN IN THE MARIANA TRENCH???" He said with a shout, thankfully using Fool and Error I made sure the sound never travelled through anyone's ears except Arrodes of course
Ah… Kiana's gonna kill me—At that moment Cael looked at Klein and had a thought. [This man looks like that one IShowSpeed meme who looked resigned to destiny…]
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"This is nice~"
"I know right" said the pink haired girl with an obvious halo, her wings looked like they were wall clipping through the sand, she was enjoying the sun, on the other hand beside her was Nicole who was also just chilling.
"I am curious though Nicole,"
"Yeah?"
"About Gaby"
"Uh…"
Note : A Slight clarification but Gaby and Kiana (Gxa7yh) share the same account and in a way share the same memories thus they use the same account.