"Master Bane, Master Bane, when are you going to have the best luck in the clan?"
In Furnace Castle, several young Dwarves circled around Bane Furnace, asking him the same question.
Usually, Bane would put on a serious face and say, "What do you mean? I've always had the best luck in the clan."
Then the children would burst out laughing and make up all sorts of rhymes to tease the old Dwarf.
Bane would then pretend to get angry, threatening to chase the little rascals away.
He'd mutter strange things under his breath like, "Isn't failing to get anything after 3,000 pulls its own kind of good luck?" and "I don't get drops so I can balance out the probability. That makes it easier for everyone else."
The more flustered he acted, the happier the young Dwarves were.
Of course, Bane really was angry, but he had to make it look like he was *pretending* to be angry.
That way, the other clan members would think he wasn't actually angry, just teasing the children.
