Chapter 64: I Wish I Could Live Inside a JK's Skirt
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Preparing a proper dinner for so many people at this point was impossible, so Kihara had no choice but to bring out the ultimate emergency food — instant noodles. The girls ended up having a simple noodle dinner together.
Ryuu sat at the table with her head lowered in guilt. Kihara casually remarked, "If you want to apologize, you'll have to expose your chest. But if you don't need to apologize while eating noodles, I'll forgive you anyway." This successfully made the conservative elf obediently pick up her chopsticks.
Afterward, Kihara explained to everyone that they could now use their phones to contact each other within Pelican Town. He didn't plan to actually leave website development to Shinjo Akane — specialization was important, and bringing in professionals from other worlds later would clearly be the safer solution.
After the meal, Tatsumaki stuck to Kihara like glue. Her unusually clingy behavior, which completely contradicted her usual tsundere personality, left the others clicking their tongues in amazement.
"Is this the confidence that comes after becoming a big-breasted stat monster?"
"I think it's more like the inflated ego after suddenly going from flat to massive."
Minami Yume measured Tatsumaki's chest with her eyes, then compared it to her own by holding her hands in front of her chest. She shook her head in awe. "I feel like she's at least a G-cup now… That's honestly scary."
"Hehehe… Kihara~ Tonight, you belong to me!"
"Yes, yes, this is the winner's reward."
"I love you!"
"Oh… oh…"
Being confessed to so directly by Tatsumaki actually made Kihara feel a little awkward. A tsundere who suddenly dropped all the "tsun" and kept only the "dere" — she couldn't have drunk some "no more tsundere" potion that eliminated all her tsundere factors, right?
"Wait… potion… Tatsumaki, did you go see Yagokoro Eirin?"
"That's right! You're so smart! Here's your reward~"
Tatsumaki kissed him without another word.
While kissing her, Kihara wondered how long this "dere-only" state would last. If she didn't return to normal by tomorrow, he might need to visit Eientei and ask the great doctor for help.
A dere-only girlfriend was indeed nice, but he still preferred the original Tatsumaki.
The contrast between what her mouth said and what her body honestly did was the most irresistible part!
Lili walked over to Hestia, who looked completely burned out and covered in gray ash. She asked worriedly, "Lady Hestia, are you okay?"
"I-I'm fine… I just saw some things with my own eyes. It's nothing serious."
"Really? But you don't look fine at all…"
"Don't worry, Lili-chan. Tomorrow… I'll be fine."
With those words, Hestia shuffled away like a zombie, head and shoulders drooping, and headed into Kihara's bedroom.
The girls chatted for a while longer before heading back to their own homes.
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The next morning, Kihara was woken up by Tatsumaki's scream. She was pressing her small hands against her now-flat chest inside the loose dress, muttering in despair, "It's gone… My huge chest is gone…"
"It's okay…"
Kihara's eyes filled with hot tears as he gently pulled her into his arms. "Whether they're big or small, I like them all the same!"
[I can clearly feel how ridiculously happy you are right now… So you really do prefer flat chests after all… My Master.]
Shinobu's excited teasing carried a hint of disdain. She hugged a chibi Kihara plushie (who knows where she got it from) and rolled around laughing on the sofa.
The memory of last night — when she had pinned Kihara down in the living room and turned into a pile driver — rushed back into Tatsumaki's mind in the most intense way possible. Her face burned like fire as she covered it and let out an extremely embarrassed wail, "I refuse to acknowledge that yesterday's me was meeeeeee!!!!"
Telekinesis wrapped around her and shot her out of the house like a streak of light.
"Ugh… so noisy… What happened?"
Hestia rubbed her sleepy eyes. Kihara's loose white shirt was haphazardly draped over her body, buttons completely misaligned. She stepped down the wooden stairs barefoot with soft "creak" sounds.
Seeing Kihara sitting shirtless on the sofa, her previously drowsy brain instantly woke up. She took a running start of two or three steps and leaped straight into his arms.
"Darling~"
Thud!
The two of them fell over in an embrace. Hestia clamped Kihara's head tightly between her hands and puckered her soft, pink lips.
Chuu~ Mmm~ Chuu~ Mwah~
Her intense love and unique delicate fragrance ignited the morning air like a blazing fire, quickly heating up the atmosphere.
Ryuu quietly entered the house, intending to be the first to greet Kihara good morning. The moment she stepped inside, she saw Hestia and Kihara engaged in a deep kiss. The shocking scene made her wonder if she was hallucinating.
Yesterday it was Tatsumaki… today it's Hestia… Everyone is so proactive in this area… Maybe I should make some changes too?
The words "If you don't take the initiative, Kihara will just stay still with you" hit Ryuu like a bolt from the blue. It was an undeniable fact she couldn't ignore.
Ever since her first kiss had been taken by Kihara, their private moments had only been light and brief. For an easily satisfied elf like her, that alone was already happiness, so she had never planned to go further.
Moreover, she still couldn't avoid her brain going completely blank and turning into a useless "ah ba ah ba" failure spirit whenever things got intimate with Kihara. Ryuu sometimes felt powerless — the harder she tried to overcome it, the worse the situation seemed to become.
When facing difficulties, seeking advice from others was the most reliable method. Ryuu immediately thought of the cheerful and lively Shinjo Akane. She quietly retreated two steps and left the living room to go find her.
Before leaving, she couldn't resist taking one more look inside. What she saw made her shiver — Lili had transformed into Hestia's appearance and was bouncing over to join them. Ryuu quietly fled in shock.
You city people from Orario really know how to play!!
Yesterday Kihara had given phones to all the girls who didn't have one. Using this convenient communication tool, Ryuu quickly found the JK trio sitting under an outdoor umbrella eating cake.
"Eating something so sweet this early in the morning?"
"Can't be helped."
Shinjo Akane shook her phone. "Lili sent a group message saying the three of them are out for a morning run, so we can only have some cake for breakfast."
"Morning run?"
"Almost forgot you're from another world and don't understand these memes. Sit down first!"
After sitting, Minami Yume leaned close to Ryuu's ear with a suppressed smile and whispered a few words. Ryuu's fair face instantly flushed red. "S-So that's what it means!?"
"Alright, explanation over. Now it's consultation time!"
Shinjo Akane rested her elbows on the table in a classic Commander Ikari pose. "Ryuu-san, I heard you really want to make progress but don't know how. Is that right?"
"Y-Yes…"
"May I ask why you came to us for advice?"
"Um… Because you all have a very unique aura. Kihara once said it's called 'JK energy.' He wishes he could live inside your fluttering skirts."
The moment those words left her mouth, Shinjo Akane grinned so widely she couldn't close her mouth, while Takarada Rikka and Minami Yume both blushed shyly. However, their upturned lips and brighter eyes clearly showed how happy they were.
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