[Ah! So cute! Let big sis hug you quick!]
[miHoYo, I won't say anything else—just hurry up and release this little loli into the banner!]
[…This seems to be little Jun Bai.]
[Rereading "Guili Reminiscences," it really is Jun Bai as a child. The plot earlier did mention that Jun Bai's second life was found in Qingce Village.]
"Oh~ My maiden heart~" Little Gui looked at little Jun Bai in the ruqun skirt, a trail of bright red flowing down.
"miHoYo, you did so well." She pulled out a tissue, wiped the nosebleed on her face, and gave the screen a thumbs-up.
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"Beautiful, love it—please go harder." Little Gui began following little Jun Bai according to the quest guide.
While controlling her character, she let out perverted giggles.
[Little Gui, stop laughing—you'll scare the kid.]
[Coming from Stelle's stream—her current state is exactly the same as Little Gui's.]
[Coming from Huohuo's stream—her current state is exactly the same as Stelle and Little Gui's.]
The adorable cross-dressing little Jun Bai successfully made the Honkai: Star Rail female group counterparts fall. Little Gui, Stelle, and Firefly directly turned into perverts, tailing little Jun Bai in-game.
Li Sushang spun around little Jun Bai in the game, completely ignoring the quest tracker saying "Follow."
Kafka seemed to radiate maternal glow—little Jun Bai's appearance reminded her of Stelle when she was small.
Huohuo put down the game and began preparing her little Jun Bai cosplay—she felt she suited this image quite well.
Only the Honkai: Star Rail male group counterparts and meta-focused Silver Wolf continued completing the game quest, iron-hearted and completely ignoring little Jun Bai.
Jun Bai's popularity value continues rising ing...
[I just want to ask—do the planners, modeling team, and writing team think Teacher Jun Bai won't have any objections to this?]
[Little Jun Bai's voice is also done by Teacher Jun Bai. Since little Jun Bai has dialogue in this segment, it basically confirms Teacher Jun Bai has no objections.]
[Is it possible this segment was written by Teacher Jun Bai himself? After all, this whole event was designed by Teacher Jun Bai.]
[Feels like it's not impossible.]
Little Gui followed little Jun Bai to the bottom of the waterfall in Qingce Village, then saw little Jun Bai looking around in all directions.
That adorable appearance made everyone prepare a blood-written petition demanding miHoYo put little Jun Bai in the banner.
Little Jun Bai (bewildered): "Eh? Where's Big Brother?"
"Baby's fine—Big Brother isn't here, but Big Sis is~ A little cutie like you was born to be held and pampered in Little Gui Big Sis's arms!"
Little Gui now desperately wanted to isekai in and hug little Jun Bai, who had turned into an adorable loli.
[Little Gui, calm down a bit.]
[Little Gui, show some restraint.]
"Something as moe as little Jun Bai—how do you expect me to calm down or show restraint!" Little Gui declared righteously.
Truly best friends—her reaction was exactly the same as Sushang in the neighboring stream.
Little Jun Bai looked around, then those big, sparkling watery eyes met the players' in front of the screen.
It even came with a close-up.
Direct critical hit beauty strike to all face-con enjoyers.
Little Jun Bai trotted all the way to Lumine and asked: "Excuse me, have you seen my Big Brother?"
Hu Tao (maiden heart exploding): "Little cutie, tell Big Sis what your Big Brother looks like—Big Sis will help you find him!"
Zhongli (subtle expression): "Director, he is merely a segment of information flowing in the Ley Lines—not a real person. Once the Ley Lines are repaired, he will naturally dissipate."
Hu Tao (hands on hips): "In that case, this Hall Master accompanying this little friend to look for Big Brother doesn't really matter, does it?"
Xingqiu (squatting down): "Little friend, do you still remember your Big Brother's appearance?"
Little Jun Bai (nodding): "I remember. Black hair, about as tall as you Big Brother, um… he carries a sword on his back. Usually he practices swordsmanship by this waterfall every day, but today he seems not to have come."
(proudly) "My Big Brother is really amazing—he can sever the entire waterfall with one sword."
"Ah?" Little Gui's eyes widened instantly. "So the Qingce Sword Immortal is actually my brother!"
[Looks like Jun Bai at this time has no memories, and has been adopted by the Jun family.]
[This is probably where the name Jun Bai comes from.]
[Qingce Sword Immortal's value keeps rising—not just for gravely wounding a god, but for being the Marshal's older brother during amnesia…]
Chongyun: "One sword severing a waterfall… Could this little friend's brother be the Qingce Sword Immortal?"
Hu Tao: "Looks like it. She is information flowing in the Ley Lines—as long as she isn't lying, the information won't be wrong."
Zhongli: "Director, why don't you and the two young friends search the surroundings for someone matching the description? Perhaps the Ley Lines have recreated that Sword Immortal as well.
"I'll stay here with the Traveler and Paimon to look after this little friend who emerged from the Ley Lines."
"Zhongli is deliberately sending Hu Tao away." Little Gui immediately saw through Zhongli's intention. "Well done, Zhongli—hope you behave yourself later."
"I want to bond with my little husband."
[Open up—it's the Millelith!]
[Hands up! You have the right to remain silent, but anything you say can and will be used against you in court!]
Hu Tao's group of three followed Zhongli's instructions and went aside to search for people.
Zhongli, the Traveler, and Paimon stayed by the waterfall watching little Jun Bai.
Paimon (smiling): "Little friend, I'm Paimon, and this is the Traveler. What's your name?"
Little Jun Bai (politely): "Hello Paimon, I'm Jun Bai. Nice to meet you."
Traveler: "It's really Jun Bai…"
Paimon: "Little Jun Bai, you're a boy, right? Why are you wearing a skirt?"
Little Jun Bai: "Because Mother wanted a daughter, but Foster Father passed away early, so she never had the chance.
"So I often let Mother dress me up—because it makes her very happy."
[She's so filial. (Typo fixed)]
[Little cutie is so sensible—come let Big Sis hug you!]
[Little Phoenix has always been very obedient.]
Paimon: "So that's how it is…"
Paimon (quietly): "I finally understand why Jun Bai's expression always changes whenever the Qingce Sword Immortal is mentioned. So there's this layer of connection."
Paimon: "Little Jun Bai, can you tell us about your Big Brother?"
Little Gui in front of the screen: "So this is how it's resolved? Can't ask Jun Bai directly, so ask little Jun Bai instead."
Little Jun Bai (nodding): "Of course. My Big Brother is called…"
Zhongli's expression suddenly changed: "Careful!"
Then Zhongli spread his hands, applying a layer of Jade Shield to everyone.
A pitch-black scythe struck first despite arriving later, landing on Jun Bai—but thanks to the Jade Shield, it caused no damage.
Hu Tao's group of three, sensing danger approaching, hurriedly rushed back and looked toward the attacker together.
A shadowy demonic figure appeared before everyone, roaring at little Jun Bai: "Phenex!"
Little Gui immediately sat up straight, gritting her teeth: "Daring to attack my husband? I declare—you're finished!"
After that, entered battle phase. Trial characters: Hu Tao, Xingqiu, Zhongli, Chongyun.