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The sky is freezing.
No not like death freezing, more like extremely chilling—but that already to much in my situation.
Also I don't like it but feels like the air itself is trying to tear my eyes apart.
I still don't know why my eyes, constantly open are still properly working right now. ¯\(◉‿◉)/¯
And after a little time, I think I begin to see some clouds appears at the distance.
—which honestly, don't reassure me in any way.
"OKAY HONEDGE—THIS IS GONNA BE FINE FOR US—!!"
I'm not sure of that but I needed to reassure myself with something good.
"SCREE!!"(◍•ᴗ•◍)
Honedge make a rather cute sounds and I quickly realize that he was there freely turn around me.
My mind was a little chocked bat that information, before I can connect the dots.
Honedge can float, I don't know if it because of his Ghost type or his design, but I was glad that I remarks this facts quickly.
I just stared at him.
"Scree!" (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
He just continue to floats beside me, perfectly happy about the sudden attention.
"---YOU DO SEEMS A BIT WAY TOO MUCH RELAXED RIGHT NOW FOR OUR CURRENT SITUATION—!!"
—PING—
Out of nowhere, a sharp sound cuts through the air and the world in my perception froze as well the chaos of the situation.
My surrounding started to change colors from royal blue, to utter black.
And me and Honedge are at the same position where are landing during the fall, before lightly failing down a transparent surface that work as platform.
Suddenly right in front of me, a glowing blue panel appears.
And then another screen that seems solid (not semi transparent like earlier) suddenly appeared and filled my entire vision fully.
The opaque screen have a bluish white background and is filled with text in black color.
Oh, there is also a cute picture of a Pikachu playing with a red ball drawn on the top left corner of the screen.
" What the hell---"
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{ SYSTEM INITIALIZATION }
[ WORLD : SLIGHTLY ALTERED DANMACHI ]
[ SUBJECT : NOAH ALEXANDRIE ]
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"…Oh, so now i will also have a personalized system ?!"
" Scree??" Honedge who was still in the air make me recalling his presence.
A let's him float around the area and he looks around before making a U-Turn in my position.
" So, Honedge what do you think about---" and before I can fully set my question, the panel update himself.
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[ Analyzing Origin…]
→ World Origin : Earth ✔
[ Transmigrations Mean : Soul Drifting.]
[ External Systems…]
→ PokeGacha: Integrated ✔
[ Conclusion : ]
→ Class Assigned: Pokémon Trainer.
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" It okay.... I think… well that one I acceptable…"
The panel keeps going like I'm not screaming internally.
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[Somatic & Energetic Diagnostic Report Initiated…]
→ Baseline Structural Integrity:
Anthropoid biological framework exhibiting suboptimal muscular density and below-standard biomechanical output relative to normative human performance parameters (Classification: Human- / Degraded Physical Index).
→ Energetic Reservoir Capacity:
Exhibits an abnormally elevated internal energy storage potential, suggesting hypertrophic expansion of bioenergetic reserves or anomalous core accumulation systems.
→ Energetic Conversion Efficiency:
Critically impaired energy transduction pathways; systemic inability to effectively convert stored energy into usable kinetic, thermal, or functional outputs. Indicative of severe inefficiencies in metabolic or arcane conversion matrices.
→ Energetic Affinity Profile:
Near-null resonance with physical-domain energy channels. Demonstrates extreme incompatibility with matter-based interaction systems, implying either defective affinity encoding or misaligned energetic spectrum calibration.
→ Innate Aptitude Matrix:
Absence of detectable specialized talent vectors. Neural plasticity and skill acquisition pathways appear baseline or below expected thresholds, with no emergent or latent proficiencies identified.
→ Phenotypic Presentation:
Externally exhibits disproportionately high aesthetic valuation metrics. Morphological symmetry, surface-level appeal, and visual desirability index rank within upper percentile thresholds, despite underlying systemic deficiencies (Flag: Suspicious Top-Tier Visual Profile).
[ Conclusion : A biologically anomalous entity presenting a hyper-androgeny-suppressed, estrogen-dominant somatic architecture, resulting in a phenotypic expression aligned with extreme gynomorphic androgyny. Endocrinological indicators suggest persistent supra-physiological estradiol analog saturation, potentially coupled with receptor hypersensitivity and atypical hormonal feedback disruption.
The organism exhibits a neuro-psychoactive threat response system, likely mediated through rapid emission of fear-inducing stimuli—possibly pheromonal, psionic, or cognitohazardous in nature—triggering acute amygdaloid overactivation in nearby subjects.
Despite these advanced traits, its biomechanical performance remains severely limited, with locomotor output, metabolic efficiency, and environmental interaction parameters analogous to a gastropod-class organism, implying high specialization with minimal functional versatility.]
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"...."
"...."
I see (⌐■-■).
ತ_ʖತ
''...''
Why do you look at me like that ?
(・o・)
Don't you understand what that means ? (ಠಿ_ಠ) ?
Heyyyy, I think so.,(눈‸눈)
You'd better read a book after you finish my fic.
It will be really good for you guys. Trust me, your have already lost to many time in that app.
And no, the DxD fanfiction in your Webnovel account are not actual book, as well as the 'Pregnant by my mother's new gays boyfriend' you freak.
" Heee, can you reformulate for the 'readers' please ?
[ Analyzing Body…]
→ Base Form Strength : Human- (Conception)
→ Energy Capacity : VERY HIGH
→ Energy Effectivity : VERY LOW
→ Affinity : EXTREMELY LOW Physic Affinity.
→ Talent : None
→ Apparence : Suspicious Top Tier.
[ Conclusion : An organism exhibiting an androgynous, feminized morphological phenotype, characterized by a probable endocrine profile with elevated estrogenic activity. Additionally, it demonstrates a defensive or deterrent response mechanism based on inducing acute fear stimuli, while maintaining low-efficiency locomotion and functional utility comparable to that of a gastropod.]
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"..."
" PLEASE GLADOS, stop the gaslighting and use simple words please, otherwise I think we might lost much more reader."
[ Conclusion : A life form with a Femboy body, a suspicious estrogen factor and the capacity of a fright with the utility of a slug.]
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"...It seems... pretty accurate... I think to ? And why do I got so roasted right now…?"
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[Taxonomic Classification & Compatibility Assessment Protocol Initiated…]
→ Current Biological Classification: Quasi-anthropoid entity (Designation: Pseudo-Human), exhibiting incomplete conformity to standard human genomic and phenotypic baselines.
→ Cross-Species Compatibility Matrix: High-throughput compatibility scan indicates multi-lineage integration potential:
Human Lineage: Fully compatible; stable genomic assimilation probability.
Elven Lineage: Fully compatible; no major rejection markers detected.
Dwarven Lineage: Structurally incompatible; significant morphological and metabolic divergence.
Hybridization Pathways (Half-Breed): Partial compatibility; viability subject to genetic stabilization constraints.
Beastman Lineage: Partial compatibility; requires adaptive trait mediation.
Divine-Class Entities: Incompatible; insufficient metaphysical bandwidth.
Amazonian Variant: Incompatible; phenotype mismatch and structural conflict.
Demonic Lineage: Fully compatible; high tolerance for corruption-index variables.
Monstrous Taxa: Conditional compatibility; integration feasible within specific subclasses.
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[User Response Override Detected…]
Preference Input Registered : Defaulting to Human-Compatible Pathway.
[Unique Trait Identification Subroutine Engaged…]
→ Dermal Pigmentation Profile:
Elevated melanin concentration resulting in dark skin phenotype; no instability detected.
→ Energetic Reactivity Index:
High responsiveness to external and internal energy fluctuations, suggesting dynamic but potentially unstable feedback loops.
→ Aura Signature Analysis:
Dual-aspect emission field combining mild cognitohazardous unease with concurrent attraction vectors. Classified as Unsettling–Alluring Hybrid Field.
→ Spectral Affinity Mapping:
Confirmed resonance with non-corporeal frequency bands (Classification: Ghost-Type Affinity). Indicates capacity for interaction with intangible entities and potential phase-adjacent perception.
[Summary:]
A pseudo-human entity with broad cross-lineage compatibility (notably human, elven, and demonic), augmented by reactive energy dynamics and a verified affinity for incorporeal domains, coupled with a paradoxically attractive yet disquieting aura signature.
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"..."
".. please only understandable word."
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[ Racial Determination Required ]
[ Current Race : Pseudo Human.]
[ Compatibility Check…]
→Humain : Compatible
→ Elf : Compatible
→ Dwarf : Incompatible
→ Half-Breed : Partial
→ Beastman : Partial
→God : Incompatible
→Amazon : Incompatible
→Demon : Compatible
→Monster : Compatible to
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"…Okay, okay—human is fine—human is GREAT—"
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[Detecting Unique Traits…]
→ Skin Tone: Dark
→ Energy Response : Reactive
→ Aura: Unsettling / Attractive
→ Ghost Affinity: CONFIRMED
[Running Optimization…]
…
...
...…
[RACE UPDATED: DARK ELF]
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"—What the fuck?!"
A huge pain hits my head out of nowhere.
"—AH—!!"
My whole body suddenly jerks, muscles tightening on instinct. For a second, I don't even understand what's happening—I just react, like my body's trying to protect itself from something it can't see.
My ears—
Something's wrong with my ears.
I feel them twitch. Then… stretch.
A weird pressure builds, not exactly painful, but wrong enough to make my stomach drop. Like when something pops where it shouldn't.
I reach up, hands shaky, heart racing way too fast.
They're… changing.
Actually changing.
"What the—WHAT THE HELL?!"
My vision blurs for a moment and then suddenly sharpens.
"OKAY—WHY CAN I SEE SO WELL—?!"
My eyes burn for a another second—
Then cool down.
But something's different.
I can feel it.
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[Racial Traits Granted:]
→ Enhanced Agility
→ High Mana Sensitivity
→ Night Vision
→ Physic Affinity Boost
# Ghost Affinity Added
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And before I totally understand what was still happening, Honedge suddenly spins next to me.
"SCREEEEE??"
I stare at it.
He's ribbon brushed my arm.
And just like that—
Everything stabilizes.
The pain fades.
"…Oh."
I take a shaky breath.
"…Okay… okay… I'm… alive…"
A pause.
"…And apparently not human anymore."
[Finalizing Integration…]
Then the panel changes again.
[WARNING]
→ Impact Imminent
I look down.
And my brain finally catches up.
"…Oh."
We're fall, and we are way too close of the ground.
I take a little time to think.
(Think,Think, THINK.)
My eyes scan desperately the ground in search of a potential
A Forest at the Horizons.
A mountain that seems a bit far Rocks.
Hills—
Then—
A flash.
Light reflecting.
Water, a small lake, and I know that we aren't in Minecraft but I'm pretty sure that better to fall in the water rather than the ground.
"…That's my best bet."
I grab Honedge mid-air.
"Alright partner— I need you to make something for my life so don't take this the wrong way—"
I grab the it sideways.
My plan was simple, glide at much that I can towards the water source so that I'll have more changes to survive.
And the lake is not to far, so we arrive at least in the central part of the lake.
Only 270 second have passed between since the second fall.
As we fall, the water explodes around me, the shock ripping the air from my lungs.
Everything goes silent.
For a second—
I don't move.
Then—
I shoot back up to the surface.
"—GAAAH—!!"
I gasp for air, coughing, soaked from head to toe.
"…I'm alive…"
A pause.
"…I'M ALIVE—!!"
Beside me—
Honedge pops out of the water.
Still floating.
Still perfectly fine.
"SCREE~!" ✨
I stare at it and after a little breath.
Then with a grin.
"…You're the best decision I've ever made."
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Ok the chapter is a little dumb or full of info dump.
But let's me cook right now.
Right now I make the scenery of the story and I need a little time now for that.
Alright, now give me your stone or whole have to look at me with my D right in y---
I need to sleep so Goodnight.
( I'm gonna do a little editing tomorrow so if you comment the error, it will be very appropriate.)