"Hoo..."
The bald zombie wheezed weakly, seemingly intimidated by Sister Bao'er.
Uncle Jiu pressed a corpse-suppressing talisman to its forehead and said, "Miss Bao'er, from now on, you'll need to be gentler with your subordinates. Suri and the others still need all the help they can get at the Dragon Kingdom's borders."
Knowing she had caused trouble, Sister Bao'er pouted and kicked at a pebble at her feet, her voice filled with a wronged tone. "He was the one who kept trying to bite me..."
Suri stepped in to smooth things over. "Master, have you forgotten? The Neil Kingdom's borders have also been moved to our Dragon Kingdom." Her words clearly implied that the Neil Kingdom had become one of their own.
The king of the Neil Kingdom, watching the livestream, turned ashen.
*What the hell? They've already switched sides overnight?*
*As expected, Dragon Kingdom people will always be Dragon Kingdom people!*
Not only Suri, but now the entire Neil Kingdom was proud to be associated with the Dragon Kingdom, as the latter had become their suzerain state.
After an emergency consultation between the two nations, Dragon Kingdom troops had already entered the Neil Kingdom and were moving northwest to guard against the A San Kingdom and the Eagle Sauce Kingdom.
Netizens watching the livestream couldn't stop laughing at Sister Bao'er's sulky expression.
"Hahaha, this girl is something else! She almost took out Uncle Jiu's new subordinate with one slap."
"Damn, Park Jeonghwan oppa looks pathetic. He's terrified after that one slap."
"What the hell... what did I miss? I slept all night, and how did my Kimchi oppa end up like this?"
"Upstairs, you missed your entire life. Go watch the replay!"
"Screenshots! Screenshots! We need oppa's reaction memes to spam the Kimchi Kingdom streams and annoy them."
"This... upstairs, that's too much. You're twisting the knife in the wound, but I love it! I'm grabbing some screenshots too."
"Take me with you, masters!"
In an instant, countless Dragon Kingdom netizens flooded the Kimchi Kingdom streams with screenshots of Park Jeonghwan's current state.
"Oppa, what's wrong with you, oppa?"
After posting, they added some sarcastic jabs:
"Why hasn't our oppa's hair grown back yet? Hahaha..."
"Damn you, Dragon Kingdom people!"
Park Jeonghwan's eyes were half-closed, his long fangs protruding.
His face was deathly pale, but fortunately, the corpse-suppressing talisman blocked some of the effect, leaving a sliver of room for the imagination.
Yet his body was covered in blood and grime, and a trickle of black blood seeped from the corner of his mouth.
He looked utterly miserable.
Combined with his gleaming bald head, the entire sight was truly eye-watering.
The Kimchi Kingdom viewers watched their oppa's pathetic state, their hearts bleeding.
His loyal fan base, having just regained consciousness, saw the memes posted by the Dragon Kingdom and immediately fainted again.
This left Kimchi Kingdom with pitifully few people to argue with. They were already no match for the Dragon Kingdom, and now they were even weaker.
For a time, the smug Dragon Kingdom netizens nearly took over the Kimchi Kingdom's live streams.
"Dragon Kingdom people, you'll pay for this!"
"Hahaha, on what grounds? Because of your new Guardian's Red Talent?"
"Let me tell you, even if your three Guardians all had Golden Talents, it wouldn't make a difference."
Kimchi Kingdom's new Guardian had been randomly selected the previous night: an ordinary male insurance salesman with a mediocre Red Talent.
Meanwhile, the Guardians on the national battlefield, having endured two assaults and received numerous rewards and stat buffs, had significantly improved their combat prowess.
The junglers had also reaped substantial benefits, with some Guardians even killing over a hundred monsters and having their talents directly upgrade!
As a result, many Guardians' overall strength had surged, approaching the level of those with Golden Talents.
The Dragon Kingdom netizens indulged in a triumphant bout of arrogance, and what made it even sweeter was that they were gloating in the Kimchi Kingdom's own live streams.
On the national battlefield, Sister Bao'er was already beginning to bury Park Jeonghwan.
She patted his shoulder.
"I told you, you little turtle, to come and fight my Crab Sea!"
"This is bad!"
"I said I'd bury you, and I'm burying you!"
"Everyone, jump in!" Sister Bao'er ordered, pointing at the newly emptied Corpse-Nourishing Pit.
But Park Jeonghwan, his body covered in talismans, stood motionless, completely ignoring her command.
"Huh? You doll want to talk back to me?!" Sister Bao'er demanded, walking behind him and raising her foot to kick him in the backside.
Uncle Jiu, who was busy explaining things to Suri, saw this and rushed over.
"Wait, wait! Let me do it, Miss Bao'er. I'll handle this..."
Sister Bao'er's foot froze mid-air, inches from its target.
Uncle Jiu broke out in a cold sweat, nearly scared to death.
He then picked up his Soul-Capturing Bell, shook it, and Park Jeonghwan automatically jumped into the pit.
"Heh, you're still playing tricks, old man? If he's going to listen to your bell, I'm going to report you..."
As she reached for the bell, Uncle Jiu quickly dodged. "You can play, but first you have to learn the Corpse Driving Technique."
He was already calculating. *If I can trick Sister Bao'er into learning the Maoshan Arts, that would be perfect!*
To his surprise, Sister Bao'er looked disgusted. "Fine, if you don't want to play, don't. Your stuff is so boring! I can't learn it, and I can't remember that much."
Uncle Jiu: ...
Blue Star's aspiring disciples: ... *Uncle Jiu, let me do it! I can do it!!*
"Uncle, invite two more in," Sister Bao'er said to Uncle Jiu.
The latter: ??
Seeing his bewildered expression, Sister Bao'er explained, "Aren't we supposed to bury three at a time? We're still two short."
"Oh!"
Uncle Jiu understood. She wanted him to drive two more zombies into the pit.
When the Soul-Capturing Bell rang, three zombies were assembled.
"That's enough. Go teach Suri her lesson," Sister Bao'er muttered without looking up, still sounding annoyed. "These stubborn things... their ears are all pricked up."
After muttering, she started singing to herself as she shoveled earth into the Corpse-Nourishing Pit, looking utterly satisfied.
Uncle Jiu's face darkened.
So, before speaking to Miss Bao'er, he had to learn Sichuan dialect first, or risk getting cursed at.
"Alright, Suri, let's continue," Uncle Jiu said, turning to her.
Before countless screens across Blue Star, Dragon Kingdom's "eavesdroppers" sat like dutiful students, notebooks laid out before them, pens clutched in their hands, and backs ramrod straight.
These people had never been this diligent even in school!
The National Warfare Department's official "eavesdroppers" sat in row after row.
Nearly two hundred seats were filled to capacity.
At a glance, it resembled a internet cafe.
Before them sat the leaders of various Maoshan Daoist sects.
Seeing this, Li Tai's heart finally settled.
"Well, well, well! Uncle Jiu's online mini-class, spanning two worlds, is finally underway!"
On the battlefield, Uncle Jiu and Suri sat cross-legged on the ground.
"Originally, Maoshan Daoist Arts encompassed feng shui, talismans, yin-yang calculations, formations, demon subduing, ghost exorcism, and more. Of course, it also included basic martial arts."
"However, with the thinning spiritual energy on Blue Star, by my generation, we've entered the Age of Dharma Decline. Many techniques either can't unleash their full power or have been lost entirely."
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