Chapter 170: If I Can Share a Room with Cute Girls, Why Would I Hang Out with a Bunch of Dudes?
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"Not bad."
Seito nodded in satisfaction. Although he didn't smoke, he felt that with this outfit, he lacked "aura" without a cigar clamped between his teeth. Without another word, he made a "go" gesture!
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh—!
Seeing the signal, the Class E boys charged straight in. In the next second:
"What the hell?! Class E, what are you doing?"
"Nani? What's happening?"
"Let go! Let go of me!"
"Dammit! My face!!"
The commotion was so loud that students from other rooms poked their heads out to see what was going on. Seito calmly strolled into the Class B boys' suite.
Inside, the Class B members had already been pinned to the floor by the Class E crew. The first person Seito looked at wasn't the arrogant Ryuen Kakeru, but rather Kiyotaka Ayanokouji, who was lying on the ground observing Seito with those characteristically emotionless eyes.
Looks like Ayanokouji is planning to slack off again, Seito thought to himself.
Scanning the room, Seito's gaze finally settled on Ryuen. Beside him, Hidenori Tabata brought over a stool, placed it behind Seito, and stood to the side like a loyal henchman. Seito sat down smoothly.
Seeing him seated, Iori Kitahara rushed forward and produced a cigar. "Big Brother, here!"
"Mm." Seito bit down on the cigar. Hidenori immediately whipped out a lighter and sparked it up.
Seito took a drag and crossed his legs. Iori and Hidenori stood ramrod straight on either side of him. This "elegant yet imposing" boss energy made the Class B students scream internally.
What are these guys doing? Did they come here specifically just to pose as mob bosses?
Ryuen Kakeru was the first to snap. He looked up at Seito with a dark expression.
"What the hell are you doing in my room?!"
Seito didn't answer. Instead, he looked at Tadakuni. "Tadakuni, come here."
Tadakuni quickly scrambled over to Seito's side. Seito looked down at Ryuen and spoke coldly. "Looking at this 'son' of mine, do you recall anything?"
Tadakuni: "..."
Ryuen and the others: "..."
Son??
The crowd was dumbfounded, staring at Tadakuni in disbelief. Tadakuni himself was completely mortified. True, he did call Seito and the others "daddy" earlier, but... did he have to say it in front of outsiders? He felt a "social death" coming on.
By now, students from all five classes were crowding around the door to watch the drama. With the rain outside, everyone was bored out of their minds, and this was far too entertaining to miss.
Finally, Ryuen remembered. "Is this about those 200 yen?"
"Wrong!" Seito barked. "Five hundred!"
"Huh??" Ryuen was stunned. It was clearly two hundred; why the hell was he asking for five hundred? Tadakuni was equally shocked by Seito's blatant extortion.
"Impossible! Two hundred, max!" Ryuen refused. His money didn't grow on trees.
Seito didn't say a word; he just glanced at Iori. Iori understood instantly. He pulled out his phone, started a video, and held it in front of Ryuen's face.
The room went silent as the audio played clearly:
"Be a good boy... let me see!"
"No! Stop!"
Thud! (Punch sound)
"Big Brother Abe, no! Not there!"
Iori pulled the phone back.
The crowd stood frozen, staring at each other. Ryuen's face turned green. What does this mean?! Why are they showing me a video of 'Big Brother Abe'?! Looking at Iori standing next to Seito, Ryuen felt a chill down his spine.
"I'll pay!" Without hesitation, he chose the path of least resistance.
"Good." Seito nodded in approval.
Ryuen was released and grumpily handed over 500 yen to Tadakuni. Seito and his crew didn't linger, exiting the Class B room—only to run straight into a freezing Chairwoman Minami .
"Chairwoman... you're here," Seito said, instantly tossing the cigar away.
"I haven't even settled the bill for the drinking last night, and now you're threatening classmates? And smoking?" Chairwoman Minami asked icily.
"Sorry, my bad," Seito apologized immediately. The Class E boys behind him followed suit.
"This is the last time!" Chairwoman Minami warned before turning on her heel and leaving.
A while later, back in the Class E room, Seito watched his classmates slacking off. They were way too "salty fish" for his taste. He stood up and left.
Class 1-D: Girls' Dormitory.
Seito slid the door open and walked right in. He saw a group of girls gathered in a circle, chatting. With a smirk, he lunged forward and flopped down, resting his head directly in Yukino Yukinoshita's lap.
"Comfy~" Seito looked up into Yukino's eyes, though he felt a pang of regret. He'd picked the wrong target. If he'd aimed for Yui Yuigahama's lap, the "scenery" would have been much more impressive.
As expected of 'Flat-no', he mused.
"What are you doing here?" Yukino asked coldly. Interestingly, she didn't push him off, though she looked at him as if he were a particularly shameless insect.
"Don't mind me~" Seito grinned lazily, scanning the room. "What are we talking about, sisters~?"
"..." This isn't just a matter of being shameless anymore; he's a total pervert.
"Seito-kun, you're not planning on sleeping here again tonight, are you?" Yui asked.
"I am!" Seito declared solemnly.
If I can share a room with cute girls, why on earth would I go back to that den of dudes?
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