He looks at me with puffy eyes. looking like some sort of fucking chihuahua or something. that creeped me the hell out.
"O-ok, I will!" That kid says while getting boogers all over me. genuinely wanted to punt that little snot factory. About to kick the shit outta him after all of these shenanigans. Ethan decides to pick the little kid up like he's his mother or something.
"What's your name, little guy?" Ethan says softly. "B-Billy.." Billy responds with, finally calmed down.
"Nice name kid, but we gotta hurry this shit up or these guys are gonna catch us. I don't wanna find out what their freak will do to us if they do" I say, wanting to get this whole ordeal over and done with.
Ethan's still just carrying this random kid around. which looks really weird in my opinion. I'm not gonna say anything about it though.
"You smell like my mom" The kid compliments Ethan, which flusters him a little bit.
"thanks kid!" Ethan obviously thanks him softly.
"What are the other people carrying?" Billy asks innocently.
"nothing your dumbass needs to worry about. Ethan's the one that's gonna be your mom, so talk to him" I responded, realizing that I'm gonna have to listen to this kid as long as I kick it with these people.
"HEY! What are you doing with Billy!" Someone yells at us from behind. Start telling everyone, including the kid.
"No! Screw you lady! I'm going with these people now!" Billy flips her off as we run away.
"Who was that?" Andrew asks Billy.
"My stupid nanny, she's such a bitch" Billy snarls at her, making sure she heard that last word.
"Oh you little shit!" she screamed out while failing to catch any of us. Her noodle legs were moving at a total of 1 mile an hour, shit was so funny.
"Damn lil' boy, don't know you talked like that" I commemorate this bad boy. Next thing you know, every bad bitch is about to be wrapped around his gaddamn finger.
"You wouldn't happen to know where all the expensive and portable things are perchance?" Andrew slyly asked.
"I don't know, I'm a kid! They could be shoving up someone's ass and I wouldn't have a clue" Billy rightfully responded with.
"Shit um.. Do you guys have any ideas on where they could be?" Andrew asks.
We all shrug our shoulders.
"Well damn, what do we do now, there's like no one here except the runt and the maid, and they're no valuables" Robert sighs.
"You guys wanna just go home?" I ask.
"Yeah sure" all three of them say, including Billy.
We head off to what we think is the front door. Seriously, this place is a goddamn maze. Before we can reach the front door though, that bitch swings open, showing that everyone just decided to come back.
"Hey! What the fuck are these guys doing here?! Someone get them!" One of the older ones said, just as what I presume were professional bodyguards, started running full sprint at all of us.
"Oh shit!.." Robert says while whipping out his AR and swiss cheesing both of them right in front of the kid.
Billy looked visibly shaken from that. Guessing he wasn't ready for this lifestyle. He also threw up a little on the floor. That grossed me the hell out.
Ethan made the kid press his head into Ethan's shoulder, just so he didn't have to see that. Pretty nice of Ethan I guess.
"Oh shit they like that!" One of the old farts said "gun then down! Now!"
They start straying, bullets flying everywhere. Thank god they got stormtrooper aim 'cause none of them were hitting anywhere near us.
Then, like clockwork. Andrew sprints over to them and just starts beating the living shit out of some of them. This time though, I'm not letting him do all the work.
We both are jumping some of them. Putting them in some crazy combos' like we're in a video game of something.
Blood is just, flying all over the place, getting on some of the guys' suits who are just standing there in shock.
One guy even lost his jaw while trying to fight back, Andrew just ripped that shit off clean like he's a goddamn super-human.
When WE, yes we were both done with some of them. The scene looked like some sort of horror film with the amount of blood everywhere.
"If any of you try ANYTHING like what one of yours did to our friend, then you'll end up much worse than the people on the floor. Got it!" Andrew announced to all of them before walking past.
We followed shortly after, making sure to keep some distance between this monster.
I'm guessing these guys didn't give ashit about what he said though, 'cause not a moment later, a bullet came flying right passed everyone, Except Robert.
That thing went straight through his skull, coming out the other side instantly. He immediately hit the floor, blood gushing from where he was shot.
We all start panicking, think that we could save this old fucker, but of course it was no use. Guy probably died immediately.
Ethan was hysterical, crying and begging for the dude to come back to life while Billy had no idea what was going on. At this point anything could break this guy. I'm sorry if that was insensitive, I'll shut up for like a page or two.
"Oh God! What the fuck did you do!" I yelled at those pieces of shit.
"I bet it doesn't feel good when that happens to you, doesn't it? They clapped back.
"Oh and by the way.. Those girls were wonderful.." what I'm guessing was the guy who hurt Maria said.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!" Ethan screamed as loud as he could, startling the both of us. "I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!"
"Whoa! Careful now, pretty boy, don't wanna end up like the others do you.." The guy taunted while shooting a couple of rounds into the air, thinking he's cool or something.
"Aight come one guys, let's get our asses outta here" I tell them.
"Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch ass" He tried taunting me next, but I shot at his buddy to show my dominance. Then I booked it so I don't get swiss cheese'd.
"If any of us EVER see you around, it's over" one of the old men declared.
"Same here dude. Also the kid is ours now" I spat back at the old fuck.
The other ones that nobody cares about are right behind me. I can tell that the stream is coming out of their ears with the way that they talk. I mean, I was kinda mad too but, also not. I couldn't explain it yet.
"So uh.. That didn't go too well huh.." I try to lighten the mood.
"Kill yourself" They both tell me. Not a good time for convos' huh..
"Well look on the brightside. We got a new member, and we finally get to go back home" I say, but don't get any response.
Time skip~~ fuck yeah.. *moans
We burst through the door, Ethan and Andrew are still mad. Also Billy's still with us, just in case you thought we abandoned him.
"Damn, the hell happened to you guys?" Arthur asked while Maria was wrapped around him. Probably startled because of the noise.
"Aww.. that's actually adorable. What the fuck were we doing again?" I say, forgetting everything that happened.
"Oh my god.. Our plan went south. We met a guy who got shot in the head by those guys" Ethan explained.
"Hi Maria!" Andrew softness up.
"H-Hello, Andrew," Maria responds.
"Whose that wrapped around you?" Arthur inquired with Ethan.
"Oh! This kid's name is Billy, say hi you little bugger" Ethan tells Billy who reluctantly waves at the lovebirds who wave back.
"Sorry we couldn't avenge you Maria.. But now we have an even bigger problem!" I apologize.
"I-it's okay! I'm happy none of you are hurt. I would feel bad since this is kinda my fault" Maria saddens a little.
"Yo Maria! Don't ever say shit like again, you did nothing wrong at all" Andrew sets it straight.
"Sorry.. My bad.." Maria apologizes.
"Anyway.. Billy, kiddo, go talk to your new friends for me.. Okay~~" Ethan says softly.
"What are you his mom now?" I ask genuinely curious.
"No, he just reminds me of my brother," Ethan says
as his cheeks suspiciously turned a slight shade of red,
I knew this guy was lying from the start.
"Ok mama, see you got a new hobby now" I tease him a little. He punches my arm slightly before going to our room to take a power nap. I'm surprised I didn't do the same at that moment as well.
"Hi.. you guys are gonna be my roommates, right?" Billy asked with disdain.
"What, hell no! Go sleep with mama or something.. Fucking weirdo.." Arthur snarled at him to not third wheel on him tryna spit game.
"Hey! Be nice to our new member" Andrew respectfully told him off.
"New member.. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! We have a new goddamn member everyday" Arthur crashed out.
"Hey.. maybe Billy isn't so bad" Maria said to Arthur.
Arthur softness up a bit from that and says: "*sigh… fine, I guess so, shit"
"wow you're so easy broski.." Billy taunts him.
"Oh you motherfucker come here!" Arthur gets up ready to throw hands with this Random.
Andrew got in between them, picked 'em up, and put them directly on the couch facing each other.
"Now! You guys are gonna have to learn to be nice to each other, or else.. Got it!" Andrew said firmly.
"Ok sir.." they both sigh in defeat and dismay. Realizing that they might have to spend the rest of their lives with each other. Not in a gay way though.
"Maria's gonna watch over you. Bye!" Andrew says.
I decided that this is getting kinda boring, and I hadn't jerked off in weeks. I wondered if Ethan would wanna join in like a bros for life type of way.
So there I go, walking to our room, ready to masturbate like nothing before. When I get to the door though, I try the knob and it's locked. So I start banging my fist into that unbreakable door, tryna get the attention of who I think is Ethan.
"H-hey, I'm changing, gimme a sec!" I can hear Ethan's voice behind the door. I knew it.
"What? Come on bro, were both dudes it ain't that weird, right?"
"I just don't want you to see my body, that's all!"
"Ok, just because you're fat, doesn't mean you have to make a huge fuss about it"
"Oh fuck you, go away"
"If you don't unlock this door right now, I'm kicking this shit down myself"
"P-please don't, it's just.. I have a secret that I want nobody to figure out. Including you!"
"Okay fine, dickhead! I'll just go change in the bathroom instead"
I walk to the bathroom all pissed, and get changed in there. I wonder to myself, what could be that big of a secret that he doesn't even want to tell me. I think to myself that maybe it's just a scar, and leave that bathroom. Wow what a scene am I right.
"Yo! Lukas! Come here for a sec will ya!" Andrew called out to me from the hallway.
I walk over there and say: "yeah what 'chu need?"
"I need you to gather Arthur, Ethan, and Billy outside for something" Andrew told me.
"Aight bro, but gimme a minute. I think Ethan's emo now" I tell Andrew.
"What? Why?"
"He wouldn't let me change in OUR room, just because he was changing. Can you believe that?!"
"Y'know, that's kinda gay bro"
"Whatever, I don't really care all that much.. I'll get them in like 5 minutes by the way"
"Ok, thanks man!"
"Your welcome I guess.."