The day begins with our friend Yory... getting ready to go to his school, Moraes de Ednan.
When you imagine a young person getting ready to go to school, you probably imagine a calm teenager, having breakfast with the whole family.
BUT NOT IN BRAZIL!
Here, in this end of the world, young people, if they want to go to school, must be ready at the PERFECT time so they can catch their bus!
THEY NEED TO BE PUNCTUAL!
Of course, this is not the case for Yory and his family...
Yory moves around in bed, sleeping deeply, dreaming about Math and Biology books... laughing and drooling.
Suddenly—
— YORY!!! DIOGU!!! YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL, GET UP!!! I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN!!
His mother appears shouting, with her hair completely messy after just waking up.
Yory falls from the bunk bed in desperation.
— AHH!!
He starts running around the room, looking for something.
— Found it!!
It was a broken alarm clock, stuck at 10:27 at night.
His face changes instantly.
— THIS PIECE OF CRAP DOESN'T WORK!!!
He throws the alarm clock on the ground with force.
Yory runs through the small house, getting ready little by little.He runs to the bathroom, leaves the bathroom and goes into the room, grabs his school clothes, enters the bathroom again, gets dressed and runs again to the kitchen with his hair completely messy and loose clothes.
— IS THERE CUSCUZ?!
— THERE'S NO TIME TO MAKE CUSCUZ!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
He makes a desperate face.
— AM I GOING TO DIE OF HUNGER OR WHAT?!
— ONE TIME WON'T KILL YOU, GO TO SCHOOL NOW!!
Yory grabs his briefcase and heads outside.
When he reaches the door, his brother pulls his shirt and gives him something.
— Here, eat this!
It was a thick bread.
Yory quickly grabs the bread from his brother's hand, gets on his bicycle with the bread in his mouth and says:
— THANK YOU!! BYEEE!!!
— Bye...
Diogu watches his brother pedaling like crazy going up the hill.
Then suddenly, his mother appears behind him and asks desperately:
— SON, DID YOU SEE THE BREAD THAT I PUT LAXATIVE FOR THE RATS TO EAT ON TOP OF THE MICROWAVE??!! THAT WAS NOT FOR EATING!!!
Diogu looks at his brother who had already disappeared on the horizon and thinks to himself.
— Oh man....
Yory pedaled his bicycle like crazy because he never arrived late to school even waking up super late!A model student must always go to school and arrive on time.
You ask yourself why he is not using a school bus, right?... the answer is simple.
His family lives in a place so far away and full of holes that the bus does not pass there!!
And that is why he rides over the holes like a war survivor just to arrive at school!!!
— LET'S GOOOO!!!
A luxurious white car stops in front of the large gate of Moraes de Ednan School.
From inside comes out Anano, a young schoolgirl.With red hair, beautiful, swaying in the breeze of that sunny day.
While she says:
— Yes. Waking up at the correct time and being punctual is what makes a person of great prestige and respect in any place.
People passing by there hear that poetic phrase, and some boys write it down in a small notebook while crying.
— YES MISS ANANO!! HOW POETIC!!!
...
BUT THIS IS NOT THE REALITY IN PRACTICE!!!
ANANO NEVER WAKES UP ON TIME AND MUCH LESS ARRIVES AT SCHOOL PUNCTUALLY.ALWAYS WAKING UP LATE AND COMPLAINING WHILE LOOKING AT THE TIME ON HER ALARM CLOCK!!
— "I'M LATEEEE!!!"
Anano walks toward the school.
While she enters through the gate, she hears a voice from far away.
— Hey... get out of the waaaay!!
She turns back and says:
— Arriving late, representative... you should be more punctual...
— GET OUT OF THE WAY, DAMN IIIIT!!!
Anano quickly moves out of the way almost getting run over by Yory with his bicycle.
Yory enters like a bullet into the school and then realizes something.
— WHERE ARE THE BRAKESSSS!!!
The brake broke while he was riding through the holes on the way to school... poor Yory...
Yory puts his feet on the ground trying to stop the bicycle but fails.
And just before colliding with several bicycles in front of him, he shouts:
— SHIIIIIIT!!!
POW!!!
Yory crashes hard and Anano just watches from far away everything and says disappointed:
— How did a guy not even a little punctual manage to enter this school and still become class representative?...
The dirty one talking about the unwashed!!
Hypocrisyyyyy!!
The bell of the first period of the day rings.
The sound of the big bell echoes throughout the entire school.
Everyone enters their classrooms and sits in their chairs.
Yory looks at Anano beside him and speaks while looking at her notebook full of notes.
— It seems you actually study instead of wasting time with unnecessary things...
— What kind of idiot do you think I am?...
She answers arrogantly.
Yory responds calmly without hesitation.
— The spoiled rich girl type maybe?...
The two stare at each other.
With neutral faces, without showing emotion.
Just a silence that spoke more than a thousand words.
At that moment Anano was going to say something—
Then the teacher enters the classroom.
With long black hair and glasses that mark her beautiful eyes from afar, Professor Beatro Wagnara enters the classroom.
And begins to introduce herself while several students wondered.
— Wow she is really hot dude!— Wow so beautifuuul!!
The young students were amazed by the beauty of that woman then she introduces herself.
— Good afternoon everyone. My name is Beatro Wagnara and I am 27 years old. You can call me just Beatro. I graduated in psychology and also in philosophy, which is the subject I will teach you. Do you have any questions?
A student with green hair and red eyes raises his hand and asks quickly.
— Are you married?
The classroom becomes absolute silence.
Everyone there had serious faces observing the teacher's answer as if that question had some hidden meaning.
Beatro lets out a laugh and quickly grabs a marker and hits the board writing a phrase.
"If the question refers to a person of interest. One must have the boldness to try."
"NO. I AM COMPLETELY SINGLE!"
She calmly places the blue marker on the table and looks at the student.
2 seconds of intense silence.
After that... celebration.
— EHHHHHHHH!!!— THE BEAUTIFUL TEACHER IS SINGLEEEE!!— WE WONNNNN!!
Anano, sitting beside Yory, complains while seeing all that and says with an angry face.
— Why all this celebration?... it's not like this is something extremely useful to know about someone's life...
— EHHHHHHHH!!
Yory shouts excited, climbing on the chair.
Anano gets extremely irritated and knocks him down from the chair.
— Stop that you idiot!!
After a long moment of celebration... the class finally begins.
The teacher starts writing on the board about Modern Philosophy.
The classroom is silent.
Everyone copies all the notes in their notebooks.
Looking from afar it doesn't even seem like a Brazilian school...
But if I had a class with that teacher I would become mute in class!!!!
But... we cannot say everyone was focused...
Yory on the other hand was restless with something bothering him.
He moved in the chair with pauses, unable to write anything... and that is because...
THE LAXATIVE THAT WAS IN THE BREAD HE ATE WAS TAKING EFFECT!!
— "I'M GONNA SHIIIIIT!!!"
Yory was desperate because the effect of that poison that was twisting his stomach was causing a disturbing damage!
— "WHAT IS HAPPENING??!! WHY DOES THIS STOMACH PAIN NOT GO AWAY!!! I WANT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!! BUT I CAN'T!!! IT'S THE FIRST PERIOD!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LEAVE NOW. AND ALSO... THE PRIDE OF ANY POOR PUBLIC SCHOOL STUDENT DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO DO NUMBER 2 AT SCHOOL!!!"
Anano watches Yory moving in the chair like he was fighting something.
— What is wrong with you now?! can't you stay still??
Yory looks at Anano with a terrifying face as if he was in hell.
— N-NOTHING... I HAVE ABSOLUTELY... NOTHING...
Suddenly, Beatro points at Yory and speaks loudly.
— YOU! The one who brought silence to the voice. Come to the board and explain why this philosophical phrase causes doubt in people!
Everyone looks at Yory.
— Ah, that's easy for him...— What is that teacher, asking something so easy for him?...
Beatro thinks:
"Yory, known as the most promising genius in this school... rivaling even geniuses like Anano Peleno... and the most captivating thing is that he has so many titles for being extremely hardworking. Showing that he has no talent or benefit. He is just a poor young man with only effort and sleepless nights!"
She points at him seriously.
— Come on Yory! Show us the philosophy you use to stand every morning!
"As a psychologist... I want to know... what goes through the mind of a poor young genius!"
You may think this woman is normal.
BUT SHE IS NOT!
The reason she is single even being extremely beautiful is because of her philosophical paranoias that scare any man that relates or tries to relate with her!
In short... SHE IS A LUNATIC OBSESSED WITH KNOWING WHAT GOES ON IN THE HEAD OF GENIUS PEOPLE!
In her mind—
Beatro drools smiling in excitement.
— "Come on Yory... TELL ME THE PHILOSOPHY YOU THINK!!!"
Everything was silent and Yory had a serious face.
It's a shame he was not calm at all!!
— DAMN TEACHER!! WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME MAKING ME GO TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS!!! IF I TRY TO WALK EVERYTHING WILL COME DOWN!!!
Yory speaks sweating cold.
— The art of thought is not only in what you analyze in your mind, but in the feeling and emotion that it brings...
Everyone goes crazy hearing words like a poem never said.
Beatro gets emotional.
— "THIS IS IT!! MAGNIFICENT!! THIS IS THE PHILOSOPHY THIS GENIUS USES!!!"
She walks slowly toward him.
— Yory... your argument is logical and precise. But...
She approaches him through the classroom.
— If you want your argument to reach me, stand up now!
Everyone watches the psychological duel.
Inside Yory's mind—
— "DAMN TEACHER LET ME LIVE!!!"
YORY WAS DESPERATE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!THE STUDENTS WERE ANXIOUS WAITING FOR A PHILOSOPHICAL ANSWER!THE TEACHER WAS ALMOST DROOLING!AND ANANO WAS SLEEPING!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW?!
Yory slowly stands up.
Everyone holds their breath.
The teacher adjusts her glasses.
Anano looks at him.
A huge tension fills the room.
— The answer... is...
Suddenly—
Pain hits his stomach.
— IT'S AT THE DOOOOR!!!
Yory runs out of the classroom.
BAM!
The door opens hard.
He runs through the hallway.
From outside the window they see Yory running.
— HEY STOP RUNNING! — the guard shouts.
But he doesn't care.
He runs to the wall—
And JUMPS.
Straight home.
...
Silence.
Nobody understands anything.
Beatro realizes.
— THAT'S IT!
— The answer is that doubts are always open so emotions can enter and merge with reason...
— That is...
— Poetic...
Applause begins.
Anano:
— What the hell just happened?!...
Meanwhile—
Yory at home.
Stuck to the toilet.
— I'M MELTIIIIIING!!!
— SORRY MY SON!! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WOULD EAT THE LAXATIVE BREAD!!!
— AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Final score:
Laxative Bread: 1Yory: 0