After getting sucked into his phone screen mid-boss fight in a game called Milf-Devouring, Kai woke up in the continent of Melodia with garbage stats, no weapons, and a system that told him his one job was to sleep with everyone.

Well, he had been playing games his whole life. He knew how to work a broken mechanic.

Turns out the weakest starting class in the world hides the rarest ability on the continent, Greed Feast, someone whose power grows through genuine connection. 

Every woman who trusts him makes him stronger. Every bond he builds is a skill, a shield, a weapon.

And with a vampire queen trying to crack the world open, the whole continent is going to need every weapon he has.

Witches, elves, vampires and desert queens will all find out what a wanderer is capable of. 

But first he really needs to stop passing out at the worst possible moments and find a weapon that isn't a stick.

What to expect:

- Weak to strong MC.
- Comedy that doesn't overshadow the plot.
- Smut that actually matters.
- Harem members with actual personality.
- There will be no Yuri or NTR.

Tension will be properly built up before any action with leads. So take a break from mindless smut and enjoy the story.

"Then let us not keep them waiting, because the sun is officially up, and Kaelen's phalanx drills are notoriously unforgiving." Kai smiled warmly, completely dismissing the holographic projection with a casual flick of his wrist. "Grand Marshal Zara, Admiral Malakor, you have your logistical orders. Kaelen, Chief Enforcer Yena, let us go see exactly how much resilience our young guardians possess when they are forced to hold a shield wall against a giant."


Chapter 225 - Weight of the Shield