Chapter 40:
Da Ma Hou was furious—extremely furious.
Right then, with a face full of rage, he searched the keyword:
Geo Archon!
Soon, he arrived at Tang Yu's room with his fans in tow.
"No matter what, I'm definitely not giving you a good look," Da Ma Hou muttered darkly in his heart.
However, the instant Da Ma Hou entered the live room and saw Tang Yu role-playing as the Geo Archon, his raging expression froze. His mouth fell open. His eyes turned into sparkling stars.
"Family… this is way too handsome! Even as a guy, I'm about to lose it," Da Ma Hou said in a dazed, fangirl voice, mumbling to himself.
As he spoke, his little hand moved quickly—recharging all his private pocket money into his account. Then he went on a massive gifting spree!
His fans watching this were dumbfounded.
Holy crap— weren't you here to catch him cheating? How did you end up simping too? And uh… the other person is a guy!
{WTF! I came expecting drama from Monkey Bro's angry face—didn't expect this ending! Hahaha!} {Dying of laughter! No melon left, but I'm still happy! Ahahaha!} {Is this the power of the Geo Archon? Even Douyin's top streamer can't resist! Hahaha!} {....}
On Tang Yu's side, the big gift effects suddenly flooded the screen.
Unlike before, this time the ID sending gifts was thunderously famous:
Da Ma Hou!
"Thank you Da Ma Hou for the Super Airplane ×520," Tang Yu read out the gift notification—then froze.
Da Ma Hou? Wasn't he Douyin's top streamer?
He clicked the profile. That monkey-like face immediately appeared, and the account had gold V verification—it really was Da Ma Hou himself.
Tang Yu's fans were stunned too.
But immediately after— pure ecstasy.
They never expected the streamer they followed would attract attention from Da Ma Hou.
{WTF! Monkey Bro is here—things just got interesting! Looks like the host is about to become a top-tier streamer too.} {Exactly! People of different levels can't mix. After Dai Xiaomei, now Da Ma Hou is showing up too.} {Too bad PDD isn't streaming right now—otherwise that fatty would definitely come raid too! Hehe.} {.....}
In the eyes of the fans, Tang Yu was clearly being favored by big streamers. And soon, he would definitely become a top-tier streamer himself.
Watching the streamer they followed grow step by step into a big name filled them with genuine happiness. It felt like watching their own child finally achieve success.
As for Tang Yu—once he reacted, he quickly thanked again.
The other side was giving him face— he naturally had to show proper courtesy.
Meanwhile, Da Ma Hou heard Tang Yu thank him and squinted into a full monkey grin.
But right at that moment, another wave of massive gifts exploded in Tang Yu's room!
This time from Xi Huang— Da Ma Hou's wife.
{Gift Info: Xi Huang sent Carnival ×666 and commented: Husband, where did you get the money to spam gifts?}
Da Ma Hou: "..."
Seeing this message, he finally snapped out of it.
The stars in his eyes vanished, replaced by pure panic. His brows furrowed into a tangled mess of monkey fur.
{LOL! Monkey Bro's scared now, hahaha!} {I can already imagine Monkey Bro's tragic night—dying of laughter!} {Kneel on durians or keyboard—Monkey Bro has to pick one.} {Xi Huang's cruelty—we've all witnessed it.} {...}
Da Ma Hou's fans were already reveling in the drama.
They spread the word everywhere.
Dai Mei'er's live room.
{LOL! Monkey Bro got caught by his wife in the Geo Archon's room.} {Real—my teeth fell out from laughing! Too much program effect!} {I'm super curious what excuse Monkey Bro will use to dodge his wife.} {.....}
Dai Mei'er, who had been streaming normally, saw her barrage suddenly change style.
Her brows raised slightly.
"Family, what happened?" "What's up with Monkey Bro?"
From the fragments in the barrage, Dai Mei'er smelled a juicy topic.
Soon, a fan seriously explained everything to her.
After understanding the full story, Dai Mei'er gave a devilish grin.
She had been wondering what to stream anyway! Now the content had come to her.
"Family, let's go watch the drama!" Dai Mei'er waved at the camera and laughed loudly.
She had a good relationship with Da Ma Hou. An opportunity to ride a hot topic like this was something she would never pass up.
Soon, Dai Mei'er also arrived in Tang Yu's live room.
Originally she planned to tease Da Ma Hou right away, but the moment she saw Tang Yu role-playing as the Geo Archon, she immediately melted.
Yes— she melted. She could practically smell her own pheromones leaking out.
"So handsome! Oh my god," Dai Mei'er said, face flushed red, speaking in her signature soft, cutesy voice.
Her fans had never seen Dai Mei'er like this before. In an instant, goosebumps rose all over their bodies.
{Damn! That expression, that voice—if I didn't know better I'd think an animal was in heat!} {The Geo Archon's charm is real! I think Dai Mei'er's reaction isn't fake—she's actually feeling it.} {...}
The barrage from her fans snapped Dai Mei'er back to her senses.
As a woman, she couldn't just throw herself out there.
So she fake-coughed twice, then said to her fans: "You guys, don't get too dirty! Your barrage is almost as bad as Sakura Country's nuclear wastewater."
After saying that, she directly showered Tang Yu with 1 million yuan worth of gifts.
Soon, Da Ma Hou and Xi Huang immediately stopped arguing.
Da Ma Hou awkwardly scratched his head and changed the subject: "Dai Mei'er is coming for your #1 spot, wife."
{Husband, you're getting more and more arrogant—trying to teach me how to do things now?}
Xi Huang's barrage flew across instantly!
Da Ma Hou: "..."
His smile froze on his face.
It looked like having a peaceful night tonight was going to be difficult.
Dai Mei'er naturally saw Xi Huang's barrage too. She immediately delivered another stab to Da Ma Hou.
{Monkey Bro, come on~!}
Viewers: "...."
Da Ma Hou: "...."
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