"OWWW!"
he started crying and asked.
"Who was the idiot who shot this arrow at me!?"
"I AM. . . ALT. . ."
He interrupted his own speech.
"It hurts, mommy!"
"I am respected and loved by a legion of celestial soldiers! Who was the insolent one who wounded me?"
It's true, he is the sovereign of the depths.
I wounded him, yet his glorious posture remains intact.
A demon tried to warn him.
"Boss, I know who did this."
"Tell me right now who it was, and I will punish them severely!"
He slapped his own face.
The demon pointed at me and whispered.
"Her!"
Trying to disguise what I did, I lifted the demon I had taken down, grabbed his right hand and waved to the group.
Why did I think that would work?
He started running in my direction to capture me.
What do I do? What do I do!?
I threw the body to the side and prepared a muay thai stance.
"Is it you, delinquent little girl, who profaned me in front of my soldiers!?"
He asked me.
Strange, why is he without armor, if he is the Demon King?
"Are you the Demon King, whose goal is to devour little girls?"
I asked, staring at him. . .
"Just. . . ten seconds, let me breathe. I never ran much."
He was red from exhaustion.
While he recovered, I was shocked, because his appearance is scary, skinny face, spiky hair, smells like carrion.
"What questions are those?",
He started pulling his hair and complained.
"You destroyed my celestial throne, my love. Ask forgiveness now."
"You hit my butt with an arrow! Look how swollen it is. Clean it, since it's your fault."
"And my magazines got dirty with earth! What am I going to read!?"
"You made me run all the way here! What did I do to you!?"
"And you still call me Demon King? Demon is you, you crazy."
He told me all of that with wide eyes, spitting in my face.
"Don't change the context of my question"
I started circling him.
My master said: ignore everything demons say, they are the fathers of lies.
"Demons don't have sacred thrones. That is your deadly weapon."
I retorted.
"The magazines are your magic books to manipulate little girls!"
Before he finished, I stepped on his foot in anger, but he dodged.
"When I was about to perish to the bees, you said this,
"Lyra, I can save you."
"And suddenly, you summon me to your territory, hell, without my permission."
I tried to kick his butt, full of blood, but I missed, he dodged, his powers are from another world.
"Go kick your mother! This isn't hell, this is a. . . ah, why am I arguing."
He slapped his face and continued.
"You're paranoid, you need treatment, you're wearing a bra over your clothes. . ."
He insulted me without remorse.
"Ha, ha ha!"
No one laughs at me, I got furious.
"Donkey! This is not just any bra, it's a rare item you get after defeating one of yours."
"You're ridiculous. You have no armor and you think you're king?"
I'm smarter than him.
"A poor demon king."
I started laughing at his face.
"I'm naked!"
He showed off.
"Naked?",
I asked him, curious.
"Yes!"
He affirmed, twerking and showing his butt to me.
Lyra, the legend said that the Demon King is very perverted. Rarely he uses armor.
I remembered what my master reported.
"Only now you noticed I'm naked!?"
He winked at me.
I closed my eyes.
"I don't want to see, you're ridiculous."
I put my hands on my face from the embarrassment I felt.
I don't understand anything about relationships. My love life is horrible.
Just look at the ground. That way, I will be able to face him, I thought.
But, when I opened my eyes, he was lying on the ground, waving at me.
"Aren't you ashamed to be like that, perverted demon?",
I tried to blame him.
"I was born naked and naked I will perish"
This idiot.
Is he proud of that? Fascinating, these words echo in me softly.
When I realized it, I noticed that there were more demons nearby.
A demon saw his partner's body and commented.
"Boss, who killed my brother?"
He started crying.
"Who said that is my problem?"
The boss ignored the feelings of his subordinate.
How rude and insensitive.
It's my chance to defeat them while they are distracted, but how will I do it?
I analyzed the environment. Two groups of demons formed, the first is far away, near the huts in circles, I don't know the reason. The second is near me.
The lighting is little and I don't know the terrain, that way, I need to be cautious.
Hm.
That is, one against twenty. In these cases, I will do this, I started crying in front of them.
"AAAAAA! I really want a boyfriend.
I feel so lonely!"
Not a single drop of tear came out of my eyes.
My master taught that demons are sensitive.
The demon king got up quickly when he heard my drama.
He fell into my trap.
The other enemies opened space for him to pass, but he hesitated.
The moonlight lit the place.
The cold mixed with the heat of the torches, causing chills on my arms.
"Go, boss, win her!"
One pushed his back.
"It's your chance, boss! She's totally into your charm!"
This one tried to cheer him up and encourage him to win me.
That's right, incite him, you idiots.
"Leave it to me. No girl cries near me, but know that you will be the second girl, because my first love is my sacred throne."
What? Me, second girl? I'm going to lose to that?
"I read in my magazine that, when a girl cries, the man must be knightly."
I'm getting. . .
"I'm nobody's second option, to hell with your magazine"
After retorting, I got close to him.
"Close your eyes. I'm going to give you a special gift."
I made a request, am I crazy? I am.
"Special gift? No one ever gave me anything"
He started crying and closed his eyes.
This is going to be my greatest scam.
"Here is your special gift!"
I kicked him in his private parts.
The other friends felt the pain and shouted together,
"OW!"