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The Unquiet Life of a Webnovel Writer

katisnow
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The Unquiet Life of a Webnovel Writer Jennifer is 40, tired, and ready for a quiet life. But one Saturday afternoon, her landlady asks, “Do you believe we are all products of someone else’s stories?” Suddenly, every unfinished wish-fulfillment fantasy Jennifer ever published starts moving into her apartment building. An 18-year-old stud of an alpha werewolf? Nah, his Alpha Dad is definitely hotter. A golden-haired prince on a white horse? Wth, why was the horse in her lobby? And she distinctly remembers writing him a tsundere Duke of an Uncle. Now the world is bending to accommodate her webnovels. “Why are all of you here, and why are you so inconvenient?” And out of the blue, her childhood friend—older, wiser, and back from abroad—wants to pick up where they left off decades ago. “I’m very sure I didn’t write you.” Oh, and the alien invasion outside her building? Yeah, she shouldn't have started the sci-fi LitRPG. Now the world is about to end. Jennifer is very, very sorry. Author’s Notice Regarding Narrative Deviations This is a formal notice to inform all readers that the current story has deviated significantly from its originally stated premise. The initial scope of the work included, but was not limited to: • Alpha werewolves requiring pack management • Interpersonal dynamics within supernatural hierarchies • The occasional prince dropping out of college Said scope did not include: • Extraterrestrial involvement • Global-scale invasions • Alien roaches of any size or classification The author acknowledges that such developments may be unexpected. An apology is hereby issued for any confusion, emotional distress, or genre whiplash caused by these unforeseen circumstances. In response to anticipated inquiries: Q: “How were these events unforeseen? Aren’t you the author?” A: The author maintains that she is, to the best of her knowledge, the author. However, narrative control appears to be, at present, a collaborative and loosely regulated process. Characters have demonstrated a tendency to: • Act independently • Escalate situations without approval • Introduce plot elements of questionable necessity (see: alien roach invasion) Readers are therefore advised that: 1. The narrative may continue to evolve unpredictably. 2. Genre boundaries are to be considered flexible. 3. Any resemblance to a “cosy romcom” is purely coincidental at this stage. By continuing, readers agree to accept the story in its current form, including all action, sci-fi elements, romantic developments, dramatic turns, and general chaos. Thank you for your understanding. — katisnow (provisionally in control) Footnotes [1] For readers seeking narratives that are marginally more well-behaved, you may refer to the author’s other works. While no guarantees are made, some stories have thus far refrained from introducing alien species without prior notice. [2] “Well-behaved” is a relative term and may still include emotional damage, questionable life choices, and dramatic plot twists. [3] The author accepts no responsibility if said “better-behaved” stories also spiral unexpectedly. Historical precedent suggests this is a non-zero possibility.
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Chapter 1 - Quietly Screwed

"I'm tired." Jennifer leaned back with a deep sigh—the kind that only comes from women too tired to say anything more.

It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Perfect weather to take the family she didn't have to the park and feed the ducks. Or maybe sit alfresco at a café with a boyfriend she didn't have, people-watching while sipping overpriced coffee.

She could invite a friend for a chat, if she had the social energy. Or go for a run, if she had the enthusiasm.

Instead, all she had were her crummy webnovels open on her laptop. Her life's work. None of them finished.

"Story of my life," Jennifer muttered, sighing again.

At forty, she was ahead of her peers in one respect: feeling old. While her girlfriends were still buying makeup and showing cleavage, Jennifer—kindergarten teacher extraordinaire—dressed like her students: comfy T-shirts, sweatpants or jeans, zero makeup. Not even sunscreen, because she was a rebel that way.

Clicking aimlessly through her dashboard, she noted the contracts left unsigned for each novel. One day she'd sign something, but for now, she just wanted to write.

A sudden knock on the door made her jump out of her skin. This was a perfectly natural reaction, given that Jennifer lived alone.

"Oh, sorry, dear," said her landlady, peeking inside. "Your door was unlocked… I rang the bell and knocked… Are you alright?"

Jennifer blinked. She hadn't heard anything—and she was sure she had locked the door.

"Ah, yes. I'm fine, thank you," she said, shutting the laptop.

When Jennifer grew as old as she felt, she hoped she would be like her landlady: kind, composed, and a little eccentric.

"I'm here to inform you," the landlady continued, "that I will be selling this building."

"What?" Jennifer sat up straight.

"Yes. I was wondering if you'd like to buy it."

"What?" Jennifer said again. Surely the landlady had lost her marbles.

"Yes. It's time I retired," she said calmly.

Jennifer opened her mouth to protest, but all she could do was laugh.

"I'd love to buy this place," she said, "but all I have are my webnovels."

The landlady smiled kindly. "Do you believe we are all products of someone else's stories?"

Jennifer truly had no response to that.

The landlady let herself out. "I best be on my way. Let me know what you decide."

And with perfectly timed precision, the lift doors opened, whisking her away.

Jennifer stared after her. Wth.