Su Xi was sick of the pointless arguments on TV, so he wanted to put them to rest.
He figured his way of doing it was pretty good.
…
The Indiana Pacers had cleaned up at the All-Star Weekend. The moment Su Xi stepped into first class, he saw Fred Jones flaunting his Dunk King trophy.
"Hey, Jack, where are your two MVP trophies?" Jones asked.
Su Xi smacked his forehead, just now remembering that he'd left both trophies at Jessica's house.
"I forgot them," Su Xi said plainly.
"You actually forgot such important trophies? Jack, if I were you, I'd sleep with them every night," Jones said. "I've been sleeping with this trophy for the past two days."
"Jack gets to sleep with two sexy Hollywood starlets. Why would he hug a cold trophy?" Little O'Neal quipped.
A direct KO on Jones.
Jones clutched his chest as if he'd been shot. "My mistake. I was being shallow."
