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My name is Gao Neng.
I'm currently surrounded by over 3,000 stray cats and a woman with pointed ears. Fortunately, these 3,000-plus strays seem to know Gao Xiaomeng pretty well.
Most importantly, Gao Xiaomeng is a freakishly smart cat.
"My subjects, charge!" Gao Xiaomeng yelled, pointing the hammer in its right paw straight at the pointed-eared woman. It had the dignified air of a mountain bandit king.
The amazing thing was...
The 3,000-plus stray cats actually attacked... oh, wait, they used their claws!
"A talking cat?" The pointed-eared woman seemed to sense that something was off, but she was merely surprised, not overly flustered.
THWACK!
A stray cat went flying from a kick.
But soon, more strays charged forward. They clawed at her face, her chest, her neck, her thighs...
The scene was absolutely stunning.
Gao Neng was genuinely dumbfounded.
