Percy's POV~
I planned to go suprise my baby sistah Jay and my favourite princess ari and unfortunately the annoying cringe babies Jason and Keifer
(*A/N- Yup in this book percy finds keifer and Jason annoying, he finds keifer annoying because ofc why not he hurt jay and then finds jason annoying because he feels like that kid needs to be more immature , I know what you were thinking then he should by annoyed by ari too BUT , she is his princess he would always love her!*)
I was easily given the access to enter their booked villa
I entered the first room that I saw ....
Which was jason and ari's
They were playing Uno while sitting on eachother's laps!
Ugh I got an ick! How can they even play in that way of sitting!!
I said
"you guys are disgusting, I feel like puking"
"Stop being overdramatic tito! And why and how are yoou here!!!????"
"Oh long story short honey is annoyed by me and I came to suprise you , did you miss your handsome tito's handsome face!? Ofc you did , i am perfect!"
"Yeah we did"
Jason said so that I could shut up and i mentally rolled my eyes
What? Can't have my princess know that i secretly wanna kill her boyfriend! He dared to steal my baby princess!
Ari siad
"Don't lie jason! No we didn't miss you face , though papa siad that he missed you so much!!"
"He did?oh baby keif here I come!"
I said dramatically and ari and Jason laughed
Technically ari laughed and Jason just chuckled, that annoying matured rascal!
I stomped to the next room which probably i assumed must be jay and keifer's
I opened the door which was god knows why not locked
I froze at the scene then let out the most loudest and high pitched Scream ever
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh god my innocent eyes , disgusting utterly disgusting people! Ewwwwwwww! The kids are better than you are! Have some shame there are two very matured kids and an immatured adult in the house, you draw ruin our innocence like this! Jayjay seriously, please just get up , this is disgusting jay , since when did you start enjoying giving this idiot a blowjob i thought we were starting a 'hate keifer club' weren't we!!??!!!!"
"Oh god what happened?? Who died? Should I call 911!?!!"
Ari came panicking
But before she could peek into the room jason understood what was happening and pulled her back and said to her
"You don't wanna see in there , didn't you listen to tito!"
"What do you mea- oh shit ewww! I did not need that mental image of my parents I am traumatized forever, seriously mom three kids including tito are in this house! Why are you giving dad a yk!"
"Get out! Atleast let us cover up then lecture us forever!"
Jay yelled in annoyance and I opened my eyes a bit then ran to the side and slammed closed their door
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After a while they both exited the room , keifer was all smug looking and i shot him a sharp glare without the others noticing
Can't let everyone see me all matured! Hehe
Jay exited a few minutes later blushing and flustered af , she looked so embarassed that I wanted to laugh at her
"Soooo.... How do you feel after traumatizing your older and handsome brother and your dear daughter and your future son in law forever?"
Yup i totally said future son in law to annoy keifer and it totally worked he shot me a deathly glare and glared at Jason like he killed keifer's whole family line
Jason just smirked, i swear he has the guts made of metal , he probably isnt even scared of death
Ari blushed and jay's face turned more red from embarrassment she looked like she wanted to be buried 6 feet underground forever
I smirked mentally at the drama i created then said
"Well what happened already happened, tell me you missed you perfect brother so much didn't you jay? And you missed my beautiful and magical face so much too right keify baby!"
Keifer cringed and jay finally a bit relaxed laughed and said
"Yup I missed you ugly faced man"
"Hey! I am not ugly! Do i have a ugly brother or smth that I don't know about?"
"It's tito Felix! Mom mistook you for tito felix"
Ari said sarcastically
"Oh yeah I know felix doesn't look as good as me but it is a bit too harsh to call him ugly , isn't it ari! And are we mean?"
"You act as if I am still in nursery"
Ari said and i say
"Because you'll always be my little princess baby for me😚😚😚"
"Oh stop it tito , yourr embarassing me!'
"Me and embarassing you? Ridiculous , it's utterly ridiculous darling"
(*A/N - yup i totally copied Chloe, I don't care of you judge me*)
Ari and Jason rolled their eyes simultaneously
"You're watching too much french kids show percy"
Jay said and I grinned
"Not my fault it's too good to be true! Miraculous simply the best! Up to the test where things go wrong! Miraculous the luckiest! The power of love always too strong! Miraculous.... miraculous! I am the cat just chilling out , but in the night she's all I think about-"
I sing absolutely off key
"Okay okay shut up!!!!"
Jay yells clutching her ears like she just heard the worst voice ever!
I looked around and everyone looks annoyed by my singing
''fine i understand you guys don't love me anymore, i shouldn't have come here , I'll just go back and live all alone and hear honey's complains about regretting marrying me forever"
I cry dramatically
Jay and ari instantly warms up and feels guilty
"Hey! We're sorry, ofc we love you! And if honey is annoying you too much tell me the next time , i think she's missing the taste of my punch!"
Jay syas and ari syas
"Tito no! Don't go I missed you soooo much , and i love you so much , don't tell any other tito but you are always my favourite tito forever no matter how much icecream tito aries buys me or how many gifts the other tito buys me , you will always be my favourite!"