[Tsk, tsk, tsk.]
[This performance is truly impressive, though it's a bit of an eyesore.]
[Look at Tang San getting smooched by the Amorous Ape.]
[No, I have to record this. Maybe I'll let the Tang San in the real World watch it later; perhaps it might help him relive those beautiful memories with the Amorous Ape.]
Battle Through the Heavens Zi Yan: "This guy is too ruthless."
Douluo 4 Xiao Wu: "You two dead rabbits, are you really just going to watch and do nothing?"
Livestream User Douluo 2 Xiao Wu: "Get lost."
"You spicy rabbit head."
Livestream Room Xiao Wu: "I'll go out and take a look; I can't act too abnormally."
[Xiao Wu couldn't help but go out.]
[Too bad it's too late.]
[The Amorous Ape is naturally an expert in this field, and on top of that, I tinkered with it using points.]
[Hehehe.]
At this moment, the drama unfolding for Tang San was exactly as Shen Fan had written in his diary. Before Xiao Wu had run more than a few steps, a "rip" sound echoed from somewhere on Tang San. Immediately after, under the stunned gazes of the VIPs, the audience, and the people on the arena, the Amorous Ape struck directly from behind. Accompanied by Tang San's muffled groan—full of indescribable meaning amid his despair—it completed the feat Shen Fan had been looking forward to.
[Haha.]
[Beautifully done.]
[This suddenly reminds me of a song.]
[Chrysanthemums wither, the ground is full of wounds, your smile has turned yellow.]
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Xiao Wu: "..."
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Tang Wutong: "..."
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Ah Yin: "..."
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "If it could be sung live on the spot so everyone could hear it, the effect would be even better."
Livestream Room other women: "..."
[Not to mention.]
[When it hit Tang San, the sound he made was actually quite pleasant.]
Livestream Room women: "..."
[Speaking of which.]
[After today's scene in front of all the academy students, let's see if Huo Wu will still harbor secret affection for Tang San just because she was defeated by him.]
[Especially that'smooch', I wonder if she'll still be able to stomach it.]
Livestream Douluo 1 Huo Wu: "Ugh."
"Don't f*cking gross me out."
[Meng Yiran is the same.]
[This will definitely get out. Let's see if Meng Yiran, when she meets Tang San again in the promotion tournament, will still take the initiative to clarify her decent relationship with Tang San after defeating several opponents in a row.]
Meng Yiran: "I'm not stupid."
[And Shui Binger.]
[In the original work, she might not have liked Tang San, but her favorability towards him was definitely not low.]
[As the first girl who truly changed my worldview, making me go from only liking long-haired beauties to now thinking short-haired girls like her are also very attractive, even if I ultimately can't marry her, I don't want to watch her jump into a fire pit.]
[Whether it's the real World or a mission World, it's all the same.]
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "Say no more."
"Yan Yan, Lingling, let the three of us start growing our hair out from now on."
"Sister."
"You should also have some realization by now."
Livestream Room Dugu Yan, Ye Lingling, and Shui Binger: "..."
[Good heavens, this speed is getting faster and faster, almost catching up to me.]
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "Indeed."
"Shen Fan's speed when 'teasing' Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling is indeed faster."
Livestream Room Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling: "..."
Livestream Room other women: "..."
[A bit of a pity.]
[It's already too late to use the Custom Spirit Awakening Scroll.]
[Otherwise, if I awakened a Seven Treasure or Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda Spirit, I would have given the Amorous Ape a 'First, Strength; Second, Speed' buff.]
Livestream Room Douluo II Ning Tian: "How did this scoundrel think of this point again?"
Livestream Room Douluo I to Douluo Four Ning Rongrong: "..."
[Mistake.]
[I should have caught two Amorous Apes.]
[One in the front, one in the back, and let Tang San experience double the service.]
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Xiao Wu: "..."
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Tang Wutong: "..."
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Ah Yin: "..."
[Forget it.]
[The good show is about to end.]
[Many people, including Xiao Wu, have reacted.]
[Since that's the case, let me provide a closing song for this performance that is about to end.]
As the last word fell, under the urgent cries for help from Xiao Wu in the mission World, the lyrics "Chrysanthemums wither, the ground is full of wounds, your smile has turned yellow" blared from the Spirit device speakers of the competition arena at maximum volume, spreading throughout the venue and the surrounding areas outside, playing on a loop.
Livestream Douluo 1 Huo Wu: "Pfft."
"Shen Fan is really killing the person and then attacking their heart."
"Look at how Tang San is being triggered. He was already retching uncontrollably, and now that these lyrics have come out, it's turned him into a state of utter despair."
Douluo 4 Xiao Wu: "You dog thief, you bastard, unforgivable."
Livestream Room Dugu Yan: "Keep shouting."
"Once you're eventually handled by Shen Fan, you'll be obedient."
Livestream Room Yao Zi: "Shui Yueer, you and Shen Fan have once again thought of the exact same thing."
Douluo 1 Shui Yueer: "Hehehe."
Livestream Room other women: "..."
[Yo.]
[Xiao Wu is taking the half-dead Tang San off the arena first.]
[Now the situation on the field has become five against seven. With only Dai Mubai as the main force left to hold the fort, the Shrek Team is on the verge of losing.]
[Not bad.]
[From the original chapter title's 'one-minute complete victory' to the Shrek Team's crushing defeat after the Amorous Ape incident.]
Livestream Room Doulou Two Xian Liner and Cai Meier: "..."
[Right.]
[The big show of Tang San is over. I can lift all of Ah Yin's restrictions and design the uniforms for the Longfan Team while I'm at it.]
[Hm?]
[Tang Hao's aura has entered my sensing range.]
[I guess he must have been attracted by the obviously abnormal music outside the Heaven Dou Great Spirit Arena.]
[I wonder if he'll go berserk and want to silence everyone when he sees Tang San's miserable state.]
[However, based on my understanding of him, it's only because Spirit Hall's Salas, Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School's Ning Fengzhi, and Heaven Dou Empire's Emperor Xue Ye are present that he can't make a move. Otherwise, I'm afraid that besides the Shrek group, everyone else would really be hammered to death by him.]
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Ah Yin: "..."
[I was wrong.]
[Even the people on Shrek's side, like Huang Yuan, Jing Ling, and Jiang Zhu, would have a high chance of being hammered to death, unless those three guarantee they are willing to follow Tang San forever.]
Livestream Room Jiang Zhu: "Ah, this..."
Livestream Room Douluo III and Douluo Four Ah Yin: "..."
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