"Ah, no."
"They've been appeased."
"It really wasn't easy."
"Neither of them is stupid."
"If I hadn't mostly told them the truth, I might have slipped up answering their various questions later."
"Even if I had lied to them, they couldn't do anything to me, but it would have been impossible to gain their true affection."
Douluo 1 Nine-tailed Sky Fox Xiaobai Livestream: "Hehe."
Jin Pinger Livestream: "…"
"Good heavens."
"Xiao Bai really loves to drink."
"Of the twenty jars of wine I bought her before leaving the city, only the last one remains now."
"But this is also good."
"With a high alcohol tolerance, there's no need to worry about being plied with drinks and taken advantage of by ill-intentioned people."
Douluo Yi Bai Chenxiang Livestream: "If ill-intentioned people don't have a chance, then don't you, Shen Fan, also not have a chance?"
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "It's fine."
"Once there's true love, even with a high alcohol tolerance, one will still get drunk."
Nine-tailed Sky Fox Xiaobai Livestream: "…"
"But speaking of drinking."
"I remember in the anime, Xiao Bai drank wine and, using the alcohol as an excuse, very subtly confessed to Gui Li, but that blockhead rejected her."
"I wonder if this time, after Xiao Bai drinks, she'll also subtly confess to me using the alcohol as an excuse?"
"I'm not that blockhead Gui Li."
"As long as Xiao Bai dares to confess, I dare to accept."
"Jie jie jie."
Nine-tailed Sky Fox Xiaobai Livestream: "…"
"Alright."
"No more nonsense."
"If she had been with me for a year or so, then maybe."
"But now, it's better to use All Heavens Saint Hand to try my luck while waiting for Nan Nan and the others."
"This time, I'll try to grab Nai Qi too."
Writing this, Shen Fan waved his hand.
"The Fallen Young Master Liu and His Wife: Nine-tailed Sky Fox Xiaobai's son and daughter-in-law, now deceased, from the Zhu Xian World."
"Holy crap."
Shen Fan couldn't help but curse.
"What's wrong?"
Xiao Bai asked curiously, and Jin Pinger also focused her attention on Shen Fan.
"N-nothing."
Shen Fan looked at Xiao Bai with a strange expression and wrote in his diary.
"I'm fine, of course."
"It's you, Xiao Bai, who has something going on."
Nine-tailed Sky Fox Xiaobai Livestream: "Me? Something going on?"
"I don't know if it's bad luck or good luck, but I actually pulled Xiao Bai's son and daughter-in-law over, but unfortunately, both of them are already gone."
"What???"
Seeing this message, Xiao Bai almost lost control of herself.
"Sigh."
"Headache…"
"Should I tell Xiao Bai about this or not?"
"…"
"Forget it."
"They're already gone, why needlessly upset Xiao Bai?"
"I'll wait until I can resurrect Young Master Liu and his wife in the future, then give Xiao Bai a surprise."
"Maybe she'll be so happy she'll just give herself to me?"
At this moment, what Shen Fan didn't notice was that when he wrote about resurrecting Young Master Liu and his wife in the future, Xiao Bai's originally anxious and sad emotions were instantly soothed by this promise that "no one" knew about. Her beautiful eyes looked at his face reflected in the wine, and her expression softened from the bottom of her heart for the first time.
However, Shen Fan was unaware of this scene, which would have made him cackle gleefully. At this moment, he put down his diary and used All Heavens Saint Hand for the second time.
"A Jar of Immortal Dew Wine: A kind of fine wine, with no special effects other than being delicious, from the Spirit Realm of A Record of a Mortals Journey to Immortality World."
"Xiao Bai."
"This wine is for you."
Shen Fan took out the Immortal Dew Wine he had just acquired.
"Oh?"
"You still have wine?"
Xiao Bai took the wine jar, smashed the seal on top, and was instantly drawn in by the rich aroma of the wine. She couldn't help but take a big gulp, saying intoxicatedly, "Good wine."
Suddenly, as if she remembered something, she brought the corner of the wine jar she had just drunk from, precisely to Shen Fan's lips, and said, "Shen Fan, do you want a sip too?"
This was, so far, the greatest gratitude she could offer Shen Fan.
"Then I'll have a taste."
Shen Fan naturally didn't know what Xiao Bai was thinking, but seeing an opportunity to take advantage, as Shen Liuliu, the bandit overlord, how could he refuse? He immediately pressed his lips directly onto the pure imprint Xiao Bai had left, with a few drops of wine still on it.
Instantly, a fresh fragrance flowed from Shen Fan's nose and mouth into his lungs, making his eyes narrow slightly, giving him a feeling of floating, as if in a dream. For a moment, he didn't know if it was because of the fine wine or the beautiful woman.
After a good while, Shen Fan reopened his eyes, glanced at Xiao Bai, who had already turned around to continue drinking and humming to herself while watching the fireworks, and very greedily wrote in his diary.
"What a pity… If Xiao Bai could feed me the wine herself, it would be even better."
Nine-tailed Sky Fox Xiaobai Livestream: "…"
Xiao Bai, whose face was already a little red, saw this sentence, and the blush on her pretty face deepened a few shades. However, what made her breathe a sigh of relief was that Shen Fan didn't fantasize too much. After writing this sentence, he waved his hand and used All Heavens Saint Hand for the third time.
"Yue Ye's Shoes: Ordinary women's shoes, from the Divine Throne World Yue Ye."
"Uh."
"The third All Heavens Saint Hand actually acquired Yue Ye's shoes."
Divine Throne Yue Ye Livestream: "…"
"This isn't quite right."
"Yue Ye doesn't seem to wear shoes, does she?"
"Anyway, in the anime, I never saw her wear any."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Very careful observation."
"But if she doesn't wear shoes, how thick would the calluses get?"
"Could they still be called jade feet?"
Douluo Yi Huo Wu Livestream: "She doesn't wear shoes, so her feet can breathe, and they don't smell."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "I'm speechless."
Divine Throne Yue Ye Livestream: "…"
"Never mind, maybe Yue Ye just wears them rarely. I've already used All Heavens Saint Hand three times today, so I'll try one last time."
"Yue Ye's Special Towel: A towel Yue Ye specifically uses to clean her desired place, from the Divine Throne World Yue Ye."
Douluo I Shui Yue'er Livestream: "Seeing Shen Fan's eyes wide open, with a surprised and wry smile on his face, he must have acquired some strange item again, right?"
"This All Heavens Saint Hand truly lives up to its reputation as a skill that can acquire anything from all the heavens and myriad Worlds. Before, it acquired Bibi Dong's undergarments and bra, and this time it acquired Yue Ye's towel specifically used to clean her desired place."
"I'm impressed again."
Douluo 1 Bibi Dong Livestream: "…"
Divine Throne Yue Ye Livestream: "…"
Other Girls Livestream: "…"
"Of course."
"Impressed is impressed."
"But this towel looks really clean. I feel like it could totally be used as a face towel."
Divine Throne Yue Ye Livestream: "…"
Other Girls Livestream: "…"
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