Gawain nodded enthusiastically. "She's right!"
I stopped struggling as I turned my head—still being held like bread dough—towards Agatha.
"…Repeat that."
Agatha didn't even flinch. "When you frown, you look like you're about to fire someone… or kill them."
"…I don't even employ people."
"You emotionally terminate them."
Gawain gasped. "THAT'S EXACTLY IT!"
"I DO NOT—"
"Smile, My Lady!" he insisted, lifting my cheeks again.
"Like this!" He forced a wide grin on my face.
I looked like a deranged merchant.
Agatha nodded thoughtfully. "…Slightly better. Less murderous."
"LESS?!"
Gawain beamed. "See? Improvement!"
"I WILL IMPROVE YOU INTO A GRAVE."
"Violence! That's the face again!"
"I CAN'T CONTROL MY FACE WHEN YOU'RE TOUCHING IT!"
"Exactly why I'm fixing it!"
"This is not fixing, this is harassment!"
Agatha sighed. "My Lady, perhaps allowing him to finish will shorten this ordeal."
I stared at her in disbelief. "You're literally siding with him?!"
