I was the first to the band practice as usual and I picked up my guitar and just began playing. My name is Kevin Smith. No, not that Kevin Smith. We're not in any way related. If only we were, then I could get the band some exposure by familial connections!
I'm normal height and lean from a lot of working out and running. My hair is the color of chestnut and long. There was no grey in it, which I was proud of. My eyes are green. Yes I have the long rockstar hair since I play in a band. So I look the part. And there's little grey in it, I'm proud to say. I'm part of a five person band with four vocalists.
Our band is called Millennial Madness. We were all born in the 90s so we fit the build age wise. And now father time is pushing us all towards forty. I'm thirty-eight. I'm one of the four singers in the group too. The rest of the band started arriving at the place we rented and kept all the musical equipment and instruments at in the next half hour.
Danny was first. He had been the founder of the band with big dreams of making it big. He had originally played guitar but then we picked up our other guitarist besides me, who was better than him. So we switched him to bass. Something he'd never really forgiven. I mean, I get it. When you form a band you want to be the singer or the lead guitarist because those are usually the stars. Such was not to be for him. Danny was thirty-eight like me. He looked like the classic aging rockstar too with greying long hair and a beard, dressing in denim and leather. Unlike me he two kids, each with a different mother. He'd fathered his son when he was in his twenties and had been fucking without protection like an idiot. He'd then married the woman, who's name was Carli.
He'd eventually divorced her, lost nearly everything, been hot for child support, and now referred to Carli as 'Larry's mother' in polite company. She was 'that fucking bitch' otherwise. Larry was Danny's son by Carli. Danny's second wife Judy was the stability Danny had needed and he'd had a daughter named Elanor with Judy. Danny had the deeper voice and handled the Pearl Jam, Creed, and Nickelback covers. He had what the music industry sometimes called 'the yartle' the deeper voice most think of when describing grunge and the 2000s alt rock. Or what kids today called divorced dad rock. And I thought my generation had stupid names for things. Although it did fit in Danny's case.
Adam came next. Adam was the drummer of the group and the only one who didn't do any singing. His voice when singing was thin and raspy, not fit for the kind of music we played. He was bald on top and losing what was on the sides. Home life and well cooked meals made Adam doughy and flabby. Adam was the oldest at forty. In stark contrast to Danny, Adam had gotten with his childhood sweetheart Alice when they were sixteen, married her at twenty-five, and had three children with her now. Adam was content with his life and loved his kids, his wife, his friends, and his band.
Freddie came next. Freddie was the youngest at thirty-six. He was married also and had his daughter four years ago. Freddie was short haired and clean shaven with green eyes. Freddie played keyboards and served the extra musician of the group. If a song called for an acoustic intro or line, he played it. Same for any kind of unique instrument that whatever song was in our set called for. And he sang.
Finally there was Jess, running late as usual. The only girl in the group and the group's other guitarist. She was the one that had forced Danny into playing bass. Jess was blonde with blue eyes and a pretty hot body. Obviously Jess handled any female vocals. Like the female vocals on a Skillet song. Or when we played any kind of Evanescence song. She and I shared lead guitar too.
This was our band. Me, Danny, Freddie, Adam, and Jess. We'd been playing since the 2000s when we formed. We'd wanted to make it big and live the life of a rockstar but as was the case for untold numbers of hopefuls it had just never happened. By the mid 2010s when we were starting to have families and kids, we all accepted we weren't going to make it big and the band became something akin to our side jobs and the way we kept the memories of our youth alive. We all had real jobs. I was a computer technician. Freddie was a cook in a kitchen. Adam worked as a delivery driver. Jess taught guitar. Danny went from job to job because he still had a lot of the rockstar mentality of 'don't you tell me what to do!'
I've mentioned some bands we cover. We play 90s and 2000s rock, grunge, punk, emo, and so on. With great skill I might add. That's what we all grew up listening to and loving. With the current generation coming of age, the music we played was becoming 'classic' and kids today wanted to hear it and live it. Kind of like how our generation had wanted to hear and live the 70s and the 80s. Music is eternal and always comes back around. Does not matter which era it's from.
Danny's aforementioned attitude did not lead him to holding a job well. Which was probably why he still drove the band as hard as he could. But times were changing. The band had become more difficult to get together as three of us had kids, all of us had jobs, and had lives. Practices had been cancelled. We hadn't had a gig in a few months. I'd privately talked with Jess and she'd told me she sensed the end of the band was approaching. And we all were worried about what that would do to Danny. But reality was reality and it was inescapable.
Jess and I were the only ones who were single. But for very different reasons. I was single because I disdained marriage after watching what Danny had gone through. I never wanted to get married. Which meant my relationships didn't last very long these days since women in my age group were looking for the ring. When they found out they were never gonna get it they often ended it with me.
Jess had the opposite problem. A hot blonde who had the body of twenty-two at thirty-eight, she attracted men who wanted to fuck her but didn't want to commit. Plus Jess was biologically incapable of having kids on her own. She wanted to adopt. But finding a man who wanted to adopt and settle down was not easy. The others joked that Jess and I should just get together since she's okay with not getting married either. We both laughed at that. Jess and I had hooked up more than once over the years, usually when one or the other is in need of comfort for whatever reason. But while we have similar personalities, Jess and I both think that us living together would not go well. On occasion in our younger pasts when she or I had crashed on the other's couch for a week or so there had been some tension. So we mutually agreed to stay friends. And fuck at times when the either of us needed it.
The gang settled in and we began playing a few classics like we always did when we practiced. When we stopped, Danny spoke up. "Okay, I know it's been a while since we got together. But I have some good news. A potential gig!" We all looked at each other. Danny could have told us that yesterday when he'd checked to make sure practice was still on. Danny had this dangerous habit of booking us without telling us until we were all together. It was one of the things that made us all tired of him and the reason some of us had pulled back a bit from Millennial Madness.
"Danny," said Jess in a warning tone. "You know none of us like it when you book us without asking first!"
"Amen!" I added. "I haven't actually booked us!" said Danny. "I said 'potential gig'! I've confirmed nothing!"
"Well that's an improvement," said Freddie.
"Tell us about it then," said Adam.
"There's in the middle of the city that's doing a themed night," said Danny. "Old school 90s and 2000s music and dress. I know, calling our time old school makes me feel old! But we all are, sadly. Anyway, a friend of mine is a friend of the people putting on the event. They're desperately searching for a band that can play this kind of music. We've been doing this stuff since we gave up making it big! My friend recommended Millennial Madness for their show! They booked a hall that holds like two thousand people. Twenty dollars admission. Open to ages sixteen and up. Anyone under twenty-one gets their hands X'd like the kids in the 90s got when they went to see the punk rock bands in bars at all-ages shows. Anyone X'd gets no booze. Their chosen band to play the show bailed. They're desperate!"
It sound really good. I had to admit that. "They sold out?" I asked.
"They are!" said Danny. "That's why they're frantic to get a replacement!"
"A bigger show than the last four we've had," said Adam.
"Playing to bars of twenty drunks like we've been?" said Jess. "This sounds like fucking Woodstock by comparison!"
"I do like the sound of the show size," said Freddie. "But what are they expecting from us?"
"The doors open at six. We'd take the stage at seven. We'd play until nine and then get a break until ten. Then we play until midnight," said Danny. "I was thinking fifteen songs in each set. With four vocalists we could pull that off."
"That's double the size of the longest gig we've played since we went straight to covers!" I said.
"That's a lot!" said Jess.
"They said they'd pay two grand to us if we did both sets!" Danny smiled. I had to admit, that was a hell of a payday. More than the couple hundred we'd get from a normal gig. Split five ways that was four hundred bucks each. But the length of the set list was a bit daunting. "Danny I'm not sure." I said.
"You already told them we could do this, didn't you?" said Jess when he didn't respond. Danny had no choice but to nod.
"I knew it!" said Adam. "I knew you were offering things the rest of us wouldn't want to do!"
"Again!" added Freddie.
"Danny, you've been doing this for years and it only gets more annoying!" snapped Jess.
"I'm with them!" I said when he looked at me for help. "You're only reinforcing something I've come to believe not only unavoidable but not far away from happening!"
"What? That the band is about to end?" said Danny. We all nodded. He looked like he was a combination of sad and pissed off now. "You fuckers think I don't know that? You think I can't see the writing on the wall? Most of us have kids. We all have jobs. Three of us have families and a fourth is trying for one! I know it's almost over!" he turned away to face the poster of us on the wall. We'd taken it when we were in our early twenties and still hoped to make it big. It seemed so long ago and yet like it was yesterday.
"I know guys," he said to the poster. "I know all of your complaints. We've not had a gig in months. Practices have been cancelled. It couldn't be more obvious that Millennial Madness is almost finished. Judy's been telling me it was time to end the band. As much as it pains me, she's right. It's been headed this way for a long time. I was genuinely convinced that I was coming here to agree to end the band altogether. But then this gig came up."
He turned back to us. "One last hurrah?" he asked. "One more gig for two grand? One more show where we go out and make memories that will last forever? One more time kicking ass and taking names on stage like only we can? One more time before it all becomes a memory? One more gig?"
I squirmed. I had also been convinced that today was going to be the end of the band. Or the end of my part in it. I knew Jess felt the same. Well all did. But that didn't mean I wanted it to end. None of us did. This band had once been all our hopes and dreams. Then after it became obvious that we'd never make it big, the band had become our connection to our youth, the memories we made, and the strength of our respective friendships.
Ending it felt like saying goodbye to something you never ever wanted to lose. But here we were. Even Danny, who usually lived in the great state of denial on the corner of head-shoved-up-his-ass-boulevard about such things, was the one saying it aloud.
It was time to exit stage left and leave the music world behind.
And with that realization came another one. I didn't want this moment in our band practice place to be the end of Millennial Madness. No! The band deserved better than that! We deserved better than that! And Danny had presented it too us on a silver platter. "One more gig," I agreed.
"One more memory," said Jess.
"One more time kicking ass!" said Freddie getting fired up.
"One more time to show these kids how it was done!" said Adam pounding his fist into the palm of his other hand.
"One more time of letting the madness run wild!" said Danny enthusiastically using the rather cringe inducing catchphrase we'd chosen for the band as dumb kids. We usually used it as a joke nowadays. But this was no joke. This was it. This was the last show.
So with the agreement made we sat down and began discussing the set list. Four of us sing so thirty songs split between us would ensure that none of us had destroyed voices by the end of the night. This show was a bunch of older folks like us looking to relive the glory days and a bunch of younger kids wanting to know what they missed. So we were going to show them! By the time we had agreed on the set list and agreed to practice every day no matter the trip or the difficulty. Like we used to do. This last show was not going to bomb! So we got the set list all ready to go and practiced it all.
I was going to sing lead on the following songs. 'The Anthem' by Good Charlotte. 'The Middle' by Jimmy Eat World. 'American Idiot,' by Green Day. 'Welcome To The Black Parade' by My Chemical Romance. 'Unbelievable' by EMF. That song is a personal favorite of mine and something we throw in as a surprise to change the tone. Plus I'd sing 'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus. As well as 'Monster' and 'Hero' both Skillet. With Jess supplying the female vocals for the parts that needed them of course, especially 'Hero'.
Freddie was going to sing the lead on the following songs. 'Iris' by the Goo Goo Dolls. 'Song 2' by Blur. 'Ocean Avenue' by Yellowcard. 'Breakfast At Tiffany's' by Deep Blue Something. 'I'm Just A Kid' by Simple Plan. '1985' by Bowling For Soup. And 'Stacy's Mom' by Fountains Of Wayne.
Danny was going to do 'Alive' and 'Jeremy' both by Pearl Jam. Plus 'Wherever You Will Go' by the Calling. 'Hanging By A Moment' by Lifehouse. 'Them Bones' by Alice In Chains. 'Higher' by Creed. 'How You Remind Me' by Nickelback. And 'Remedy' by Seether.
Jess was going to lead vocal on the following. 'Bring Me To Life' by Evanescence. 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne. 'Misery Business' by Paramore. 'Bitch' by Meredith Brookes. 'I Kissed A Girl' by Katy Perry. Plus rocked-up versions of 'Hollaback Girl' by Gwen Stefani and 'Man! I Feel Like A Woman!' by Shania Twain.
Sounds like an awesome set if you like 90s and 2000s music. Which is what this gig is all about. On the day of the show we arrived at three and unloaded all our musical equipment. We were all dressed casually. The style of the 90s and early 2000s was causal so we didn't have to wear anything special. Other than Danny who wore his leather pants for what he admitted would be the last time. We joked that he would finally stop having to do so much work to fit into them after tonight.
We did our soundcheck and everything sounded good. So we retreated into the back room and waited. We were brought food and drinks but we all eschewed the latter. None of us played drunk or even buzzed after a disaster of a show we'd done once when we all got fucked up and got thrown off the stage for being too drunk to play. After that we'd all agreed to not drink before a show. We did devour a large plate of chicken tenders though.
I left the room to watch as the doors opened. The place was piling in. People our age in low rider jeans with thongs visible, crop tops with their bellies exposed (whether should be exposed or not!) all the fashions of the early 2000s and late 90s were here. The emo/goth crowd was here. Skinny boys and girls all in black. Most of them were the ones with their hands X'd so they couldn't get served drinks.
As I leaned on the a pillar in the hall, two girls walked by me. All in black but without the heavy emo makeup. They would have been called posers back in our day. You either committed fully or you didn't at all, there was no middle with emo kids. These two had black hair, MCR shirts, black short skirts, stockings, black shoes, all of that stuff. Looked like the shopped at Hot Topic back in the day. Or still did. Is Hot Topic still going? I don't know, I haven't been to a mall in years. The two girls stopped when they noticed me and stopped to smile and wave. I waved back. They put arms around each other and walked on. I checked out their asses all the way. Which they caught me doing and laughed.
They were not offended by my gaze. Nice. I was going to miss that aspect of life in the band. We did get groupies from time to time. Nothing like the famous bands of course. But we did get some. Or rather, Jess and I did as the single ones in the band. And it was usually really good. Maybe this night could end with a bang in more than one way? Especially if I could get both of those two!
Be careful though dumbass. They might be underage. No pussy is worth going to jail for!
I went back to the band's room and told them about the packed house. The place was filling right up. Everyone was happy about that. The last thing we wanted was for our last gig to be a lightly attended disaster. We sat back and laughed, talked, told stories, and felt the mounting excitement as the time to take the stage neared. That old feeling of excitement as you hit the stage and prepared to perform. There was nothing like it. I was going to miss that feeling too.
We hit the stage and exploded right into the opening song, which was 'The Anthem'. Immediately followed by 'Song 2'. Then 'Girlfriend'. That trio had the place hopping. Including those two girls that I had seen that had made it close to the stage. They were hopping all right. Their skirts nearly flew up as they hopped!
Danny thanked the crowd for having us before going into 'Jeremy'. From there it was back to Jess with 'Bitch'. I swear, every woman and girl in the room pointed to themselves or each other during the chorus of that song. Then Jess and I did 'Hero' together, followed by Freddie with 'Stacy's Mom'. Then it was back to me for 'Black Parade'. That was the loudest ovation yet.
The two girls I'd seen screamed when I started singing the song. After Black Parade it was 'Alive'. Then into 'American Idiot'. 'Ocean Avenue' came next. Then it was 'I Kissed A Girl', in which I was sadly disappointed at the two girls in front of me didn't partake in the usual demonstrations that followed that song. Oh well. Plenty of other girls did. 'Breakfast At Tiffany's followed. Then it was back to Danny with 'Remedy' followed by our mid set ending song 'Teenage Dirtbag.'
This was not only the largest crowd in some time but easily the loudest crowd we'd had in an even longer time. We got back to the band room, feeling that magic and happiness that only comes from playing live and killing it. Now we had an hour to take a break before we finished the show. "Slaying it tonight!" Jess said to me as we stepped out the back door to get some fresh air.
"We always do. I'm glad we got a good gig to say goodbye to it all!" I said.
She leaned over to me. "Those two girls in front of you certainly don't want you to say goodbye! I was convinced you were going to get flashed!"
"That would be nice," I admitted. "But girls today are less brave than they used to be. Probably because everybody has a phone and said girls doing the flashing suddenly go viral."
"Yeah that would suck!" said Jess. "But I bet if you wanted you could go get at least one of them!"
"Jealous Jess?"
"Hardly Kevin!" she laughed. "I know I can hit you up if I ever wanted! But in all seriousness, you should! Make one more memory on our last gig! Maybe you'll get them both!"
I smiled at her. She was serious. "Okay Jess. Why don't you go do the same? I'm sure there are plenty of guys. And you did just end your most recent relationship!"
Jess nodded. "You're not wrong. I'm in!"
We went back inside and went into the hall. People were everywhere and we shook hands and talked to some. Eventually we drifted apart to find our targets. It wasn't a race. Thank God because Jess would win that. I know it's a cliche but women don't have to work as hard to simply get laid.
I spotted the two girls that'd been giving me the eye all through the first set and made my way to them. They were close to the kitchen and I ordered a small batch of chicken tenders. I knew the girls were there but acted like I didn't. They noticed me, as I'd hoped. And these two little hotties came over.
"Excuse me?" one asked. I turned to face them. Up close I saw one had blue eyes, the other brown eyes. The brown eyed one was the one who had spoken first and she had one of those cute button noses. Blue eyes had better boobs but brown eyes had a leaner body. "Yes ladies?" I said to them.
"You guys are awesome!" said blue eyes. "Thank you very much. I'm Kevin Smith by the way. Yes, that is my real name and no, we're not related. If only we were, I could have gotten some of our music on his movies! I'd have loved to get in on the Jay and Silent Bob movies back in the day!" I said. It was an old joke, one I'd been telling for years once people heard my name.
And it worked. Both girls laughed and I looked them up and down. "I'm Kate," said brown eyes.
"I'm Jenny," added blue eyes.
"Always nice to meet two wonderful, beautiful fans and young ladies like you!" I said warmly. They both smiled more. They seemed charmed and hadn't looked revolted when I checked them out. Good. Maybe I really can fuck them both tonight!
"You guys all singing and playing different songs without pause is awesome!" said Kate.
"We do our best," I said as my chicken tenders came. "This'll be the last time too!"
"Why?" said Kate.
"We're all getting older," I said honestly. "We started this band when we were as young as some of the younger ones here tonight are!" I gestured to some sixteen year old's down the way. "Some of us have passed forty and the rest of us aren't far behind. So this is going to be our last show. I'm glad we at least got an amazing house for tonight!"
"Awww!" they both said in unison. "We're glad we got to see you then!" said Jenny.
"How old are you ladies?" I asked noting their X'd hands. I prayed they weren't underage.
"Nineteen," said Kate. "Jenny's eighteen. It's my birthday as a matter of fact!"
"Well happy birthday beautiful!" I said with a smile. "Glad I got to meet both of you!" I added to them, hitting on them openly now. They both exchanged looks and smiles.
"When do you go back on stage?" asked Jenny.
"Around ten," I said. "Then we play our second set. Which goes until midnight. You two staying for the whole show?"
"Yes!" said Kate.
Here was my shot. "Would you two like to meet up after the show?" I said. They looked at each other, knowing exactly what I implied. I took a bite out of a chicken tender to cover my nerves. Were they going to be bold or chicken out? "I'm game!" said Kate confidently.
"Count me in!" said Jenny.
I had them. "Then please wait in the parking lot. I will happily pick you both up and bring you over. If you want, of course!"
"We do!" said Kate. Jenny nodded.
"Then I'll see you both later!" I nodded to them and moved away. I had done it! I was going to have a threesome with two teenagers! Legal teenagers! Millennial Madness, thank you for one more memory. Soon to be memory! I had thought of trying to take them back to the band room but there was every possibility we'd get discovered. So better to take them back to my place for the fucking of their lives!
I went back to the band room. The others were talking. No sign of Jess. Was she getting some right now? It probably would be easier for her to slip off with a guy and blow him, then hike her skirt up and bend over. Good for her if that's what she had done. She deserves it too.
She came back almost as soon as I had thought that. Her clothes and hair were still immaculate but her face had that smile of satisfaction of a girl who just got fucked good. The after-fuck glow, if you will. I winked at her. She returned it. The others, who had been talking old times and saying how it was such a good thing that this show was our fond farewell, didn't notice. Or maybe they didn't want to notice given them all being married and having to be responsible. Then it was time to get back on stage.
As we walked I said to her "you get it?"
"Yes," she said triumphantly. "You?"
"Both of them after the show," I said. "So long as they don't chicken out. Yours was over quick!"
"Eighteen year old with enthusiasm but no real skill," she chuckled. "When I told him I couldn't get pregnant, he basically was halfway there before he'd even touched me. Nice kid. Good cock. Too quick though. Offered me his number, which I turned down. I'm not getting an eighteen year old boyfriend. Even if teaching him would be fun!"
We trooped back on stage to wild cheers and the show was back on. Our second set opened with 'Unbelievable' which had the whole place bopping and dancing. Jenny and Kate were back in front of me again. I noticed them quickly. After that all the girls, including the two that I was going to nail, screamed like murder when we went into the opening intro of 'Iris'. That song is pure pussy magnet. I've not met a woman or girl in my life that does not love that song.
Immediately after that it was 'Man! I Feel Like a Woman!' That further thrilled the female population of the room. Danny dove into 'Wherever You Will Go' after that, followed by me and Jess doing 'Monster' to bring the energy level back up. Which was kept up by 'Misery Business' next. Jenny and Kate were screaming the 'Woah, whatever makes your brave' parts of that song.
Following that was 'Them Bones'. We all chimed in for the chorus there. '1985' was next in line. 'The Middle' came next, followed by our rockified version of 'Hollaback Girl'. Oh the kids in the crowd were imitating Gwen Stefani's moves from the video during that song. 'I'm Just A Kid' was on deck next, reminding us all how we used to feel.
Danny then got his rockstar moments with three songs in a row by doing "Higher,' 'Hanging By A Moment', and 'How Your Remind Me'. And finally we closed with 'Bring Me To Life' with Jess nailing Amy Lee's closing cry perfectly.
We all took a bow. They screamed "encore, encore, encore" and we eventually had to oblige and go back out. We quickly went over songs we knew we could play in our sleep and agreed on a two song encore. Back on stage I sang 'Teenagers' by My Chemical Romance' and we finished our encore with Danny doing Nickelback's 'Rockstar'. How fitting that 'Rockstar', which is what we had all desperately wanted to be, was the last song Millennia Madness would ever play.
We thanked the crowd for making our final show so special and trooped off stage to thunderous cheers. Back in the band room we got paid for the show. The owners were thrilled and only wished we could come back and do it again before they left.
Their words echoed and we all looked at each other once they were gone as the totality of the realization hit us.
It was over.
Millennial Madness, our band since we were teenagers ourselves, was officially finished by mutual agreement and the passage of time. Now it was all memories.
Jess broke into tears and hugged Freddie. Which turned into a group hug as we all joined in. All of us shed tears. None of us were ashamed by it. "It was one hell of a ride," Danny said when we all broke apart.
"The best!" said Adam.
"The best of the best!" said Freddie.
"I'd do it all again in a second!" I said. Jess just nodded and hiccuped as she got her emotions under control. After another group hug Jess, Freddie, Adam and I began heading for our cars. Danny was going to stay and lug the equipment back to the band practice room. The rent for it was paid until the end of the month so we had about a week before we would have to clear it out. We all knew Danny was going to mourn the band's end more than any of us so we were going to let him have his privacy.
I took only my guitar with me as I left. With our final show now done and dusted, I had only one thought on my mind. One thought.
Two girls.
Kate and Jenny.
I went out to the parking lot and went to my car. Once there I sat and waited. The big crowd was departing. I didn't see the two girls. Oh man, had they gotten cold feet? That would suck so much. I was about to give up and go home when I finally saw them coming over. "What a show!" said Kate.
"We couldn't find you!" said Jenny.
"Sorry ladies, I should've told you what my car was. If you would still like to come?" I asked them opening the doors. They got into the backseat together, looking nervous but eager. I got into the front and drove out. "Not that I'm objecting or anything," I said as we waited at a red light. "But what made you two say yes?"
I saw them look at each other in the mirror before Kate spoke. "Um, to be totally honest, this is kind of knocking three things off my list at once," she said. "Actually four things. Three first-time things. Get laid on my birthday, which has happened before but it's still great!" she joked.
"Always!" I agreed.
"The other three are 'do a guy in a rock band', 'do an older guy' and 'have a threesome with my best friend' which we made a pact if we ever did it we'd do it together!" Kate explained.
"Yes we did!" said Jenny.
I forced myself not to grimace at the 'older guy' comment because fact of the matter was that both these two were half my age. Together they might not even be my age! But since I was still going to do them both good, I kept my face at ease and my demeanor calm. Don't want to scare them. "Well thank you!" I said.
"Thanks us by making it memorable!" said Jenny.
"Challenge accepted young hottie!" I said to her. They both laughed.
We drove to my house and then I got out, let them both out and led them inside.
"Surprisingly clean for a rockstar!" said Jenny when I turned the lights on. My house was immaculate.
"Fun fact, I'm actually a computer guy as my day job," I said. "So I've got that nerd OCD of keeping everything spotless."
"I'd have never guessed!" said Kate.
"Most people don't," I said. "They see the long hair, hear I play in a band, and imagine my house looks like a broken down strip club. I'd put poles up for you two though!"
That made them giggle. I decided it was time to break the ice and pulled the birthday girl to me and kissed her hotly. Jenny 'oooh'd' as I tongued and felt up Kate. She responded eagerly. Her body felt as lean as it looked. She gave tongue right back. Then I broke the kiss and pulled Jenny too me, giving her the same. She was somewhat more hesitant but then hormones kicked in and she was returning it all the same. I felt her body up and ran my hands over her boobs.
"Guys love her boobs," said Kate when I broke the kiss.
"Don't be jealous!" I joked.
"I'd never. Just wish I was that top heavy sometimes," she admitted. I pulled her back in and gave birthday hottie some more affection as I let them both upstairs to my equally immaculate bedroom.
Once in my bedroom I started kissing Kate's neck and began undoing her skirt. I heard her gasp at how easily I undid it but I knew how to undress a woman without seeming like a fumbling idiot. I left her skirt on and went down to her panties. Black panties. Hot. I slipped my hand into those and started rubbing her pussy. She gasped, her mouth open, her eyes closing as I rubbed her off. I gave Jenny some more tongue while I rubbed Kate, then I pushed Kate onto my bed. I took her panties off easily. Hairless pussy like most young ones. "Happy birthday!" I said before falling down and attacking her sex with my tongue.
Jenny laid down beside her best friend as said best friend got the tonguing of a lifetime. I held Kate's legs open and licked every inch of her sweet young delicious pussy. Licking from asshole to clit, which made her jump the first time I did that. I pulled her lips open with mine and tongue fucked her. Her moans were so loud already.
I prompted Jenny to take the rest of her bestie's clothes off, which she did. Kate had perky but still flat titties. I reached up and squeezed them with joy and lightly pinched and twisted her nipples right as my tongue found her clit. "Oh my fucking God!" she cried as I rolled her clit with my tongue. I got right down to the nub and licked with a passionate fury of someone who won't stop until she cums. Which she did a few moments later, screaming incoherently. Damn she tasted so good.
"I want some!" said Jenny looking a bit jealous.
"You'll get it!" I promised. "But birthday girl got to go first! Now you!" I reached over and slide my hands under Jenny's skirt. Sexy red panties on this one with a landing strip! I leaned Jenny back and gave her pussy the same treatment. Jenny was already soaked from watching Kate get it and was moaning just as hotly within moments. I tongue fucked her, playfully teased her asshole, and worked her clit with that same devotion. Once Kate had recovered she sat up and stripped her best friend of the rest of her clothes.
Once Jenny's tits came out, I squeezed and tugged at them longingly. These had to be natural C's. Jenny was moaning and begging for more as I tongued her with gusto and tugged at her nipples. Kate leaned over and started whispering dirty words into Jenny's ear. I couldn't hear nor did I care. It was hot nonetheless. Jenny was less loud when she came, moaning hard and her body writhing. Fuck she tasted good too!
Oh sweet young pussy. There's a reason everyone wants it no matter their age!
I was rock hard and stood up to undo my jeans. They both knew what was coming and sat up eagerly as my cock sprang free. I wasn't a massive giant or anything but I'd never had any complaints either! "Oh hell yes!" said Jenny. "
You go first this time!" said Kate. Jenny knelt down at the foot of my bed and sucked my dick into her mouth. Damn that felt good! She wasn't afraid and went up and down eagerly, exploring it's length. Kate came up and we kissed and I groped her ass whole Jenny blew me. I very gently bit Kate's lip as I kissed her. She shuddered. Jenny was bobbing back and forth with one of my hands on her head. Kate knelt down after the lip bite and wanted a turn. So their mouths switched and Kate started sucking. When Jenny came up I glued my mouth to the nipples of her big titties. She arched her back and gave them to me as I swirled my tongue around each of them, my hands feeling her ass up as well.
Oh God these two are a dream! I gave the same love bites to Jenny's nipples I'd given to Kate's lip. She moaned sharply, liking it. Then she reached down and playfully pushed Kate's head all the way down on my cock. Kate took it all with only one surprise gag, then pulled off. "God you two are a dream!" I said putting my thoughts into words.
"We're living a dream too!" said Kate as she licked my cockhead like I'd licked her clit.
"The hottest one!" added Jenny. She cupped her titties for me. "Another bite?" she asked wanting more.
I obliged, giving more love bites. I only gave her two sharp ones and her moan did have a slight edge of pain but she didn't say stop. "Oh yeah, she loves that!" said Kate while jerking me off and licking my nuts.
"I do!" said Jenny nodding. "You can leave a mark on them!" she told me. I nodded and gave her a few sharp nipple bites that, in my experience, always make hickies. Jenny moaned and said she loved it.
Now I want pussy. I pulled Kate up to her feet. "Favorite position birthday girl?" I asked her.
"Doggy!" she said.
"Naughty naughty!" I teased. I reached for the nightstand where the condoms were, intending to grab one. But when Jenny saw the package she stopped me. "We'll go bare," she said. Kate nodded. "We've never done that either! But we're both clean, promise!" Jenny added.
"So am I!" I said. I then put my hands on Kate's back and bent her over facing my room's mirror. I gripped her tight, toned ass firmly and pushed inside her, watching her face as I penetrated her. She moaned loud, her eyes rolling back in her head. Jenny was leaning on me, kissing me and my face. I kissed her back before focusing on Kate. I pushed into her young pussy as deep as I could go, then pulled almost completely out before driving back in again. Jenny looked down to watch my cock disappear into her best friend. I reached up and gently grabbed the back of Kate's neck in a commanding way before starting to fuck her faster, harder. Her face was nothing but passion and joy as I made all her birthday dreams come true. I spanked Kate's tight ass a few times and gave her a good pounding before I finally slipped out.
"Your turn. Favorite position?" I asked Jenny.
"I know it's boring but I wanna be on top!" she said.
"Fine with me!" I said. I love having those tits in my face.
I laid down beside Kate. Jenny climbed on and eagerly lowered herself onto my cock. Her face adopted the same kind of pleasured passion as she began bouncing, her skirt flapping up and down as she went up and down. "Ride his dick like a champion!" said Kate to her best friend. I groped Jenny's tits in my face as Jenny rolled those hips and drove herself onto my cock. I thrusted upwards as she came down to provide maximum penetration. Kate grabbed Jenny's hips and helped her bounce up and down, having her nearly come all the way off my cock before slamming herself back down. Jenny was moaning incoherently and throwing her head back. I reached up and pulled her forward, angling Jenny perfectly so I could slam her myself.
"Oh that's so hot!" Kate said as she dropped low to watch my cock pound into her best friend like a piston. "I'm going to cum!" said Jenny. "All over him!" said Kate. I hammered Jenny like a machine until she gave a scream equaling Kate's and had another orgasm all over my throbbing cock. "Yeah, you soaked his cock!" said Kate.
"It's so good!" Jenny moaned.
"God you young pussies are the fucking best!" I groaned. I gently moved Jenny off me and motioned for Kate to come up. She did. I put her in the spoon position and hitched both her skirt and one of her legs up high. My cock glistened with her best friend's cum and I slammed back into Kate.
"Oh my fucking God, yes, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!" Kate moaned again and again as I drilled her. I went at the same speed I'd fucked Jenny with. Kate's tight body was so taunt it looked like her every muscle was tensed. Her pussy was squeezing my cock so hard too. "Oh fuck!" I moaned deeply. I kept that full speed pace up.
Jenny reached over inbetween Kate's open legs and began to furiously rub her clit as my cock drilled her hole. Kate's moans were again becoming screams of pleasure. I went even faster. My balls hit Jenny's fingers as I fucked Kate with all my might.
Jenny was rubbing her best friend furiously and expertly. Maybe they'd masturbated each other off in the past? Hot either way. Kate was losing it and her second orgasm scream was so loud it hurt my ears. And I'm someone who played rock music twenty years so that's saying something! Kate thrashed and kicked, screaming as the orgasm overwhelmed her.
I was achingly hard and felt a massive load was ready to be deployed. Jenny smiled at me, knowing I was there. "Cum in her!" she said. "It's one more thing she's never done! Give her a birthday creampie!" Kate nodded, unable to form coherent speech after her mind-melting orgasm.
Only woman I'd ever cummed in was Jess, and obviously that was because she couldn't get pregnant. I'm sure this little hottie was perfectly capable. Kate sensed my hesitation. "Please?" she managed to say. "Please? Please give it to me!" Her begging sent me over the edge. I forgot all the risk and drilled her tight, drenched pussy more. It didn't take too much longer. I half roared with passion and shot what felt like the most massive load I'd ever given into Kate's tight pussy. "Yes!" said Kate feeling it. I don't know how many times I spurted into this little hottie's snatch but when I felt my cock subside I finally slipped out. No cum came out of Kate's hole.
"Damn girl, you took it all and didn't waste a drop!" said Jenny.
"You damn right!" said a breathless Kate. Jenny crawled over to lay on me. Kate rolled over to do the same. For a while we just laid there in that post-orgasm bliss that follows after an amazing fuck.
Finally after half an hour Kate spoke. "Thank you for the best night of my life!"
"I should be thanking both of you for that!" I said.
"We all just thanked each other pretty well!" joked Jenny. We all laughed.
"I don't usually cum in girls for obvious reasons," I said.
"Don't worry Mr. not-that-Kevin Smith," said Kate. "The morning-after pill is a girl's best friend!"
"Good!" I nodded mentally relieved. "Best night ever!" I said.
"All your rockstar nights and we're number one? You better not just be saying that!" said Kate.
I laughed. "While I've had some great nights playing in a band, I can assure you this is the best one! Our best concert ever as a finally goodbye to two decades of memories. And you two amazing, sexy, hot girls as the best groupies ever!"
"Can we be groupies if your band is ending?" said Jenny.
"For tonight you can!" I laughed.
"Best birthday ever!" said Kate.
"So yes," I finished. "This is the best night ever for me as well!" That made them both kiss me again. "I will happily take you both home in the morning. Or wherever you want to go."
"Can we stay in touch? I'd not be opposed to this again. Or any one-on-one!" said Jenny.
I certainly wasn't going to say no to that. So I agreed. After that we fell asleep. When we woke late the following morning I made them breakfast like a nice guy does. They gave me their numbers and told me Jenny's birthday was in a few months. I said they could call anytime. Then they handed me their panties from last night and told me to keep them until next time. That damn near made me fuck them both again right there but I had to be responsible because I had to work soon. So I took them home.
Once I was on my own I texted Jess and told her about the night. She called me and asked for details, which made me laugh. But I gave them. By the end Jess was turned on, I could tell, and she asked if I had anything left. I told her to come over after work.
She did.
We fucked.
She loved the panties Kate and Jenny had left me. After we were done banging she confessed she hadn't slept well because of the band ending. We then shared some mutual tears as the realization that our band was gone and soon we'd be packing up the practice garage for the final time. But despite the sadness, I had no regrets. Nor did she.
Then Jess hit me with a blindside shot. She wanted to try being my girl for real. Not jokingly like the band had always teased us about. I asked her if she was okay with Kate and Jenny and she laughed and said she was. Even hinted at wanting to join in!
So my band ended. But I have the memories forever. I have my friends forever. I have a real girlfriend now. Who was okay with me having side girls! I mean, is this a dream? But it was real!
And it got even crazier with what came next! Because when the two hotties came over next, Kate confessed that she hadn't taken the morning-after pill like she'd said. I felt like the world had fallen out from under me but she assured me she wasn't going to screw me over. She admitted she wasn't going to keep it. Jess was going to get her adoption after all.
Millennial Madness may have been my joy and dreams. But now I have new joys and loves on the horizon. That's good enough for me.
The End